Barack Obama Caves to Occupy Wall Street Demands, Orders One More Season of Arrested Development

After month’s of protests against Arrested Development, through protests and prayer we were finally able to get the show about busted capitalism and veiled homosexuality, Arrested Development, ripped off the air.
Terrifying imagery from interns dispatched to New York on behalf Investigative reporter Stephenson Billings in Tennesee revealed how this humor bereft show was able to get more episodes during tough economic times.
Another brainless comedy hatched by the always dangerous Larry Davis, Crazy Joe Devola and the demented pen of Michael Levitz, Arrested Development claimed to be ‘good, family entertainmetn’ but constantly barraged the eyes with dizzying camerwork and dialogue drenched in raw sensuality one minute, and communist leanings the next.
The show always had a suspected cult following in Nielsen ratings but due to consistent pressure, was ripped off television in 2006.
Let’s hope the protesting hippies do not ask Obama to try out communis…oh, too late. Obamacare and the buyout of GM is just the tip of the iceberg if we do not vote Obama out of office.
It is not surprising Obama enjoys watching the story of busted up tramps, drunks and failed businesmen stabbing each other in the back, all while the veiled homosexual son-in-law imagines lustful situations of kink that’s shown on film. This must be how every Arab sees America.
Expect the new season of Arrested Development to air in late 2011.
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2:28 pm
Steve Holt!
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2:44 pm
You do know that Obama has nothing to do with what is shown on the air. If you actually believed this, then you must be an idiot. Or have the IQ of a wet sponge.
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3:12 pm
He has made a huge mistake.
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4:54 pm
Wow, Damien. Your diligence and dedication to posting on each and every Christwire article is almost admirable.
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4:57 pm
Nice picture from Homestuck. And, I don’t post on every one, only the ones that I find fault with, or agree with someone on.
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5:06 pm
the capitalism failed so many time until Now yet you continue being pro capitalism your economy will never get betetr if you go Further into capitalism actually you will make worker into slave to make more profit and help your economy back On track
is it what You wnat returning to slavery ??
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5:13 pm
Is arrested development like tasering hobos?
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5:18 pm
No, it’s a TV show.
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5:57 pm
This show isn’t even funny, or decently acted. I thought America have moved on from this garbage. For Pete’s sake, it got yanked from the air 6 years ago!
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6:04 pm
So, your grammar is atrocious. There should be no common after funny. The sentence should read “I though Americans have moved on…” or “I though America has moved on…”
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10:33 pm
You just like it because it’s Jewish slapstick comedy. Why don’t you ever break out of your ethnic cliches?
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10:57 pm
I actually am not a fan of the show. Not my style of entertainment.
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11:02 pm
Why don’t you break out of yours? You think it’s fine and dandy to make slurs against other people, yet you’re offended when people do the same to you? Fuck off.
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11:08 pm
You’re very angry tonight. I am saddened to see this. Are you undergoing emotional problems or are you using drugs or something?
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11:12 pm
I think it is you who might be going through their male menopause. Or at least having a male period. Both documented psychological disorders that men go through at your age.
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11:12 pm
I’m angry because people like you think you know better when you’re nothing but a nuisance. You think that teenagers think they know everything? Jackass, have you taken a look back at what you’ve said and done and ever realized just how much of a terrible person you are?
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11:16 pm
I would love to take you both over my knee for a good tarring, that’s just how fed up I am with you boys.
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11:24 pm
What does that even mean? “…take you both over my knee for a good tarring…” I have never heard that before in my life.
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11:26 pm
And I’d bet the ever-living shit out of you and leave you toothless and broken. How DARE you make a statement like that towards me? YOU FUCKING IGNORANT PIG!
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11:29 pm
I think you’ve done plenty enough harm to the reputation of our Jewish brothers and sisters. Evangelical Christians support those of the Jewish faith and I am deeply offended by your continued portraiture of Jews as naive and incontinent.
It isn’t funny anymore.
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11:34 pm
Blanche, please, explain to me what you mean? I cant even make it out over the fact that it was so unintelligent.
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11:37 pm
You boys are positively insane tonight. Someone had a ritalin-4Loco cocktail.
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11:45 pm
Haven’t been on Ritalin since 4th grade, and i have never had a 4-loco. So, failure is yours once again.
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2:51 am
Oh shit Billings is over at it to do some sexual intercoruse with Damien and L.N ….
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9:53 am
Spanking is meant to correct bad behavior. It has nothing to do with sexual excitement.
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2:38 pm
Billings its wrong iTs entirely wrong you just love “spanking” but you wnat homosexual sex Youf reak you are a closet gay
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2:46 pm
I am pretty sure that corporal punishment has been outlawed. So, you fail.
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