Holy Crap! Did you know there is a black man running for president? Now I know you are thinking about Obama. But he ain’t black. He is what my grand ma used to call a “High Yellow”. That boy is part cracker. Not only that, but he was raised by his old cracker @$$ gran parents. Eminem is blacker than Obama.
No I am talking about a real black man. A brother out of the deepest darkest jungles of Africa. I am talking Shaft black.
What’s this brothers name? Herman Cain. Who the hell is that your asking. Me too. i just found out he is a Republican. WHAT?!?! I know, right! I am black and I though we all were Democrats. But a republican? Say What?
I wikipeadia’d my brother and found out the following stats. He is an American business man, syndicated columnist, and radio host from Atlanta (a chocolate city), is the former chairman and CEO of Godfather’s Pizza and was a chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City.Before teaching white people how to run a business, he worked as a mathematician in ballistics for the United States Navy.
Cain was born in Memphis, Tennessee. His parents were Lenora Cain, a cleaning woman, and Luther Cain, Jr., who was raised on a farm and was as a barber, janitor, and chauffeur. He got a Bachelor of Science degree in mathematics at Morehouse College in 1967. Cain then received a Masters in computer science at Purdue,in 1971. Cain received the 1996 Horatio Alger Award and has received honorary degrees from Creighton University, Johnson & Wales University, Morehouse College, University of Nebraska, New York City Technical College, Purdue University, Suffolk University, and Tougaloo College.
That’s right, my boy is smarter than all those crackers!
Now let’s list the companies that he has single handedly saved from being run into the ground by white people:
Department of the Navy, Coca-Cola, Pillsbury, Burger King, Godfather’s Pizza, National Restaurant Association, Aquila, Inc, Nabisco, Whirlpool, Reader’s Digest, and AGCO, Inc.
Now homeboy also ran for president in 2000 and for the US Senate in 2004. But ofcourse the white man kept him down and he had to write books and articles for newspapers. He also had a syndicated radio show. But now, no aryan crackers are keeping the african prince down. Look Obama, there is a real black man moving in!