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ashton kutcher affair ashton kutcher demi moore divorce ashton kutcher hot tub girl ashton kutcher sara lealAshton Kutcher is slated to become the highest paid tv actor in Hollwood and in a complete shock to everyone, he’s left his nearly 50-year-old wife for a taut and tanned Los Angeles party girl. Is Charlie Sheen and his demons to blame for this infidelity?
Swinging machetes and tiger’s blood, a sure sign of demonic possession. Some say Charlie Sheen’s greatest personal demons may have been that of crack cocaine and celebrity arrogance and they just may be correct. But since the man who was the highest paid actor on television, rich for his role on television show Two and a Half Men, was kicked out of the studios he’s vowed revenge on any ‘scab’ that dared to ‘his job’.
It did not take executives long to find a replacement for Sheen. They hired actor Ashton Kutcher, who to date had been happily married to Demi Moore, an actress from the 1970s whose known for botched plastic surgery and has three kids. Kutcher, 32, was set to become the highest paid actor in Hollywood after taking Sheen’s role.
The marriage of Kutcher and Moore was very happy, with the biggest infidelity being Kutcher’s occassional boyishness causing him to post naughty images of Demi on Twitter. Fast forward until now, where every single story about Ashton pushing random hot college women against the walls at restuarants in Los Angeles and thrusting them until liquid DNA was produced and knocking up Kmart special versions of his beautiful, elderly wife and hosing down Demi Moore’s best friend on the family’s couch and well, you get the point. There were countless, pointless accusations by the liberal media and with the strong unity seen between Demi and Kutcher, they were clearly cases of yellow journalism meant to make marriage seem trivial and not serious.
All accusations were fine until last week, when reports came to surface about Ashton and two of his buddies going out on the town for Ashton’s anniversary with Demi Moore. Why Ashton and Demi weren’t spending time together on their wedding anniversary is beyond me, but allegations are that Ashton went clubbing for ‘hot-tub worthy’ women in LA. After a hearty search, he was seen leaving the club with a ‘beautiful blond’ and purportedly could not keep his hands off.
I could not believe these horrible attacks against a good marriage, much like media tried to do Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, but then the inevitable. Evidence:
How could this young man be tempted to cheat on his wife, so wise with years and body perfectly patched by surgeons is beyond me.
Has society really reached a point where we’re so vain and shallow, that marriages are just thrown away when a little slim-waited, firmed body sashays in and wants to do the sin stroke in a hot tub with you?
It’s tempting to blame these waning morals in marriage on the gay agenda spreading homosexual marriage throught the country, making marriage seem more like a perverted joke than a holy oath.
But even beyond the gays is another threat: Charlie Sheen.
Kutcher is being afflicted with Sheen’s Curse. Look at that image above. It’s not the clean cut Ashton we’ve all come to know and love. It’s the face of a casanova juggalo, hair looking like he’s a Black Veiled Bride emosexual and gruffy beard like a Mexican Don Juan. Look at those eyes lusting for the flesh of the drunk girl in the back seat.
It all looks Satanic and Kutcher’s mind is going down the same path as Charlie Sheen’s. Maybe Charlie knows something that we do not?
In Japan, the nation is mostly atheist but in their ancient history, there was a practiced religion named kami shinto. This religion has to do with weird chants, phallic festivals and rice birthing ceremonies. The rituals are terrifying and only known by oral tradition in Japan, usually with elders in rural areas only allowed to officially retell to any followers and tourists who want to hear them.
While in Japan, Sheen apparently heard of this and also visited a village, where he learned how of the Japanese deity of infidelity and mischief, named Oshikuru.
Researching Oshikuru’s tie-ins with Two and a Half Men Reveal a very startling revelation. On one episide, Charlie Sheen and the rest of the cast on Two and a Half Men held a summoning ceremony for Oshikuru. To do this, there has to be much ancient Japanese chanting, illicit acts of flesh and worst of all, the warm blood from a freshly killed Tiger has to be consumed by all participants.
To this very day, we know Charlie Sheen is still addicted to the dangerous drink, one that causes an ancient, evil spirit of infidelity to be summoned.
WARNING: IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO MEDIA, AN ANCIENT DEMON THAT IS WORSHIPPED IN JAPAN IS BEING SUMMONED BY CHARLIE SHEEN ON THE SHOW TWO AND A HALF MEN. THIS DEMON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FORCING MEN TO CHEAT ON THEIR WIVES BY USE OF PHEREMONES AND MIND CLOUDING. THIS DEMON MAKES FLESH TOUCHING ADDICTIVE FOR THE BRAIN. PLEASE FIRST PRAY THEN DEMAND ANY WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING.
The truth is revealed. The Oshikuru demon resides on the set of Two and a Half Men. Charlie Sheen lost control of his life, the demon forcing him to do harder drugs, drink Tiger’s blood and swing machetes from rooftops while not caring about his well paying job.
And the demon knew once Ashton Kutcher entered the stage for the show, it would have a new prey. Now already, Kutcher’s marriage may be in ruins and sadly, more wrongs may come his way. Let us pray for this actor that he is able to rebuild his life and be delivered, lest he end up like Charlie Sheen.
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Demi Moore should try harder to please her man. She was too frigid for Bruce Willis and he had to leave her.
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Props to the Sheen for buying coldsteel for his bolo machette.
