Can Eating Rodent Feces Really Save America?
Written under the guided hand of a loving Creator, the scripture of Leviticus provided to Moses encompasses most of the Biblical food standards. Since Jesus effectively wiped the plate clean with his blood and sacrifice, as a Christian nation we no longer need to obey these food codes – so why do we need government codes to dictate what is safe?
Liberal loving, Jesus hating government officials attempt to regulate food under the guise of ‘food safety’ or even dietary guidelines to enslave the citizenry to a socialist regime with the intent to foil corporate job creators and trick people into worshiping government. Food regulation is a job killer that leads to an entitlement culture, higher unemployment, illegal immigration, obesity and falling international math scores. These social ills are pure ambrosia for the liberal elite until the veil of secrecy is pulled aside and facts are revealed.
Every person that has consumed 5 fruits and vegetables per day since the creation of man has died.
Eliminating sugar from the diet means you will die. It also means a South American cane plantation worker loses his job and begins making black tar heroin for your daughter.
The so called ‘longevity’ benefits from a healthy diet and lifestyle are an entitlement drain on Social Security and younger citizens.
92% of hospitalized sick Americans can identify a picture of an apple. Apples are not doctor repellants, unless sufficient directional velocity is applied.
The FDA allows 30 or more insect fragments, 1 rodent hair, and no more than 25 mg rat poop per 100 grams peanut butter in order to be deemed fit for consumption. Rat poop often contains beneficial parasite eggs that fight obesity.
Most Americans are unable to discern the difference between a raisin and a wingless house fly. Houseflies contain more protein than raisins.
Chocolate food standards allow for 60 insect fragments per 100 grams. Cockroaches are 100% chocolate colored. Insect exoskeletons have a texture consistent with that of dehydrated puffed rice, according to knowledgeable sources.
FDA Pizza sauce standards allow for 30 fly eggs per 100 grams of product. The cost of fly egg and maggot analysis to the makers of pizza sauce is prohibitive and a worry for many conservatives that bugle the struggles of job creation under jack booted FDA constraints. It is time to let go of these standards.
Other countries, like Mexico and China, don’t have job killing standards for vanilla extract, picante sauce or ‘ditch oils’ used in restaurants. While many decry the high occurrence of so called carcinogens in reused fryer oils, minimal standards open the potential for lower cost food sources for working classes. Lower standards also effectively remove the weaker members from the labor herd and actually strengthen the potential workforce with a supply side dynamic. This is the singular natural selection process that puts the ‘win’ into Darwinian Theory. Citizens that have been acclimated to the natural occurrence of frog parts, rodent dung and fly wings in their daily diet can afford a lower wage because the definition of ‘food grade’ means lower food pricing and more exotic protein choices like maggots or insect parts.
For many, the idea of eliminating food standards is upsetting. Due to the entitlement culture of liberal Americans, ‘only the best and safest’ must be served to them on silver platters forged in the halls of congress. Food standards are a costly house of rodent droppings that cannot continue. Taxpayers cannot support the paper pushing standards and investigations required to keep food at a purity level to support the wimpificaton of the American populace. It is time for some tough love. Real Americans must show some support for freedom.
Immediate Benefits of Eliminating Food Standards
Healthcare Jobs
One benefit from abruptly eliminating food standards is job growth. Foodborne illness in the United States is a $152 billion industry of loving and caring professionals. Under the current iron hand of government regulation only a mere 76 million Americans will fall ill. Approximately 325,000 Americans will be hospitalized each year due to illness from tainted food sources. The more severe the outbreak means more urgent the demand for jobs in the health fields. With only 0.4% of the affected population requiring hospitalization, clearly deregulation holds the key to untapped job growth in the health care sector.
An End to Obesity
For world travelers or even the travel channel addicted couch potato, there is no denying that countries with lower or nonexistent food safety standards have a thinner population. The duality of food safety insecurity and polluted water sources are lock and key solutions to a svelter workforce. Liberals can tout anti-obesity campaigns, but like all social ills obesity is best resolved by the free unfettered market. While in the long run occurrences of diabetes and obesity related illness may decline, the rise in complications from Escherichia coli and parasitic infection will be a boon to healthcare workers and exceed any diabetes related job losses.
