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First of all, you guys really need to lighten up already! You get all bent out of shape.
Dear Army members, members of the SGTC, and all other bands that ChristWire pokes fun at, grow up! Here are the reasons why I hate to say I’m a BVB fan, and a BOTDF, JStar, FIR, ETF and My Chem fan on here:
You sound like whiny kids! The first words off your fingertips are “F*ck you” ‘D*mn you” “F*cking Bitch” and so on. If people don’t take you seriously if you argue like that in real life, what makes you think they will online? I curse, yeah, but only with Xenu. Read my posts. Read Ren Fenwitz’s posts! Did you know most ChristWire people like me and her? Not because we are for them, but because we can argue maturely. I’m nineteen, and I am smart enough to know that people who can argue without cursing win said arguments.
You seem as though you are uneducated, forgive me, retards. Spell correctly. I bet you that you have some form of Microsoft word on your computer. If you don’t, there are plenty of websites that have spell checkers. Hell, Firefox has a built in spell check!
Honestly, we really don’t need to know your life story. Okay, the band saved your life. You used to cut. Do you KNOW that that just adds fuel to the fire?! Did you know that ChristWire is a site open to the public? Anyone and everyone can see what you post. You know most people are thinking “God you f*cking emo, go kill yourself already if your life sucks that bad”.
Do not type in all caps. Would you like to know why? On the World Wide Web, screaming is indicated by capitals! It gets annoying reading comments full of caps locked words. I can just hear this whiny little voice screeching in my ear.
People, your grammar most of the time sucks. I go grammar Nazi on ChristWire for making the same mistakes you do! People like Mellenium I can forgive, since English is not their first language, just as I hope they forgive me when I decide to be a smartass in French and totally screw it up because it’s been ages since I’ve practiced my French, and on top of that, I didn’t learn traditional French, but Cajun French. Anyway, everyone makes grammatical errors; I probably have many in here simply because it is 1:30 in the morning, but when your comment is picking out the article’s errors, please, don’t make the same errors in your comment. The most common one I see is the confusion between “you’re” and “your”. It’s like you can’t decide if they are something or if they own it.
On the subject of people not liking your favourite bands: get over it! Not everyone likes screamo, not everyone likes pop, not everyone like rock, not everyone likes rap! To each his own! Just because this one guy doesn’t like your band doesn’t mean they suck! And adults hating on today’s music, remember what your parents said about what you listened to back in the day. Remember how ‘horrible’ your music was to them? Every generation has their music genre. Let it be.
Now, anyone who is reading this, tell me, which argument would you be inclined to consider?
“FUK U U MUTHER FUKING CUNT U JUST HATED ON A BAND THAT FUKING SAVED MY LIFE I HAVE TH SCARS TO PRVE THAT WHAT THE FUK Y CANT U JUST LEVE MYY BAND ALONE U FUKING BITCHES”
Or
“Hey. I just read your article, and while it has many mistakes in grammar and stuff, I want to talk about your subject. This band has saved a lot of people from hurting themselves. I myself love this band. (Insert band name here) is one of my favourite bands… (and then go on proceeding to tall them why their article is wrong politely)”
If you are polite and respectful, people won’t read the comments and think, “Hmmm, there must be some truth to this article. The fans of this band are down-right rude and uneducated.” You only make a first impression once.
These points go out to everyone on ChristWire. You’re more likely to get your point across if you come across as a decent, educated human being.
Sincerely,
Storm
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1:00 pm
Stormie, you are completely right. I have been trying to tone down my responses so that I don’t have to deal with all the issues of people telling me that I sound like an idiot. Thank you for pointing out the faults in all of our posts, and also in theirs. May the spirit of the Bands be with you.
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1:19 pm
I respect your argument, so im expecting you to respect mine, here we go;
Some people who argue on this are a bit uneducated, or some may have dyslexia or something that isnt their fault, but the majority of us do try to spell correctly, and not make spelling mistakes. i make spelling mistakes on this, but half of them are typos, because in my anger of what Christwire say, i cant move my fingers fast enough.
Yeah, i get that haters are going to hate, but have you seen some of the stuff Christwire publish? Compleat Rubbish.
I wouldnt say that Black Veil Brides have saved my life, as such, but I would say that they have helped me through a lot of tough times in my life.
Therefor, (in the nicest way possible) I dont think this artical Is really fair, But i see, and respect your point.
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3:55 pm
we’re married so,……… yea im with you dolly.
But , you have to admit, since this is all fake who gives 2 shits how the other SGTC or BVB army members act? sure they say ” omg they’re fucking whiny!” but again it’s all a joke.
Besides you, me, and Nellie, everyone has an annoying or just a random screen name, we are the few who put our names out there.
There is no Billings, no Tyson the 3rd, And thankfully there is no Susan. So again why would anyone care?
This is one really big joke from 2 dudes who just wanna take what Fox News and The Onion to an extreme, annoying level.
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11:53 pm
lol i know. but the people that get on here that read those others say. I know it’s a joke, just like I know Militant, Susan, and Chuck are all the same person.
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12:18 am
ummm crap where the deete button when you need it? I think I’ve been a little too immature with my arguments…. lol
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12:19 am
Delete* goddammit i am losing it X)
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11:54 am
Um! That shit that you wrote about “Emo” kids is wrong! You even put out a pictue of an “Emo” kid giving him the mesage to go kill himself! Your one dumb bitch and I’m not just calling you that because I’m some dumb little girl, I’m telling you because that’s excaly what you are. You have no write to tell anyone what to do and you opinion doesn’t matter because thoughs bands are more awsomer then ever. I will be reporting you to the police because your opinion is ok to talk about, but telling kids that they should kill themselfs is NOT a way of showiung your opinion…
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12:35 pm
Your spelling and grammar hurt my eyes. Maybe you are just some dumb little girl.
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