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World’s First Spaceport Nearly Completed, Built By Americans
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The Dawn of a New American AgeSpaceport America is the world’s first commercial spaceport.
As the lesser European and Asian nations of the world fight and bicker over petty things, America has once again forwarded humanity to a new era of wonder and splendor.
The United States has nearly completed Spaceport America, the universe’s first spaceport where shuttles and great vessels of exploration will take off for space. The power of capitalism is competition that drives innovation. American companies are beginning to relieve the burden of space travel from the US government. Companies that develop the best new space exploration vessels to take flight from this spaceport will be awarded massive contracts, through NASA.
The first spaceflights will start in late 2013, with Americans enjoying trips to the edge of space’s frontier and eventually being able to take residence in spacial hotels. From these ports consumer interest in space travel will drive America’s responsibility to lead humanity into space, adding great planets such as Mars, Jupiter and Saturn (and the moons) to the Moon to places where our flag and first-landing touch denotes our ownership. The resources found on these planets can greatly power the American economy and ensure our financial stability, further enabling us to ensure and enforce a peaceful Earth for millenia to come.
2:32 pm
The human mind is truly wonderful. Just to think, after only 6,000 years of existence and we are climbing into the stars. We are truly fearfully and wonderfully made.
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10:24 pm
The earth is billions of years old, dumb fuck. Three pieces of evidence, fossils take millions of years to fossilize, carbon dating have found skeletons over 9000 years old, and the light from the stars take billions of years to reach earth. All you got is an out-dated book as proof so suck it
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12:30 am
Not for Christan’s they just skip the first few billion years.
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4:31 pm
Isn’t this website hilarious! A couple friends think it’s fake, and every so often I have my doubts, but it’s so entertaining! I love the made up facts – ex: Marilyn Monroe was the lead singer of Blondy[sic], the speedo was invented by Javier Speedo who was, of course, a homosexual. Finding this website has made my day!
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4:56 pm
Yeah, it’s fake. The NY Times did a nice interview with the founders about Christwire. Funny though that so many dolts actually come up here thinking their illogical beliefs are being supported.
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9:30 pm
As during colonial times, missionaries shall be the first to explore the unknown.
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8:22 am
Hey Aug can I suck you fearfully and wonderfully made cock and Abe can watch.
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12:31 am
Your marlark’s will never make marlark’s marlark. Even if you marlark for marlark marlark’s marlark will never want to do some marlark marlark’s marlark.
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12:29 am
Lololololol let’s become spacemen… Then nuke the rest ofthe universe
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1:23 am
Great American heroes like Richard Branson and Burtan Rand have proven that America still has it and can kick ass. Let’s see the Europeans or the Russians try to launch a rocket into space. USA #1 Go Christ!
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4:37 pm
I’m pretty sure SEVERAL countries have launched rockets into space – like alomost 50 years ago. Russia beat us in the “Space Race” with Sputnik. I just hope you’re comment was sarcastic, if not, you’re a gosh darn idiot!
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4:50 pm
Btw Richard Branson was British u cunt
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9:03 am
PaPa why were you in your room with that strange men in leather he looked so funny. And papa why were there so much screaming were you and him watching a movie and why was there chocolate on your hand and arm you are such a messy eater.
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10:21 am
If it was’nt for the stupid dark ages, we would already be there.
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