Herman Cain is a brilliant candidate for President of the United States. In my heart, I remember the first time Martin Luther King, Jr., mentioned his dream to have little chocolate pudding Cosby children running hand in hand with those of normal color. It still sends chills down my spine when I think of how the dream has been realized in this great society.
It is time for America to have a black president who is qualified. But unlike affirmative action, the President must earn it and with Herman Cain, so far, he is going to get my vote. My friends, I think America is ready for its first black president.
I was very skeptical about Cain’s 9 9 9 tax plan but after thinking about it, it will increase tax revenue enough so that we can get out of debt. But then yesterday, Herman Cain released one of the most brilliant pieces of planning on how to deal with America’s Mexican infestation.
Herman Cain wants to run a tall electric fence all along the Mexican border. For years, Tyson Bowers III has lobbied in Washington, DC, for such a fence but no one has really had the cajones to stand up to Mexican-sympathizing liberals and make it so. Not since Reagan has a president really made a strong statement about keeping Mexicans out of this great country.
But Herman Cain’s brilliant plan will finally solve our Mexican problem. The New York Times is naturally being racist and wishing Jim Crowe was the nation’s standard:
Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain said Saturday that part of his immigration policy would be to build an electrified fence on the country’s border with Mexico that could kill people trying to enter the country illegally.
The remarks, which came at two campaign rallies in Tennessee as part of a barnstorming bus tour across the state, drew loud cheers from crowds of several hundred people at each rally. At the second stop, in Harriman, Tenn., Mr. Cain added that he also would consider using military troops “with real guns and real bullets” on the border to stop illegal immigration.
It is not the first time that Mr. Cain has floated the idea of an electrified fence. He has told the story many times of a caller to his former radio show who chastised him for talking about building a border fence, saying that such an idea was impractical. Mr. Cain often says he told the caller that he had recently returned from China, and if the Chinese could build the Great Wall then America could build a border fence.
Herman Cain is an everyman who understands the real issues facing us real Americans. We need a strong economy. We need to make sure Mexicans know they are not welcomed in our country. What better symbol of freedom can we have than a fence that’ll shock every sneaking Mexican back into the Rio Grande to finish them off. It’s like having a tazer for all burrito beaters and this plan is simply brilliant.
We all know the New York Times is built on lies and deceit, so look for them to ballyhoo this great plan. The Times hates black people and only support Obama because he’s not truly black. Everyone tries to play let’s pretend Obama doesn’t have a white family tree and is not related to Dick Cheney and John Mccain. My friends, Herman Cain is the real deal and if he’s going to make his first presidential act shocking Mexicans, let’s shock the liberals by voting this great black man into office.