God Smashes Nazi Germany ROSAT Satellite from Sky

The Nazi Germans launched the ROSAT spy satellite in the late 1990s, so as to spy on America and her allies. Like most European nations, the Germans are jealous of America’s great power and seek revenge on us thwarting their world domination plans.
There used to be a time when Europe was grateful and submissive, as natural order dictates them to be. Europe is a society of lesser countries, unable to defend itself from corruption, much less hold off Asian aggression from the likes of the terrorists, the Soviets, the Japanese and worst of all, the Sleeping Dragon of Communist China.
For this reason, America was given charge of Earth after World War II but the Nazis could not sleep well at night. They have tried a sleight of hand and placed a woman in charge, a woman named Angela Merkel. And it’s been under her watch that the ROSAT spy satellite has flown high over America, spying on us for Satan’s new Western empire of transgression, the European Union.
There is a series of books called Left Behind, by Tim LaHaye. The books detail how America is God’s final nation, the nation who shall defend the Israeli Jews at Megiddo, while the European Union becomes a One World government ruled by Nicholai Carpathia. The antichrist will make secret pacts with the Asians (all of the, the Soviets, the terrorists, the Chinese) and try to combine to wipe America out.

New US ReportsNew US Military reports detail the ROSAT satellite, a mysterious enigma box that weighs an estimated 6 tons, is comprised of an alien-stealth like material and to date has not been targettable by conventional US laser weapons suddenly entered a death plunge, much like an annoying fly when it is swatted by a whetted towel. The satellites death plunge puts it on an expected trajectory toward Area 51, a further sign that God is swatting this Nazi EU trash for space and placing it at America’s doorstep for inspection.
It is no secret that Satan is a master musician and scientist, understanding how harmonic nodes and resonance can be used to create superweapons. Satan showed his penchant for war when he helped the Germans defy America during World War II, but we see his 3rd grade science projects were no match with the Nobel Peace Prize calibre nuclear might God taught to America’s scientists.
And again, Satan has helped the Europeans. Do you really think that a money called the Euro and all the disorganized chaos represented by the EU is of heaven? No. The EU is Satanic and the Nazi ROSAT satellite is just another trinket in Germany’s long-line of ‘miracle demon tech’.
The EU is running scared. With their prize satellite falling from the sky, they now know that just like in World War II, America will be blessed soon with another superweapon that will allow us to spy on them even better and then wipe them out at will.
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3:02 am
“The Nazi Germans launched the ROSAT spy satellite in the late 1990s, so as to spy on America and her allies. ”
Paranoia and lack of understanding of current events? Yep, you’re stupid alright.
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11:48 am
Don’t troll the troll
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12:11 pm
But it’s so much fun…lol
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1:33 pm
Many of my family members fought on the wrong side of the war. They might have won had they not allied themselves with Orientals.
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11:19 pm
Are you telling us your family members fought for the Axis Powers? Are you a Nazi? My grandfather fought for America and killed Nazis. He even showed me the dagger he took as a souvenir off of the body of a Nazi he killed. It has a swastika and German writing on the handle.
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11:22 pm
Well, if he was a Nazi, it would explain a whole lot about this site.
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11:24 pm
It wouldn’t surprise me. First of all, his last name sounds suspiciously German. Second, August looks like he’d make a perfect skinhead.
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11:25 pm
Oh, and in case I haven’t driven my point home yet, August looks FUCKING CREEPY!
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11:36 pm
A fucking Nazi Vampire. Wow that sounds like something out of a video game.
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4:04 pm
Alright, so the Nazi party, while still being in existence, is nowhere near as bad and destructive as it was back under Hitler. You on the other hand have become worse than the Nazis. Also, you are a composite picture of real people, and therefore do not exist. Please at least use a picture of a real person sometime? Back to what I was saying at the beginning of the paragraph here, They weren’t in existence in the 1990s. You are a moron for thinking it.
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10:50 pm
Thanks once more for your constantly Jewish point of view. The Nazi party is still in existence the same way that the “Knights of the Round Table” are still in existence at every Renaissance fair in the country. They are a meaningless echo of a formerly powerful group. These inbred failures who call themselves Nazi’s today are of no political consequence whatsoever.
Jews keep directing the focus away from their hatred of Christ and onto nonexistant threats like Nazis and defamation.
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11:02 pm
Winkie, when I find you, well, lets just say, there wont be enough of you to piece together that you ever actually existed on this plain of existence. Please stop being an idiot, and shut your mouth. You know the old saying “You are smarter before you open your moth?” Well, you are the epitome of that statement.
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11:17 pm
Well, I love you in Christ anyway.
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11:20 pm
And I have just spent the last 3 and a half days praying for the world to be a better place in the new year. Please stop talking out your ass and do something productive, like going back to your roots and embrace Judaism. Its where your religion came from anyway. Or at least study about it so that you don’t sound like an idiot every time you open your mouth.
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11:21 pm
Also, what the fuck does “I love you in Christ” even mean?
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11:22 pm
What does “love you in Christ” mean? Have you been sodomizing Jesus? Tell the truth, Ice.
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11:22 pm
Haha, great minds think alike, eh Damien?
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11:25 pm
Please just Bing it:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080719063711AAyrjgU
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11:27 pm
You misspelled Bing. It’s spelled “Google”.
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11:27 pm
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i+love+you+in+christ
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11:35 pm
Still not getting that. Doesn’t make sense to me. You fail.
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11:27 pm
You moron. Of course he is going to have a constantly Jewish point of view. He’s Jewish.
However, ha-ha, funny story, you’re Christian but rarely have a Christian point of view or say anything remotely Christian! Funny, isnt it?
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5:12 pm
even the Soviet was almost disbanded ( disbanded 3 year after remember ) and was technically weaken
oh and august we said asian Not orientals and tehrefore only Japanese wa son the side of Hitler in WWII Most of the other country were allies or conquered by japanese
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