Dads Against Daughter’s Dating
If the wrong boy showed up to my house and tried to date, my daughter, I would shoot him in the face with every single gun I can get my hands out.
Like many other fathers out there, I am not too fond of men who want to date my daughter. They have one goal in mind and that’s to have her body force their litlte raunchy septer to become soft after release with her body. I know this and they have to know, nothing makes me more happy to shoot bullets than a little horndog.
For this reason, I have formed the Dad’s Against Daughters Dating support group. If you are interested in discussing tips and tricks to keep your daughter single please share here and also come join us at the next meeting.
My shirt is dead serious and you better know the facts when visiting my daughter and mine. Now, to lighten the mood, here is Biff (Tom Wilson) from Back to the Future giving some nice warning about what happens if you cross his daughter.
And what would we be without my favorite song.
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Author: Tiernan Kincaid
6:15 pm
You guys just can’t make up your minds can you? One minute you’re spouting that women only exist to make babies and the next you’re denying them the right to have a relationship with a man at all.
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6:26 pm
Men only have the right to a relationship with women. It doesn’t go the other way.
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6:28 pm
So what you’re saying is that men have the right to a relationship with women but women don’t have the right to a relationship with men? And…why would that be?
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6:33 pm
“For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.” (I Corinthians 11:8-9)
Honk Honk!
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6:46 pm
“Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.” – Yoda “The Phantom Menace”
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8:10 pm
Claire, you are awesome.
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7:20 pm
Truly a mind to help progress America; the idea that people aren’t equal and that only the spoiled who believe in a false faith are the ones to rule over.
Clownboy, are you still sore that no one agreed to go out with you during your school days? Is that why you have to resort to sucking Billings cock, so that he can pass some of his porn to you to keep you company at night?
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6:21 pm
You’re the stupidest redneck I’ve ever seen.
Get a real life, loser.
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6:34 pm
A suitor should ask permission of a father before asking a girl on a date. Recently, Adam asked to take my daughter out. He provided a copy of his w-2 and a background check even though I know him and he didn’t have to do that. I hope they have a nice evening.
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6:49 pm
No, both the male and female should each ask their respective parents if they’re under the age of 18.
P.S. You realize that Adam is just going to fuck your daughter and then dump her on the side of the road, right?
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7:05 pm
Adam is a pillar and would never do such a thing.
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7:12 pm
That’s just Claire living out her sick fantasies. I’m surprised she didn’t throw some “m-doting” in there for good measure.
Brother Nelson would never stoop that low!
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7:53 pm
Adam is a pillar of testosterone and misogyny. He’s admitted to using nurses for sex and then throwing them out like used tissues. The man is a creep and is probably way too old for your daughter.
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12:30 pm
Is it just me or are August’s avatars getting creepier and creepier?
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7:02 pm
You guys are fucking awesome trolls. <33
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7:05 pm
http://www.patrolmag.com/2009/06/18/alisa-harris/is-christ-wire-fake-or-not-funny/
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7:08 pm
That’s just one person’s misguided opinion. Do you know who else has a misguided opinion or two.
SATAN!
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7:14 pm
you said that 1 person who has a misguided opinion 6? go out of your house billings and you wills ee that the entire world has differnet Opinion about you
oh and You know that if you shoot someone in the face with your Gun it’s a crime ??? not even a legitimate defence at all since the eprson didnt attack you or your family and you will just end up In jail … screw the second ammendment for that you are responsible of the weapon you have
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7:15 pm
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10:50 pm
everyday a paraspriting
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7:41 pm
…
/facepalm
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11:11 pm
Not sure which is worse, the article or the guy’s pic.
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2:51 am
ya do what the bible says and sell them into slavery.
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8:03 pm
God hates sex
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8:09 pm
sex is why ur here bra
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8:16 pm
You do realize that the first real commandment in the Torah is to be fruitful and multiply, right?
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