The social impact of eliminating food safety codes will also yield unexpected liberal cause benefits to women’s liberation and green economics. Less weight on the American frame means women are more likely to marry and stay married since weight gain will be a thing of the past. A trimmer populace also means a more refined carbon footprint, since less mass means better gas millage and less food shipping.
Nearly 60% of US consumed apple juice is from Chinese grown apples. Due to years of careful soil management, arsenic is leached into the tree and is included as an additional ‘organic arsenic’ nutrient in the American juice box. While no studies have been declassified to confirm the correlation, some assert the Asian proclivity for mathematics is tied to ‘organic arsenic’ in apple juice consumed by many Chinese school children.
Since the ‘organic arsenic’ nutrient also appears in peach pits grown in Georgia, this could explain the recent higher standardized test scores found in Atlanta schools. While liberals use these higher test scores to defraud high performing educators as cheaters, one cannot deny the link between Asian arsenic and improved arithmetic performance.
Rebalancing the Labor Supply
Because approximately 5,000 people die from foodborne illness, the funeral industry and society as a whole benefit from early internment at a time when markets are soft and return on investment is low. Illness and death of the entitlement elderly or young and vulnerable means the survivors can go to work at a higher wage because the supply of labor has been diminished. It is no wonder Unions are funding the continued food safety lies. When labor is in demand, unions lose their allure as well as membership ranks.
A Secure Border of Food Safety Insecurity
For anyone visiting Mexico or a country with lower food standards, the gastric adjustment to new cultural food ways can be an exciting unplanned adventure. For those seeking the welcoming hearth of an American homestead, a debilitating case of the schitz weasels or parasitic infestation can sour any thoughts of citizenship or extension of a student visa. This has worked well in Mexico, since few Americans have ever applied for citizenschitz status in Mexico. Americans must shift their thinking away from food safety as a welcome mat of patriotic hospitality.
America needs to be a country of broad shoulders and strong gastric constitutions where immigrants are expected to hold their own and survive. We must lead by example by building a cost effective wall of food safety insecurity. This means US standards must be lower than those in Mexico. Since there are no food standards in Mexico, it will be up to business owners and the market to fill this need and avert a national illegal immigration crisis with contaminates like bovine feces in hamburger sprinkled with tasty morsels of Escherichia coli.
Of course there will be some fallout from the elimination of food safety rules. Whimpers, moans, painful colic and possible involuntary release of bodily colonic wastes are to be expected as the liberal elite begin their great exodus to the socialist utopia led by the food security fascists of Canada.
The voices of rebuke will be drowned out by the remaining Christian nation, strong in its reserve and mindful that the Lord’s prayer does not call the faithful to ask Him to “give us this day our daily bread” only if it is made from wheat with less than 32 insect damaged kernels per 100 grams and 9 mg or less rodent excreta pellets and/or pellet fragments per kilogram. We are Christian Americans and have faith that our piety and resolve will protect us from the truly dangerous impurities of liberal government overreach and food safety standards.
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11:06 pm
Blanche, I would love you to eat a tone of uncooked, uncleaned, cockroach infested meat. Don’t go to the doctor when you start getting sick, and then tell me why we have food safety standards.
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11:27 pm
See, Blanche, this is why no one likes your cooking.
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11:45 pm
I want take a very sharp knife, cut your stomach open and feed you your own intestines… That would make me happy
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12:06 am
Those food facts… I’m not sure I wanted to know that! Maybe a little more than I can stomach– fly eggs, insect exoskeletons and rat fur? I really don’t want those images to come to mind next time I close in on a cheeseburger! The truth is I guess we all have known this all along, I mean what kitchen is 100% germ free after all? But maybe that’s why we don’t “like to see how the sauce is made” as they say.
