Boycott Halloween this Year, Instead, Celebrate Jesusween (Jesusween.com)
Did you know Halloween is a Christian holiday?
Or, at least it used to be. All Hallow’s eve was a day for Christians to rejoice and have a celebration of giving before the holiday season.
Over time liberals began to associate costume with the holiday, moreso than the meaning of the holiday. The costumes begin to become sultry and dark, a sign that Satan was at work in trying to overtake the holiday.
Fast forward several generations and we are at current day, where Halloween is a night of blood curdling haunted houses, Twilight blood rituals and drunken fornication parties. Women see how much flesh they can reveal and men see how much tainted candy they can put into a young college girl’s mouth, so she will do whatever he wants.
This is not a Christian holiday anymore: it has been stolen. Much like liberals are trying to X the Christ out of Christmas by calling it Xman, they have x’d any decency out of Halloween.
There was a point in time when children could be trusted trick-or-treating on Halloween. They could wander the streets in their innocent costumes, no worries about tainted candy stranger homosexuals or the like. It was pure and fun.
But today, the risks are far too much.
We must realize the only solution for taking back our holiday is to rename it. Much like Christmas can never be changed, October 31st must take on a better name. Jesusween.
It will be the celebration of dressing up like a great Biblical character or US Republican politician who is a fantastic pro-family man who embodies the spirit of values, or morality and most importantly of conservatism. Jesusween.com is the site you must visit, to help us take the Hell out of Helloween, because that’s where the atheists and possessed are trying to take the holiday. They are trying to make it a recruiting tool for hell for their dark lord, Satan.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
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10:34 am
“Did you know Halloween is a Christian holiday?
Or, at least it used to be. All Hallow’s eve was a day for Christians to rejoice and have a celebration of giving before the holiday season.”
No it wasn’t you idiot, it was a Roman/Celtic thing for the longest time. Hell, the link you provided showed that much, do you even look at what you’re linking to?
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12:51 pm
Not to mention that christmas is not even a christian holiday not even easter as well actually there is No christian Holiday The birth of jesus was in July everyone Know that
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11:51 am
All Hallows Eve was a Celtic celebration. They would dress up in frightening costumes to scare away demons. They would also build bonfires. If you read your link, you would have learned that it is not, nor has it ever been a Christian holiday.
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11:54 am
Train a child in the way they should go, and they never shall depart.
Read this, child.
http://www.americancatholic.org/messenger/oct2001/family.asp
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11:59 am
According to the morons on this website Catholics Aren’t real Christians.
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1:36 pm
Halloween was not. It was the other way around.
I however support Halloween.
FUCK CHRISTMAS!
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3:33 pm
im going as a playboy bunny this year, and we all know bunnies don’t wear clothing
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5:56 pm
That’ll be fun. I’m going to be a Fallen Angel.
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11:25 pm
I’m going as a Mage.
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10:16 pm
…im going as a guide with a group of young children
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3:48 pm
Halloween will always be Halloween.
Twat.
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11:30 pm
I’m playing Keepin’ Halloween Alive right now.
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11:32 pm
I am watching Nightmare Before Christmas. Such a good show.
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12:26 am
Check out The Nerd’s and Paw’s reviews of Nightmare. Hell, I still have my vhs copy of Nightmare.
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12:30 am
So do I. It is fucking awesome. I watch it like once a year at least.
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12:44 am
I watch it a few times a year, when I have the time.
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6:25 am
I’m listening to This Is Halloween (Marilyn Manson version).
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11:39 am
Awesome. My fave is Jacks Lament. Either the Plain White T’s or Danny Elfman.
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3:48 pm
On halloween I like giving out full size candy bars to kids with good ghost costumes.
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11:26 pm
Is there a burning cross in your front yard?
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6:17 pm
Don’t you watch king of the hill? Not going to happen.
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8:35 pm
I think we should all celebrate Ieroween. Much better holiday.
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8:37 pm
See? Someone gets it around here.
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8:36 pm
I think we need a Jesus centered fall holiday. Winter has Christmas, Easter for spring and of course July 4th for summer when Jesus wrote the Constitution of the United States of America. Fall is really missing the Christ centered faith holiday that would keep the king of kings on everyone’s mind.
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9:00 pm
So, 4th of July is an American holiday, hence it isn’t celebrated anywhere else. Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. And what about Thanksgiving? Isn’t that supposed to be Jesus centered? You know, start the holiday season right. Start buying your gifts now. Blah Blah Blah.
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9:05 pm
Thanksgiving is a PAGAN holiday. Indians were there and even our Jewish brothers and sisters celebrate it.
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9:16 pm
Well, ye, we in America celebrate it. Oh right, I forgot it was an American holiday as well. Um………..Well, you could all celebrate Pentecost. Like we will be in 5 days.
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9:21 pm
Not much time to get in on that atonement for the holiest day of the Jewish year….
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9:27 pm
And again, you have failed to realize that that ended 3 hours ago. Good job not learning anything.
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12:08 pm
How the fuck is Thanksgiving a pagan holiday? Christian settlers marked the day because it was the day that the Native Americans and the settlers held a feast together to GIVE THANKS (hence the name Thanksgiving) to their good fortune and to repay the Natives that helped them out so much.
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12:13 pm
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the who when you call, Who’s there?
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
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12:27 pm
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
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10:20 pm
arg now its gonna be stuck in my head all day…better then jb at least
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11:07 am
Give in.
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