God Strikes New York Gay Marriage Church with Lightning!
Prepare to behold the power of God, America.
As you know, New York decided that it would be alright to violate federal law and rebel against Biblical authority by allowing gay’s to enjoy the confines of marriage. New York made a law that violates the Federal Marriage Act that makes being a married gay illegal.
God’s response was swift. He brewed up a mighty hurricane and slung it through New York, causing billions of dollars of destruction and unprecedented calamity. But New York’s heart is hardened with the crusts of gay fecal must. Their minds are swimming with thoughts of sugar-plummed anal sins and as winter approaches, beware, New York! For God is going to freeze you this winter and knock your power out, so the only warmth you’ll have to look forward to is the eternal flames of hell you sick fecal fandango intestinal ferret sinners!
Yesterday, on Long Island a church proudly announced that it married the two oldest gay people in New York. It was sick. The men should have been great grandfathers, but were instead playing polident in the backside with each other.
God’s anger was so riled that he did this!
Not even the giant red Satanic storm in Jupiter gets this big! The ‘church’ has been obliterated my friends and make my word, this is a very light fate compared to what ultimately await every gay beast who refuses to be normal by repenting. Let’s get right, America, lest God unleashes more wrath upon us.
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Author: Abe
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8:29 pm
God was so in love with inFamous he photoshopped a giant lightening column hitting the ground!
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9:29 pm
lol clearly photoshopped
seriously its also funny that you said they violate federal law when actually tehre is Nothing about homosexuality in the actual federal alw ( therefore gay amrriage are state related not country related )
your Bible keep it for yourself inside of your ass and Maybe we will someway agfreed
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9:39 pm
So, where is your proof? I did not read this in the newspaper this morning. Or at all today. So, I do not believe you. Also, where is your picture from? Cause I don’t think that is NY.
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9:46 pm
Pretty good shop, though. Good attention to the small details. Not convinced though, the power is still on at point of impact.
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11:44 pm
God’s aim is awesome!
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11:51 pm
FAKED. This photo is faked. No such thing occurred in New York recently. So, stop trying to be an idiot, and get your shit right.
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10:30 am
The meteo didnt even announced a thunderstorm on the eastcost all you got was wind and rain No thunder no lightning Nada, therefore its fake because a Huge Lightning bolt like that is actually Impossible
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10:34 am
Also, remember, I live in NY, and you cant tell me something happened here in the last few days when I know it didn’t.
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11:54 pm
What an amazing story of His love and power!
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4:07 pm
Love? I don’t think any loving god would do that.
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4:23 pm
Did you read the Old Testament? There was some good gay smiting going on in those passages.
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4:30 pm
Please provide the passages you speak of.
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6:25 pm
Back when Jesus hadn’t died for our sins.
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7:58 pm
did you smite your altarboy as well ??? just saying
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9:47 pm
Wow; if you want to photoshop a giant lightning bolt to make it look like it’s hitting a church… make sure the church doesn’t cover like… a mile or so. Fail.
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9:49 pm
I also suggest making the sky look like it’s going through the hurricane you speak of. :]
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