Black Man from Tennessee has Gay Anal Sin Docking with a Dog
I have never been a big fan of Tennessee, until I met Stephenson Billings. Once that happened, I realized that actual Humans lived there, and not “Incest Rape Zombies” and Blacks only
Today, however, I read a story about a tribal man practicing Zulu witch doctoring sex acts on a Dog. This was not just any Dog either, it was a noble creature called a German Shepard. German Shepards and Golden Retrievers are pure animals, and should never be touched in veil ways.
The strangest part of this story is that this “Man” took “his” cue from Chaz Bono, or as it calls itself now, Chai Tea. (Chaz moved from Transgender to Trans-Object recently, I hear that is the new Gay Fetish).. The culprit is called Kimberly Lawson, which is a girl’s name.
Here is some eyewitness accounts and Police reports of this Homogay Marriage plot: “Authorities in Tennessee recently charged 40-year-old Kimberly Lawson with a criminal offense against an animal after he was allegedly caught having sex with a dog.
Officers were contacted on Saturday morning by a South Memphis resident who reportedly observed some bizarre activity involving his neighbor’s German Shepherd, Adam, according to a Memphis Police Department report.
The man said that he observed Lawson feed Adam from a plate before he saw “Lawson pull his pants down, get on his knees and allow the dog to mount him and have sex,” the arrest affidavit states.
According to the witness, the dog mounted Lawson three times within one hour.”
Obviously, Lawson is a Power Bottom and in love with “Furries” and probably a “Bronie” as well. The worst thing though, is his neighbors were calling each other to see who had the best view. Disgusting. Here is more quotes from neighbors:
After recovering from the shocking sight, the witness called another neighbor and asked him to look out his rear window to see if he could get a view of Lawson in action.
“He … observed suspect Kimberly Lawson engaged in sexual intercourse with Adam, the dog,” reads the police report. “[The second witness] said he observed the dog mounted on top of suspect Kimberly Lawson from a behind position having sex.”
Why were they watching??? I would have been spreading the love of God across this “man’s” face with a lovingly made American Louisville Slugger.
Here is one of the neighbor’s Twitter feed intro’s:
This is just more proof of why Gay Marriage is wrong and should be punishable by Death Sentence. I am disgusted at having to report this news, but even more disgusted that States keep legalizing Gay Marriage. What is next? Legal Marijuana? Equal Rights for Broccoli? The “Politically Correct lesbian, feminist, 99%’ers and Afro-Saxons are going overboard lately.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
9:24 am
Here we go.
“The strangest part of this story is that this “Man” took “his” cue from Chaz Bono, or as it calls itself now, Chai Tea. (Chaz moved from Transgender to Trans-Object recently, I hear that is the new Gay Fetish)” Chai… tea? Are you serious? So, the next time I go into Starbucks and ask for a latte, am I going to get a gay man with whipped cream on his head? I didn’t think so. Although, if I do, that may become the best day of my life.
And wait a minute, the dog did HIM? That’s…. weird. I was expecting him to do the dog or something, but vice versa? … No words, none.
“I would have been spreading the love of God across this “man’s” face with a lovingly made American Louisville Slugger.” Bruce, I think you just won the game.
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2:14 pm
“So, the next time I go into Starbucks and ask for a latte, am I going to get a gay man with whipped cream on his head…that may become the best day of my life.”
You lead a pretty pathetic life.
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2:40 pm
“You lead a pretty pathetic life.”
rather typical of emos.
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8:25 am
Nah, I like my life for the most part. I just really enjoy the simple/odd things. Like getting a gay man latte, for example.
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9:58 am
Claire was right when she said Gay=Bestiality=Pedophile
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2:46 pm
I think that is the first time anyone ever said that claire was right about anything!
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3:02 pm
She hates gay men more than we do.
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8:44 pm
Actually I fucking love gay men. Gay men respect women and don’t rape us.
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11:06 am
http://www.ejssb.org/resources/ejssb_CameronP_RapeAndMurder$5B1$5D.pdf
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5:57 pm
… She never said that. She said gay=/=beasitality=/= pedophile. the insertion of a slash changes the meaning quite a bit.
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6:01 pm
She was posting a double negative. She is full of hate.
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6:05 pm
Unrelated much?
Double negatives are not featured in mathematical equations. An example of a double negative is “not not bad”
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8:42 pm
Then you’re admitting that this site is a parody?
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10:12 pm
no, just you.
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3:48 am
Claire, SweetHeart, how can something be a parody when they report true News Stories? Are you suffering from Dementia? You seem to be getting stupider every comment you make. I hear they have a pill that will at least “make you think” you are a capable human.
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12:44 pm
Most Tennesseans are civil. I avoid Memphis, or Memfrica as we call it because it is full of black crimes.
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2:08 pm
Hey F you honkey!
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2:48 pm
Please be more respectful of our properly colored commentators, Negro.
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2:52 pm
Militant is properly colored. He is an African American, and he has dark skin. It’s genetic.
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12:15 am
I hate you crackers.
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3:50 pm
Thank you Ms. Xenu. I am properly colored, but I am very modest and will not flaunt it at less fortunately colored people like MN, so I am sorry if I offended you MN.
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7:20 pm
So, all black people are criminals now,
You do know that Jesus was Middle Eastern right?
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11:21 pm
they denie the words of everypony trust me ive seen them do it hundreds if not thousands of times
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2:07 pm
Are you sure that they didn’t confuse Claire for a dog? Cause I know a lot of my brothers have hit that!
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5:02 pm
what like in a gang MN? That’s the way your pussy posse games. Can’t think on your own? Takes a REAL man to stand against his own when all truth points out their fails.
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6:10 am
Rooster, We prefer that people speak proper English when commenting on this site. Please consider returning here once you have passed the 5th grade.
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5:42 pm
You aren’t an English major yourself there, jackass.
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12:17 am
You might be a roster but it sounds like you love cock to me. Looking for some chocolate arent you? Hick freak.
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