Once again the white man is trying to keep the black man down. But this time the black man is a boy.
Demias Jimerson, a 11-year-old from Malvern, Arkansas is too good of a football player. At least that is what the white parents of the town think. They got Principal Terri Bryant, the commissioner of the Wilson Intermediate Football League, to bench his black @$$.
“The other players on both teams, 21 are just left sort of, this is all Demias,” he said. “So that’s why the Madre Hill Rule has been implemented.”
The “Madre Hill Rule”, prohibits a player from scoring more than three touchdowns if his team is ahead by 14 points or more. The rule is named for Madre Hill, who played in the same youth league and went on to play running back for the Arkansas Razorbacks and Oakland Raiders.
So why did they dredge up this old rule from the Jim Crow past? My little Nubian brother, Demias Jimerson scored seven touchdowns in a game. Something a pasty faced middle aged cracker like Al Bundy, Bryant, or the local Malvern Klan, would have killed for.
Although being taken down a peg by the Pro-Caucasian Agenda, My boy still had this to say. “I kinda got shocked because I didn’t know that was gonna happen, but it did…I’m ok with it. I’m gonna run hard and bring our team to victory,” Then he added, “but God always comes first, before anything, and grades second.”
That’s right! You can put him down but you can’t KEEP him down! My proud African peoples will always raise to the top! Hallelujah!!!