One of the interesting questions you raise, Blanche, is if these disgusting things are allowed, why do we need a giant, overfunded government bureuacracy like the FDA and the Ag dept. in the first place? They’ve been harassing farmers for years and I know they pursued Tyson Chicken to the edge of bankruptcy. Just goes to show why smaller government needs to happen across the board when waste is in every nook and cranny.
In terms of our economy, allowing free enterprise to flourish as it should sounds like the right way to go. Maybe the next president will understand that. The health benefits of eating food the way God intended is clear enough to me. Very fascinating!
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12:42 am
“One of the interesting questions you raise, Blanche, is if these disgusting things are allowed, why do we need a giant, overfunded government bureuacracy like the FDA and the Ag dept. in the first place? ”
To make sure that even worse shit gets put in there. You think this is nasty? Do you know the reason WHY those departments were made? Believe me, the occasional rat hair or bug or whatever isn’t that much of a big deal. Nasty, yes, but considering how people way back when drank water that was probably shitter than a used toilet bowl, we can certainly handle the occasional and rare fuck up. Plus, there’s still the fact that the problem was a LOT worse when the departments were made in the first place when compared to modern day.
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10:46 am
You act like you know a lot about this subject, but let me tell you, you don’t. In my mother and father’s day, you got your vegetables at a stand down the street. Our milk was local, so was the meat. But with FDA laws about cleaniness and bacteria, these small farms were forced to close so that big business could monopolize it. Now it’s all factory this and factory that. Who do you think did this? Your buddy big government of course. Don’t act surpised.
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11:07 am
Well, since many packaging companies have to get the meat from somewhere, many of them get from local farms. Suck it, bitch.
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11:19 am
Its the fact that we need big gov’t agencies telling us anything like what food to eat and where to get it from that’s the problem, my young friend. Didn’t you understand that from my comment? Sometimes I think you’re slightly dim, even for a liberal.
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11:21 am
No, I didn’t get that from your comment. Mostly cause everything you say is pure drivel and I have stopped reading what you say after reading the first line.
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1:29 pm
Damien,
Are you by chance the child of L.N. and the Comedian? I can’t help but notice the algae ring on the gene pool.
Kind regards,
BB
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1:39 pm
Nah, I am the son of a Lawyer and a Nurse. Neither of which are careers you would know about since you are stuck in the 1950′s and don’t know what the outside world looks like.
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8:58 pm
Blanche, are you upset that you never knew your father? Did he leave you as a child? Or did he beat you for speaking?
Or are you really another account of Billings, considering he’s the one who can’t tell people apart or read?
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8:56 pm
‘Oh no! The big ol’ mean Government passed laws to benefit the health of others from shady business policies and it ended up hurting the little guy, what meanies!’
For Christ’s sake Billings, you sound like a child. You’re pissed off at the FDA because they ended up closing down the ‘ma and pa’ stores, regardless of the fact that for the longest time, the regulation of sanitary or clean foods was almost nonexistent. The meat you ate probably had dead rats that got mixed in with it, you REALLY want that to be a normal thing?
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11:02 pm
LN, enough with the personal attacks. You’re not convincing anyone.
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11:09 pm
She wasn’t attacking anyone in particular, she was attacking how stupid your articles sound, and how wrong they usually, if not always, are.
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11:16 pm
I’m a dude Damien. Prissy and them piss me off enough as it is with their trolling.
As for you Billings, what personal attacks did I make? I made the simple observation that you’re pissed off at a group because they ended up making decisions that, while they hurt some people, also benefit the greater good. If certain health requirements aren’t met, the place gets closed down.
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11:19 pm
Sorry man, didn’t know. L.N. sounds like Ellen, hence my confusion.
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11:34 pm
‘salright
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10:53 am
Despite constant denials, Damion is gender confused.
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12:20 pm
Cassidy, seriously, if you are going to spell my name incorrectly, at least try and get your facts right.
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12:23 am
“Eliminating sugar from the diet means you will die. It also means a South American cane plantation worker loses his job and begins making black tar heroin for your daughter.”
This needs to be made into a billboard.
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4:29 am
and you need to die.
hope it happens soon.
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5:02 am
Super slowly.
