Emma Watson Uses New Chest Milkcraft To Entice Youngsters
Not but two score ago, an evil writer named JFK Tolkien danced before the blood moon of Twilight lore and was given the Satanic words that became the introduction passage to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Secret. Ever since that fateful night, the Harry Potter franchise has stood for nothing but great hedonism and witchcraft, an evil spell that has bound the children of our generation in the iron-clad yokes of Satanic Wiccanism, vampire abortion orgies and scariest of all, transgender possession.
Harry Potter: Breaking Dawn (Part 2) will be coming out this winter. It is slated as the most sinful, scary movie of all time and already you can imagine the horror school teachers are seeing. Before the last Wicca spellcast movie, teachers reported an increase of dark circles under the eyes of their students and the CDC reported incidence of iron-deficiency in the 15-23 year old cohort. This is clear proof that the children have been neckbiting and doing other night blood ceremonies.
What’s even worse and scary is that Harry Potter encourages prostitution. Millions read my expose on how Harry Potter turned a pure child named Emma Watson into a devilwhore flesh exposing gender bender witch named Hermione, but today we see they are even employing flesh trick enhancements to entice more youngsters to see their newest movie.
JFK Tolkien tried to claim Emma Watson was forced to leave Brown University due to bullying, as if students at such a fine institution would do such childish things. They claimed she moved to liberal West Hollywood and the phallic worshping UCLA campus to escape the harsh people of the East Coast. Well guess what? Lies!
Emma Watson apparently moved to Hollywood to be closer to flesh chest magicians! Look at the magic orb milks!
The testosterone induction this spell has cast even caused the brow hair of Harry Potter to increase. Look at how thick those eyebrows are, just like a lizard lick horndog towing cavemen of lore! He’s filling up with sinsauce and her chest juggles is tempting him into sin. What hope do other young men have. Whoredemon harpy witchcraft.
This is all more proof of why we must ban JRK Tolkien’s books to burn in hell and no Harry Potter movies this winter!
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Author: Abe
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11:49 am
That picture is clearly manipulated. Did you not notice the drawn-on beard on Daniel Radcliffe and the carton of milk in his hand?
You guys are known for screaming “photoshop!” at anything I post, so why can’t I do the same?
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1:22 pm
why is there a neanderthal in the background? Strangely I am thirsty for milk now to.
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1:41 pm
She needs to submit to a man before her looks fade.
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1:46 pm
I hope your wife punches you in the mouth when she gets home from work.
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2:41 pm
She dosent work weekends unless there is an emergency fly in.
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5:44 pm
Then she can beat your ass all day long, then.
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4:05 pm
I’m pretty sure this guy has beaten his wife into submission. Most intolerant Nazi’s are like that. BTW the writer of this article is from Reddit. Most of the Articles are from trolls now.
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2:26 pm
I CALL BULLSHIT!
PHOTOSHOP MOTHERFUCKERS!
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4:43 pm
JRK tolkien ….. ?? since when JRR tolkien made harry potter just asking ??
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5:35 pm
“Not but two score ago, an evil writer named JFK Tolkien danced before the blood moon of Twilight lore and was given the Satanic words that became the introduction passage to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Secret. Ever since that fateful night, the Harry Potter franchise has stood for nothing but great hedonism and witchcraft, an evil spell that has bound the children of our generation in the iron-clad yokes of Satanic Wiccanism, vampire abortion orgies and scariest of all, transgender possession.”
So, first sentence, all information false. Now that that has been said, we get into why.
“Not but two score ago, an evil writer named JFK Tolkien danced before the blood moon of Twilight lore and was given the Satanic words that became the introduction passage to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Secret.”
The authors name is J.K. Rowling. Twilight wasn’t even an idea in Stephanie Meyer’s idiotic brain at the time the first Harry Potter book was written. The name of the book is Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. In America, since we are stupid and don’t know that a philosopher was another name for a sorcerer, we called it the Sorcerers Stone. The Philosophers Stone, also called the red stone, was said to have the ability to turn lead into gold, and provide the user with the ability to make the immortality potion.
The rest of that paragraph is just too stupid to even go into.
“Harry Potter: Breaking Dawn (Part 2) will be coming out this winter. It is slated as the most sinful, scary movie of all time and already you can imagine the horror school teachers are seeing. Before the last Wicca spellcast movie, teachers reported an increase of dark circles under the eyes of their students and the CDC reported incidence of iron-deficiency in the 15-23 year old cohort. This is clear proof that the children have been neckbiting and doing other night blood ceremonies.”
Again, I will start with the first sentence and work my way down.
“Harry Potter: Breaking Dawn (Part 2) will be coming out this winter.”
So, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 came out in July. Twilight:Breaking Dawn (Part 2) is slated to come out this winter. Twilight is about vampires and werewolves, all in the name of faggotry, I will not dispute that. Harry Potter is about witches and wizards, with many subtle hints towards its connection with Christianity. Harry is Jesus and Voldemort is Satan. Just thought I’d mention that.
the rest of that paragraph has no source and no actual substance, so hence it is stupidity incarnate.
“What’s even worse and scary is that Harry Potter encourages prostitution. Millions read my expose on how Harry Potter turned a pure child named Emma Watson into a devilwhore flesh exposing gender bender witch named Hermione, but today we see they are even employing flesh trick enhancements to entice more youngsters to see their newest movie.”
So, again, you have failed to notice the obvious Photoshop job done on that picture. You fail at internets. Good job.
“JFK Tolkien tried to claim Emma Watson was forced to leave Brown University due to bullying, as if students at such a fine institution would do such childish things. They claimed she moved to liberal West Hollywood and the phallic worshping UCLA campus to escape the harsh people of the East Coast. Well guess what? Lies!”