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I like Ashton Kutcher as much as the next guy. In fact, I probably like Ashton Kutcher more than the next guy. Therefore, it pains me to say this: I don’t think he can pull this Two and a Half Men thing off
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All I can do is hope and pray that the child does not grow up influenced by the debauchery that he’s exposed to every day on that set.
I’ve heard that the show frequently features stunning sexual women in various states of undress throughout and even the actress that portrays Rose is worthy of a skin snake shake in the minds of impressionable youth. This show alone is responsible for 50% of broken families and encrusted bedsheets.
The executives at the network are no better than Larry Flint and other smut peddlers.
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I fear this child actor is the “Corey Haim” or “James Dean” of this generation. We need to keep praying for him to find God’s Love.
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many child stars in hollywood are molested and abused.
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What is two and a half men? This show must run during Wednesday service, I’ve never heard of it.
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So…if the video contains a demon that causes men to cheat on their wives, shouldn’t you be making the MEN leave the room instead of the women?
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We don’t expect someone who goes to Mount Ida to understand. Just take our word for it.
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And we don’t expect that you, who have no education whatsoever, to be able to explain anything.
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Says the man who puts the dollar sign after the number…
You’re pathetic.
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i did not know what mount ida was, so i bing searched it and found this:Mount Ida College: Home Page
A private, coed undergraduate and graduate institution, Mount Ida College offers over 30 majors and minors in a curriculum that blends professional preparation with a …
http://www.mountida.edu
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I don’t like co-ed schools. If the song is harmful to men, and male children, then they should not watch it.
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It is more of a trade school, see: http://christwire.org/2011/06/is-mount-ida-college-a-real-university-or-a-trade-school/
exMountIdaDad
June 10, 2011
2:14 amMy son went to Mount Ida after he was denied entry to most of the standard schools here in New England.
Upon visiting him, the school lacked any real science or standard rounded education (GUR). It truly is a glorified “community trade college” There are many students there getting 2 year degrees and the four year degrees are just the two year programs with a little extra and a lot of extra money.
This school is more expensive than most if not all public division 1 (BCS) Schools. We were shocked to find this “college” isn’t even accredited nationally. It only has a local accreditation that is barely real.
After 1 year my son was able to transfer to a community college and then he finally moved onto Syracuse where he is happily back on track. But the 1 year at Mount Ida was a big expensive headache that I truly regret.
Another thing I’d like to note. This “College” is in the back yard of Harvard. A large percentage of the attendees are spoiled brats of Harvard faculty who can’t get into a real school. This allows Mount Ida to charge a ridiculously large amount.
The Lacrosse team is pretty good though. My co-workers son in law played there for a bit.
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Harlaw2014
June 10, 2011
2:32 amYou pegged this school right on the nose. I go to Harvard and I formerly dated a girl from here. Not the sharpest tool in the shed IYKWIM. Typical daddy’s girl who wasn’t smart enough for higher education. So this way she can buy a diploma and get a pretend college experience.
You can buy a fake degree online or you can buy a fake degree + get to play college student at Mount Ida.
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VCA-Southwick,MA
June 27, 2011
5:40 pmI am a Veterinarian and currently the Director of a VCA in Southwick, Massachusetts. I received my DVM form Cornell University. I cannot believe I found this article.
Since becoming a licensed veterinarian many years ago, I have worked with hundreds of vet techs. I will have to say that the graduates Of Mount Ida are the sorriest bunch I have ever seen. Most vet techs get degrees at community colleges and are hardworking contributors to the clinics. The ones from Mount Ida all think because they went to this overpriced school that they have a sense of entitlement and are better than their peers. Nothing could be farther from the truth. They are the most lazy, unprepared technicians I have ever met. Most spend all their time complaining and genuinely can’t do what it takes to control and treat an animal. VCA runs more than 500 Animal hospitals in over 40 states. It is an unwritten rule here that the graduates of Mount Ida should not be hired if at all possible.
As a note to aspiring techs: Get your degree from a community college; do not waste your money on one of these fake “trade schools”. If you want to get a Bachelor’s degree anyway, go to an accredited university and Major in animal science first.
Avoid Mount Ida at all costs.
You can buy a fake degree online or you can buy a fake degree + get to play college student at Mount Ida.
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Yet I know proper grammar, know to put the dollar sign before the number, and know that penises are not made of bone, whereas Mr. I Have Seven Degrees doesn’t.
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wow, I was beginning to think that tigers blood thing was a joke until i saw the last picture. i happened to see the episode where he writes the oshikuru theme, but i thought it was all made up by tv show writers. that is all really creepy beyond belief. i heard that ashton’s 2 and a half men character is a homosexual.
on an unrelated note, the bad grammar on this page bugs me.
“They hired actor Ashton Kutcher, who to date had been happily married to Demi Moore, an actress from the 1970s whose known for botched plastic surgery and has three kids.” should read: “They hired actor Ashton Kutcher, whom to date had been happily married to Demi Moore, an actress from the 1970s who is known for botched plastic surgery and has three kids.”
by the way, I knew of Demi Moore from G.I.Jane and had no idea about the botched plastic surgery. i don’t pay attention to what goes on in hollywood nor california. nor did i know that ashton and demi were married to each other. now i am leaving this little distraction and going back to do important things: work and studying.
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Why would you use whom?
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HOT NEWS: Charlie Sheen slated to replace Asthon Kutcher as Demi Moore’s new husband
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