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8:59 am
This must be the liberal tolerance that they keep spewing.
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12:42 am
On one hand I don’t want to be like Eurasians and eat dogs and cats but on the other hand I want to be able to buy food without the bloated federal government telling me whats safe. Am I not smart enough to decide for myself?
And cant poor people save money by having freedom to buy food that I might not deem acceptable for consumption?
This is a brilliant subject BB. One that sorely needed printed.
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10:47 am
The Swedes eat cats, it’s a local small town thing.
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2:14 am
The government is not our Nanny. If I want to eat something, that is my choice. If it makes me healthy, then good for me. If not, then it was my choice.
Let the free market produce whatever it wants, and let the people choose. And got those intrusive ingredient labels off the sides of our food. I want to go back to the pure days when we had to guess how much hyrodginated cane sugar substitute was in our french fries.
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4:26 am
quiet your face,dick van dyke.
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5:02 am
Dick Van Trickle
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1:29 pm
Liberals: Pioneering Maturity Since 1998.
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8:58 pm
Conservatives: Promoting Sanity Since Never.
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5:14 pm
since when there is sugars in french fries and since when its YOUR french fries ?? as far as I know you don’t speak french You even despites that and any other language whatsover
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5:21 pm
Well, its actually named for the way they are cut. Julienne cut fries, also called french cut fries, were not really from France.
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11:41 pm
I miss freedom fries under W.
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2:19 am
I would love to see you die due to copious amounts of diseases from food borne pathogens.
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2:35 am
Well death fights obesity quite proficiently. Decay makes you lose a lot of weight.
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9:01 am
If you want to lose weight, just read the liberal vitriol in this article.
It made me puke.
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9:02 am
I mean the liberal vitriol in the comments section.
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1:35 pm
These death threats in the comments section are really just over the top. None of the conservative voices are or have ever been the troublemakers promoting knife welding, phallic symbol imagery for life ending rape of another human being. I suspect some of these people are posting from jail or some Broadway song loving high school.
Kids today, if they don’t have a face tattoo they will threaten real American’s with violence. Disgusting.
BB
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1:37 pm
We all know someone is keeping score BB. And we are on the winning team.
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1:39 pm
PC4U
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1:44 pm
PC4U2BB
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5:22 pm
CC4UAW
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9:02 pm
How can you be winning if you’ve never been right?
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1:43 pm
Well, Blanche, we were just commenting on what would happen if we get rid of the current system for food safety.
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5:18 pm
you should tell that to Mister tyrannical church who deathb threaten me ah wait no its was out of context seriously conservative are the worst case in the world
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4:07 pm
“On one hand I don’t want to be like Eurasians and eat dogs and cats ”
show me proof tht they do.
thts rit u knt……cuz its BULLSHIT!
“And cant poor people save money by having freedom to buy food that I might not deem acceptable for consumption?”
if they r poor hw in da fuck would they get $ 2 pay 4 food
agin i say,
BULLSHIT
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4:17 pm
For those of you too stupid to understand this I will translate for you.
“On one hand I don’t want to be like Eurasians and eat dogs and cats ”
show me proof that they do.
that’s right you can’t……cause it’s BULLSHIT!
“And cant poor people save money by having freedom to buy food that I might not deem acceptable for consumption?”
if they are poor how in the fuck would they get money to pay for food
again I say,
BULLSHIT
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9:46 pm
Yes, many people eat feline meat. Open your brain just ever so slightly, why don’t you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat
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9:54 pm
I am sure that they do, and they have many culturally acceptable reasons for it. I wouldn’t do it, cause I love cats. But I am sure that where they do eat cat, it is for specific reasons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat
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9:59 pm
That’s why foreigners must be stopped at all costs.
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10:21 pm
Did you not read the article that your fellow member of the fellowship of the rings posted? Cause I did. It speaks about how some cultures, not ours, do it for different reasons, that you don’t need to understand. You are just scared/repulsed by it because it is something you don’t understand, and are too ignorant to figure out.