Well, that is exactly what happened. She was bullied at Brown, and left because she couldn’t deal with the fact that someone had PHOTOSHOPPED a picture of her in nothing but a towel. And again, J.K. Rowling. So, guess what you wrote? That’s right. LIES!
“The testosterone induction this spell has cast even caused the brow hair of Harry Potter to increase. Look at how thick those eyebrows are, just like a lizard lick horndog towing cavemen of lore! He’s filling up with sinsauce and her chest juggles is tempting him into sin. What hope do other young men have. Whoredemon harpy witchcraft.”
One word. PHOTOSHOP.
“This is all more proof of why we must ban JRK Tolkien’s books to burn in hell and no Harry Potter movies this winter!”
For a third time, J.K. Rowling. And you are right, no more Harry Potter movies are coming out. The last one came out in July. So……………ye, you fail. Good bye.
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10:37 pm
I didn’t read this tedious and wordy response, but the size of her temptations makes me think that she does not attend church. You say that this was done by a surgeon, but to me it seems more likely it was a deal with the devil.
And the hairy eyebrows are a sure sign of heavy masterbation.
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10:42 pm
I never said anything about a surgeon. And that’s obvious photo manipulation on everything in this picture.
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1:46 am
So you’re saying women with big breasts aren’t Christians, yet you’ll be more than happy to say that Christian men have big penis’?
Seriously, you’re just a couple steps away from saying that you hate women and that you love men, all in a sexual way. You’re all so thick and stupid that coming up with any kind of analogy or comparison would go right over your heads.
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11:25 am
So, when I don’t read your tedious and wordy articles, you call me out for not being a good person and believing your lies. But when I write a long and well written, well researched response to your BS, you can just say “oh, its too long, he’s probably right so I’m going to make shit up about what he said.” Real mature, Winkie. Really fucking mature.
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9:26 pm
I’ve even noticed that American Football players have started wearing black circles under their eyes since these filthy books and movies have infested society.
Nothing and no one is safe from the power of satanic desire unless one has a personal relationship with Jesus.
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9:31 pm
They wear the black reflective eye stuff to, well, reflect the sun away from their eyes. Do some research. Also, they have been doing this for…..many year before Harry Potter even came out. Learn your shit, dipshit.
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11:35 pm
forget neanderthal Dan, Emma’s boobs arent that big.
Also, she got her hair cut short and boyish recently, and her hair is its regular length in this picture, proving this is not a recent photo of her either. For a “news” site, at least make your fake posts look somewhat real by using current photos.
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12:59 am
This is from her boy phase that Abe covered. Looks like she’s in the land of milk and plenty and she’s letting the plastic surgeons have at her. Sometimes I’m envious I didn’t go into that specialty.
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1:02 am
Wow, Adam, you are an idiot. Can’t read, can’t think, can’t even write a proper article. Good job idiot.
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1:53 am
Since your heritage gives you a natural moral and mental handicap, I’ll give you time to get up to speed. This especially holds true since you are new here and yet open your fat mouth every chance you get, without understanding the fine journalism the men of this media company have produced.
Abe has already revealed the whoring evolution of Watson. http://christwire.org/2010/11/how-did-harry-potter-turn-emma-watson-into-whoredevil-100-pictures-evidence/
Read that article and eat crow pie. I’m sure it’s kosher.
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1:57 am
You’re beyond stupid. You’re relying on that retard’s post about information on her? Really? After all the other times that stuff like that has been denounced (you know, posting links to your previous bullshit), you still continue to pull the same crap all the time.
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4:34 am
All 100 pictures were of Emma Watson and as Abe stated, she became more sultry and exploited as time went along. Do you like when this happens to young women, you pervert?
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1:57 pm
Actually, crow is not kosher. It is a bird of prey. So, yo can go suck a cows dick. I’m sure its gay enough for you.
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2:01 pm
Disgusting!
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8:29 pm
Yes, you clown freak you are. Now please remove yourself from the premises, or face the wrath of THOR!!!
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8:43 pm
Colossians 3v5 “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.”
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8:50 pm
Don’t believe in it, doesn’t apply. You fail.
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9:20 pm
If you’re implying that my boyfriend is “morally and mentally handicapped” because of what he believes, then I could go the same way, and say you have an even bigger handicap, for believing in a false prophet.
Crow pie? Is that what they serve at your neo-nazi and KKK meetings?
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9:25 pm
Have I told yo how much I love you today, cause you are the most wonderful person I know.
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9:29 pm
I know I am. But feel free to keep telling me so.
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3:31 pm
OK, now I know this site has to be a parody or something. No one is this stupid. Not one word of your article had any truth in it. You didn’t even get the title of the movie right. If your joking, brava, this is a masterpiece in showing people the dangers of ignorance and bigotry. If this is real, have you not figured out how to Google?
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12:55 am
unforinaitly for society people believe what is written here and take action for it .
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6:10 pm
Did you REALLY just call JK rowling, JFK tolkien. You sir, are on crack. YOU JUST MIXED UP JK ROWLING AND JRR TOLKIEN TOGETHER? JRR TOLKIEN WROTE LORD OF THE RINGS, AND HARRY POTTER WAS WRITTEN BY JK ROWLING, AND IT SOLD MORE THAN THE BIBLE YOU CRACK BABY
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6:49 pm
He also called her John F. Kennedy Tolkien. That just shows how stupid they are.
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7:00 pm
This is clearly the best site for comic relief ever! Congratulations and keep up the good work!
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