Flashback: Boys Kills 1,051 Pound Monster Feral Pig
Almost a decade ago, a story of a brave young man who killed a 1,051 pound feral pig hogzilla impressed America and the world at large. As I broke this story in my early days of journalism, little did I know or understand the full implication of the brave young man’s actions.
This monster hogzilla was more than an overgrown genetic specimen. It was truly a beast that could be the product of selective breeding, a concerted effort by the Soviet Union to destroy America’s agriculture with a new sort of biological weapon.
Years of study finally culminated in the video release of Pig Bomb on Animal Planet, the daring study into the Russian’s plot to breed their wild Siberian Boars with the fast-breeding American hog, to create a super-species of mighty-tusked mayhem that can quadruple in birthweight in a double fortnight. While their editors didn’t feel comfortable making the bold political accusation of ecological sabotage that we charged, we thank them for their help in broadcast and continue to take to the field of study. Let us review the tale of the young man who took down one of the first communist pig swine to infiltrate America. It’s estimated that as of now, over 200,000 monster pigs of similar size exist in America’s woodlands, hiding out with surprising levels of stealth and threatening to challenge our ecosystems nationwide.
Flashback: Boy Kills 1,051 Pound Monster Pig
For 11-year-old Jamison Stone, from Alabama, such a thought is out of the land of imagination and into reality.
On a hunting trip with his father, Mike Stone, young Jamison came upon the massive beast, which is named Hogzilla 2. Being a hunter since age 5, Jamison proceeded to shoot the giant hog eight times with a revolver. As may be expected, death didn’t quickly take to the walking bacon platter.
Likely a bit annoyed by the bullets, the nearly 9 and a half foot (from snout to tail, a bit shorter than a regulation basketball goal) and 1051 pound boar refused to easily go down and gave Jamison a bit of a scare.
Said Jamison in an interview, “”I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited.”
After pursuing Hogzilla II for several hours, Jamison and his father (along with guides who had high powered rifles trained on the pig, in case of a charge) were finally able to subdue their record catch.
Final measurements of the pig indicate that its head is nearly five feet around and around its shoulders, nearly 6 feet. Its weight is now also thought to actually be a whopping 1,060 pounds total (incorrect interpretation of scale reading may have occurred initially).
The father and son plan to use the meat to make massive amounts of sausage, expected to come up to about 700 pounds worth of meat.
There is a website http://www.monsterpig.com/ for more cool info on the story You may have to check back in as it has likely received much traffic.
Source:
Christian Science Global, Mike Watson and C.N. Meyers Reporting
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12:49 pm
Damn that is a lot of bacon!
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12:50 pm
You know that is the one thing white people are better than black people at. Killing things.
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1:38 pm
I praise the efforts of this clean non-threatening looking young man.
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2:29 pm
uk somehow i dunt believe this
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4:40 pm
So, I am sure that there are pigs that grow to that size, but I don’t think they are the result of Russians send9ing them over here. You sir, are a fraud and a phony. You need to go back to school and learn how to write a real article. Thank you.
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10:45 pm
I saw this on Animal Planet. You Jews are so negative, you’d think you would have learned your lesson about opening your mouths to much in the last century?
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10:52 pm
So…you’re accusing Jews of having caused the Holocaust by opening their mouths?
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10:57 pm
Now Adam, I know you didn’t mean to say that. Because if you did, then you have proven how utterly idiotic you are.
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11:21 pm
If you’re going to be that way, you’d think you christians would have learned your lesson about opening your mouths centuries ago, when people were being martyred for their belief in christianity. When they were thrown to the lions and watched by Romans at the Colosseum. Fun little fact for you.
Also, I have been studying the Holocaust lately, and if you read accounts from Holocaust survivors, the Jews were some of the most positive people out there. They were being worked to death in concentration camps, starved, tortured, torn from their families, and saw their families killed before their own eyes by bloodthirsty Nazis… and they still prayed, they still believed God would eventually answer their prayers and bring them away from their suffering. In fact, even accounts from the Nazi soldiers at the concentration camps have said they were astounded by the faith the Jews had.
And if you read anything about Jewish history, and all the times Jews were persecuted for their beliefs, you would know that we did learn our lesson from this last century – that lesson being no matter what problems we face, we dont lose hope.
Another thing. The Nazis considered anyone Jewish who had Jewish grandparents. So even the Jews who had converted to Christianity for a generation or two, and who were actively practicing Christianity were still dragged off to the concentration camps as well. So before you run your mouth and throw around your anti-semitism, remember, some of yours went down with ours, and the Christians havent made it through history unscathed either.
So kindly march your anti-semitic ass back to hell, where you belong. Because if you want to blame the Holocaust on the victims, rather than on the sick, fucked up power hungry minds of the Nazis, then why not blame child abuse on babies being born? Why not blame rape on the victims being weaker than the attacker? How far do you want to take your stupidity?
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11:30 pm
So, provided with all those facts, I just remembered, my grandmother, who went through the Holocaust, was in Auschwitz, and is STILL alive, is a practicing ORTHODOX Jew. So, kindly Mr. Nelson, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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3:57 pm
Poor thing why did they have to kill it in the first place…
I hope a load of those boars trample those guys.
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10:02 am
I think it’s really interesting that this writer fails to mention that this pig, “Hogzilla 2,” was actually raised on a farm, used to people, and then released into a “hunting pen” to be pursued by this kid. http://fxn.ws/gBdmpz. The pig, who was named Fred by its original owners, was part of a pay-to-play shooting operation. The kid and his family were guaranteed a “kill.” Rather than praising him for shooting a tame, fenced-in animal, hunters and non-hunters alike should be condemning this kid and his father for participating in a canned hunt. This is not hunting, and makes the entire ethical hunting community look bad. It sure takes a lot of guts and bravado to shoot an animal that’s used to being hand-fed by children. Well done.
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