Turkey Rocked by 7.3 Magnitude Earthquake, Gay Muslims Are to Blame
Today Turkey got a good old fashioned dose of Godly wrath! For it is written:
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for
even their woman did change the natural use into that which is against
And like wise the men, leaving the natural use of the woman,
burned in their lust one toward another: men with men working that which is
unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was
The disease of homosexuality is a sick predator, lapping its greedy tongue and waiting in pry to plunge deep into the flesh of all orifices! The homosexual bowel movement is one that reverses the natural tract of nature, meant to expuge wastes from the body! How can we call ourselves civilized with every gay man yearns to be Mr. Plumber on fornicate within the raw sewage filth of the corporal body!
The mustiest of gays must be the most shocking. The Arabs! I wish I were God and had unlimited nukes, for I would end terrorism with a great bang! But I am just a gentle man of the cloth, one who has served in the military too long ago to be able to honorably rip the life of terrorists who attacked our nation on 9/11.
At this point liberals will cry and say ‘but before you go any further, Turkey is an ally!’ Would an ally allow gays to rally in its cities! Would an ally try to charge President George W. Bush $10 billion to use an air base we built and secured, right at the height of our war against terror! No! Turkey is a homosupporting Ottoman footrest for Satan so it is no surprise that today God shook them up with a 7.3 earthquake.
As if being a terror enabler and trying to exploit the US would not already make God mad enough, Turkey had the audacity to allow gays to exist and they have no liberals even pressing them! Is it the man over there enjoy secret proddings under the robes? What is OPEC doing with all that extra, oil, when the doors close!
I think they all are little homo supporting open door backside policy fecal fanatics. Ahmadinejad, Gahdafi before we sent him to hell. Saddam. The Saud prince who is no more! All of them are weak and passing from gay afflictions, because there is a secret part of Arab society they are trying to shield from us.
Feast your eyes to the left and read those purple words! Notice no one is throwing stones at him and it’s legal over there! They are perverting their false religion symbols and ferreting about in each other’s backsides once American cameras are gone! They are having gay rallies to support the destruction of the Jews, they are making oxymorons by saying “gay Muslims for peace”
How can a Sodomite by Peaceful! They are noisy and boisterous, just watch 10 minutes of Glee!
Let me tell you this. My heart becomes full of Glee every single time gays are the cause of punishments. It weakens their musky, parastalsis like grip on society, slowing trying to push us with smooth, rhythmic contractions until we loosen up and let them surpringly shove their throbbing agenda deep into our guts! Guess what gays? You’ll all burn FOREVER in hell if you don’t stop trying to legalize gay marriage!
Repent whoremongers, repent!
FOR IT IS WRITTEN:
Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but
whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.