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12:04 am
(Damien’s comment) That should be clear even to the most mentally challenged on this site.
I’m pretty sure that foreigners help a country. So go piss up a rope sparkles the vampire. (Aka. Auggie, Dracula, and pedobear)
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6:42 pm
hey thnx for the translation damien lol
im on ps3 so im used to using abv on it
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6:57 pm
I know what you mean. If you want add me on the PSN: Damien__blade. Its 2 underscores.
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11:57 pm
Ps3 ftw. Add up Left_4_Ned
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8:29 pm
thnx damien
think ill send it nw
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8:32 pm
np, probably wont get to respond to it till later.
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8:32 pm
hold up do u hve a pic of ezio 4 ur avatar?
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8:48 pm
Ye, thats me.
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10:59 am
libtard.
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12:21 pm
Christard. See, I can make up words that sound insulting too. Woo hoo.
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10:51 am
LN, what you fail to see is that Beechman’s article brings up larger questions about politics and authority. This highlights what you people fail to understand about the Tea Party– we’re about fiscal responsibility in government. It’s one of our main priorities, how else will we keep the debt down and spur the economy into action again?
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10:51 am
We have far too many gov’t agencies that have become boondoggles of corruption and jackbooted thugs. Would anyone notice if we got rid of the Dept. of Education or the ATF? No, we have local school boards and local police who deal with problems right now, we don’t need big brother government adding another layer of bureaucracy and slowing everything down.
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10:58 am
This is why we’re under so many economic problems right now– it’s the waste and cronyism that you see springing directly forth from the Obama administration. He has expanded the world’s biggest bureaucracy even further to give his unemployment union buddies jobs and pensions. The FDA is just part and parcel of all this reckless spending and frankly it’s the sort of shortmindedness that led to 9/11, in respect to a group of bloated agences that don’t even know how to communicate. But what do you liberals do in the aftermath? Scream for more affirmative action and freedom to post porn. It’s rules like that that open the door to illegals whether they’re jumping over the fence on our southern border or flying in to NYC on student visas, and now we have pockets of Muslims still in America. I really don’t want to see those terrible events of September 2001 happen again and I really hope you don’t either but sometimes your actions makes me think otherwise.
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12:22 pm
tl;dr
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11:41 am
I completely agree with Dr. Billings. The devil deceives and distorts and that’s exactly what the orwelian-named progressives do when they institute mindless big government policies that bring the economy and advancement of society to a halt.
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12:23 pm
Wow, “Orwellian.” Big word for such a small girl.
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2:50 pm
Orwell actually refers to people like you, ignorant fear-mongering fascists. 1984 does not depict a communist regime. Go back to high school and graduate you malodorous pervert.
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2:58 pm
Ned owned you there, D.
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3:46 pm
He was talking to you, numb nuts.
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3:46 pm
Hence the reply to your post. Fail.
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4:03 pm
Damien really brings down the intellectual quotient of the comments section. I’m guessing homeschooling.
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4:13 pm
13 years of private Jewish Day School, 1 year in Israel studying, 1.5 years at University of Hartford, and 1.75 years at IADT online studying Game Production.
Definitely more schooling than you or any of the imbeciles on this site ever got.
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4:23 pm
Blanche, at least she admits I’m a man now.
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4:37 pm
Nope, you’re still a whiny little bitch and I’m still the bigger stronger man. Suck it, bitch.
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4:50 pm
This emosexual contradicks herself at every turn with total deception and ignorance of what she just posted. Need I present any further evidence of Satan’s influence on this cult?
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5:02 pm
Cassidy, might I remind you of the fact that YOU HAVE A GIRLS NAME. You are a girl, you know you’re girl, and yet you refuse to admit it to the rest of us since you are afraid that if they find out, you will lose your speaking privileges and be forced to stay home. Now, not only have I proven, many times, that I am a guy with photographic evidence, but I have several people, real people I might add, that can back me up on that. So…..you have, once again, failed. Good bye.
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2:34 am
I hope you guys realize this isnt real
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11:37 am
Ye, we know. But it is way too much fun to troll.
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