• God Let Zanesville Ohio Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay People

    October 21, 2011 5:37 pm 23 comments
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  • Zanesville, OH (CWTV) God Let Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay People

    50 zoo animals were set free in Zanesvill Ohio, gays were to blame.

    FOR IT IS WRITTEN:

    1 Kings 13:24 NIV84
    As he went on his way, a lion met him on the road and killed him, and his body was thrown down on the road, with both the donkey and the lion standing beside it.

    1 Corinthians 10:9 NIV84
    We should not test the Lord, as some of them did–and were killed by snakes.


    2 Kings 2:24 NIV84
    He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

    It is no secret that Ohio homosexuals have made horribly great progress and are building a dangerous campaign to legalize gay marriage in the state.

    Ohio has the biggest college in America, Ohio State, with some 65,000 students on campus.  If Ohio falls to the hands of gays, every single college student there will feel sympathetic for the gay agenda and may even ‘experiment’ in its practice.  America cannot afford to have another 65,000 liberal-minded foot-soldiers with no real life experience in the Gay Movement.  It will destroy the Midwest voting bloc and ensure Obama and his lame duck gay marriage laws in 2012 – 2016 shall pass.

    My fear, and this is in my faith and gut from God, is that if Ohio falls, Obama will get reelected due to a gay powervote and then in 2013, Obama will legalize gay marriage in every state by revoking the Federal Marriage Amendment.

    Like many of you, I’ve prayed for divine help and we see God gave Ohio a chance to do right by using the power of nature, the very thing gays hate the most.  Gays hate nature because according to nature, a man belongs inside a woman.  That is how children are created.  Gays use their reproductive parts in ways not meant by nature, the greatest enemy and testament to why it is wrong to be gay.

    So in his infinite wisdom, God allowed this wild animals in Zanesville, Ohio, to escape becaue he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.

    In the Book of Revelation, it is explicitly stated that escaped lions, tigers and bears will run around the ‘most powerful nation’ and bite the flesh of the most sin-flavored sickos!  Who can be more sin-marinated than the moist-oil fecal flesh of a practicing homosexual!

    BEHOLD, FOR IT IS WRITTEN:

    REVELATION 6:8, “And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with THE BEASTS OF THE EARTH.”

    Starving lions with razor sharp teeth!  Lightning fast cheetahs demented by the voices of Satan!  Frustrated bears, angered by the scent of honey from terrorist falafel houses we allow to spring forth from the Muslim Center blocks away from Ground Zero!

    Wild camels and monkey, bent on trampling every man underfoot.  Wild elephants shoving their tusks up the backside of every sprawled gay!  You would think the gays would like that, but rest assured, they will scream as the animals all attack but death will not find them!

    Ohio was just a taste of what waits all of humanity.  You see the words of Revelation.  Behold, the greatest wrath shall come from the Beasts of the Earth.

    The situation in Zanesville, Ohio, was just a warning shot from God.  If he wanted, he could have used a hurricane, a mighty tornado, an earthquake or even meteorite.  But he gave just a small sample, a mere snap of his fingers.

    Good friends and readers, think about it like this.  How could 50 wild animals be on the loose, but not bite one gay person.  The only people in Zanesville who were in any danger were the gays.  The animals would not bite anyone unless they were the worst of sinners, do not forget.

    The situation also revealed two people who do not need to be president, as revealed by their quotes on the subject:

    At a campaign stop in South Carolina, Texas Gov. Rick Perry said, “If the authorities are putting innocent creatures to death, I’m for it.”

    And in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) told reporters, “We should ship those animals back either to the Congo or to Africa.”

    In the end, the police of Zanesville were inspired by Satan to massacre so many precious animals. There was excessive force used and those animals were only inspired to do what’s right. God did not give the animals supernatural ability, only a mission to bite gays. He orchestrated things so they could be free and give us symbolism.

    We’ve learned Rick Perry is not qualified to be US president and we already knew a woman cannot do the job, so Bachmann just dug herself into an even deeper hole.

    In all of this, let us hope Ohio understands the message loud and clear. Gays will bring the greatest of Biblical wrath right to their back yards when the time is right, and trust, after Armageddon there will be no cops wiping out the Beasts of Revelation.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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