Behind the Music: Rocky Raccoon Song Meaning Proves Beatles were Anti-Jesus Atheists Converting Teens to Satanism

Tiernan Kincaid
• ChristWire
October 23, 2011 10:57 am10 comments

One of the most dangerous bands of all times are the Beatles.  Striving to be greater than The Who and Peter Townshend, McCartney and his group of British atheists resorted to all sorts of cheap methods to obtain fame.

We’ve all heard how the Beatles managed to brainwash Charlie Manson and the tragedy surrounding all that, even almost creating a helter-skelter race war in the turbulent 1970s.  It seems every one of the Beatle’s lyrics are about drugs, communism, illicit acts and psychadelic drug-enabled sounds that confuse the mind.

What is not known is that Paul McCartney, the lead singer and best musician of the Beatles, may have had a spirited hand, that is, his unnatural ability for writing catchy tunes and playing instruments may be of dark forces.

In 1966, John Lennon, Paul’s top follower and right-hand man stated, “The Beatles are greater than Jesus!” and then started a tour in America.  The Moral Majority rallied and tried to ban the Beatles, but burgeoning liberal democrats who were but hippies at the time used protests to ensure the Beatles could play at various venues.

A last ditch effort to weaken the demonic influence was made by The Gideons, a noble organization.  The Gideons twice attempted to place Bibles in the presence of the Beatles, once in their hotel and once in their jet plane.  Both attempts were thwarted.  Not satisfied by simply thwarting the attempt, the Beatles wrote a veiled song to taunt the Gideons and Christians.  They named this song Rocky Raccoon and made it clear that their ageda was to steal America’s teens away from God and their loving parents, instead sprawling them out before Satan’s will as told in their music (drugs, lust, communism).

To prove this theory, I’ve consulted old friends and a master interpretation of the song Rocky Raccoon, with its true, original lyrics.

To see this theory pan out, click ‘play’ on the video and then see how the true lyrics line up with the ‘minced oaths’ sang by Paul McCartney.

Rocky Raccoon, Original Lyrics

Now somewhere in the American deep south, also known as the Bible Belt
There lived a lot of adult Christian Americans
And one day their teenage children became Beatles fans
And then John Lennon made his infamous, “more popular than Jesus” quote.
The adult Christian Americans didn’t like that, said we’re gonna bring the Beatles down
So one day they started showing up at Beatle concert sights to protest
With Adult Christians protesting, the Gideons decided to join in
The Adult christians had come, equipped with protest paraphanalia, to bring down their rival, the Beatles
The Beatles it seems had broken their dreams by stealing away their teenage children
They were called by any number of terms used to describe teenage Beatle fans
Now the teenage Christian children, and the Beatles, were together at any one of several concert sights
The adult Christian Americans showed up to protest and in essence said, “hey Beatles this is a showdown”
But the Beatles were at the height of their popularity, They made light of John’s statement with explanatory interviews
And the Adult Christian American protests gradually faded away
na da da da da da da, da da da da da da
Now Brian Epstein came on worldwide news broadcasts
Suffering with his own drug addiction
And proceeded to soften the damage with explanations
He said in essence, “hey Christians you’ve met your match”, and the wiser Christians essentially said,”hey Brian, it’s only a scratch, and we’ll overcome all this when the time is right”.
Na da da da da da da, da da da da da da
Now with Christians still protesting, the Gideons tried again
But with the failure of both protest attempts the Gideons went back to doing what they did best, and that was putting their Bible is hotels.

 

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10 Comments

  • nah all the bands you said were epic all i’m saying

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  • It’s my opinion that the Beatles were influenced by drugs.

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  • Have you ever heard their song “Let It Be”? Before the band broke up there was another time they were going to break up. They were all arguing, and having troubles. Well Paul had a dream where his mother told him to just wait and everything would turn out to be okay. It’s an inspirational song. Here’s the lyrics:
    When I find myself in times of trouble
    Mother Mary comes to me
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
    And in my hour of darkness
    She is standing right in front of me
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

    And when the broken hearted people
    Living in the world agree
    There will be an answer, let it be
    For though they may be parted
    There is still a chance that they will see
    There will be an answer, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Yeah there will be an answer, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

    Let it be, let it be
    Ah let it be, yeah let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
    And when the night is cloudy
    There is still a light that shines on me
    Shine on until tomorrow, let it be
    I wake up to the sound of music,
    Mother Mary comes to me
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
    Yeah let it be, let it be
    Let it be, yeah let it be
    Oh there will be an answer, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Let it be, yeah let it be
    Oh there will be an answer, let it be
    Let it be, let it be
    Ah let it be, yeah let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

    In that song they said that as long as you stay strong, everything will be okay. I really don’t find that Satanic.

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  • Rachel McGinnis

    OK, here is what i want to know from all you so called “Christians” how the fuck can an atheist try and convert you to satanism? Clearly you fucking numb skulls have no fucking clue about either of these. So next time do you research before making yourselves look like even bigger dip-shits.

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  • This is funnier than the (Glass) Onion!

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  • The Beatles wrecked a whole gemeration.

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  • um u got to be kidding me!! Charlie manson was already crazy way before he met the beatles, this website is stupid those bands are amazing and everyone tht agrees with this bullshit youre not christian youre fucked up in the head

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  • Get a Life Dracula

    So, The Who, well, they were British. And the lyrics you wrote under the video, not the real lyrics. Therefore, your article fails to prove anything other than you have no point in this world.

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