• 100% Sin-free Christian Pick Up Lines

    October 13, 2011 4:07 am 131 comments

    Breaking the ice is arguably the hardest thing to do when approaching someone of the opposite sex that you are interested in. Sinful women and men expose milk sacs or dangle their twiddle rompus in order to lure their targets into a back alley devil drug orgy. However, God-fearing people like you and me do things the proper way and wish to keep God in mind at every phase of a potential relationship. Breaking the ice with a good christian one liner can never fail!

    Most women should fall for anything you say easily, but here are some pick up lines for men:

    You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (Bad to get this one mixed up, most women will not notice anyway though)

    Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

    Are you a homosexual? Because it’s burning up in here.

    I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be completely submissive on the first date.

    Unlike the jews, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name most of the time.

    I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you.

    Last week, I read Jeremiah, Isaiah and Ezekiel. It’s all part of my ‘Read-The-Bible in 30 days Course’. (this will impress her a lot)

    Somebody better call God, cause he’s missing an Angel!

    Are you an illegal Mexican? Cause you just jumped the border of my heart!

    For Women:

    Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

    Are you from Hiroshima? Cause baby you’re the bomb

    You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way

    Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

    Post your own Christian pick up lines in the comments below!

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    Nicholas Tadmor Isn't the fact that proof requires evidence evidence for God existing? Think about it Atheists. I am Christian student getting a good education

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