Illegal Mexicans Turn Monopoly into a Crime
We were all Children at one time. We played fun board games and sometimes cheated to make our friends or siblings look dumb. After we grew up, we realized that God didn’t want us to cheat, so we grew up.
Apparently, A Female woman in Santa Fe, NM didn’t get the memo from God. Laura Chavez beat and stabbed her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly. It almost happened in front of her 10 year old son, but luckily he went to bed first.
It turns out that Chavez’s boyfriend tried to buy “BoardWalk” and place a Hotel on it at the same turn. We all know that is illegal in Monopoly, but it doesn’t deserve a stabbing or a beating. We also understand that Illegals don’t know how the housing market works, so this may be a victimless crime.
When Police finally arrived, the boyfriend was bleeding from his head and required 10 staples because his crazy little Chalupa hit him with a wine bottle.
Laura Chavez did not pass “Go”, and she paid $500 to get out of Jail after being charged with aggravated battery and resisting and assaulting a police officer, among other things.
Illegal Mexicans can be funny sometimes. What regular Human would get arrested for playing Monopoly?
Here is a video of Illegals playing Monopoly (I was unable to get the video pertaining to this article, but this video has Mexicans too):
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
11:47 am
Where is your proof Prissy? And the video, not illegals. So, please do some research before posting articles. I say this every time, I know, but it never seems to get through your thick skull.
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12:13 pm
Your replies are tired, give them a rest. Here is my proof: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/27/woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-over-monopoly-goes-directly-to-jail/
Seriously, “Troll King”, come up with something new or stop commenting, you are upsetting anybody, you are making us feel bad for you and your parents.
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12:22 pm
Your proof even tells us that you’re still fucking wrong and stupid. No mention of illegal immigrates, and just a bare mention of him cheating at the game and no mention of a child being anywhere. Not only that, but you decide to put up a video of a couple Mexican kids playing Monopoly just because you felt like it. What does that video have to do with what happened? Ok, it involves some Mexican kids or whatever playing a game, what’s the connection? You’re fucking stupid for thinking that somehow that video has any real relation to what had happened. What, just to point and laugh at them? Why? You’d laugh because you think it’s funny to see bad things happening to minorities.
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2:43 pm
If they’re Mexicans, they’re probably illegal.
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12:28 pm
I don’t claim to hold that title any more. And why would you feel sorry for me? Or my parents? I just don’t get you.
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12:34 pm
He looks down upon you, like all of these supposed Christians do. They think they’re better than everyone else.
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12:54 pm
Well, I still use the whole “My religion came first and your so called ‘Messiah’ was a Jew” argument on them all the time. It hasn’t worked yet, but I will keep trying.
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12:05 pm
regular human … so mexican are not regular human ?? and why yoiu call them Illegal if they are here from a LONG time maybe because they are Legal ?
of coruse You think every mexican are illegal even the one in their own country
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12:23 pm
I don’t think Mexicans are illegal in their own Country. I applaud the ones that stay in Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Cuba and Turkey. It’s the Canadian Mexicans that I am scared of. Eskimos are crazy and violent. I do not like Snow Beaners.
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12:25 pm
You’re fucking stupid, you know that?
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12:41 pm
Why do you insist on being rude to me, L.N? I stop calling you a girl and have been very polite to you and all of the Christwire Detractors lately, yet you seem to have a hatred towards me from some reason, why? I just want to share my love of God with you, can’t you appreciate the gift I am trying to share with you?
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1:25 pm
LN is busy fantasizing about sucking on my chocolate herseys bar
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2:15 pm
You call racism and thinking your superior to others ‘love’? Fuck off Prissy.
And MN? Are you gay or something? Why do fantasize about people suckin’ on your 2 centimeter dick?
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7:48 pm
I appreciate it Bruce. And all this time I thought LN was a girl because of his pea-sized brain.
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8:03 pm
Clownboy, go back to sucking Billing’s dick.
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12:38 am
you know that eskimos is actually a bad word
therefore canadian mexican doenst exist we said Latino in our country and msot of them are legal
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4:38 pm
All Mexicans should be illegal. Frenchies too.
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4:44 pm
Well, I think all Germans should be illegal based on what they did to my people several decades ago. What do you say to that Nazi boy?
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4:55 pm
Very few of my family members were tried at Nuremberg for war crimes. And some of them were found innocent. At least we didn’t kill baby Jesus.
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5:00 pm
Well, that’s good to know. You are a family member to someone who was a war criminal. Good job. And, its very nice to know that you didn’t kill baby Jesus. Neither did the Jews. They didn’t even kill grown up Jesus either. So, I am not seeing why you shouldn’t be deported right now? I don’t see why all non Native Americans aren’t deported back to where they came from. But that is another story, for another time.
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5:03 pm
I can’t be deported, I am the 1%.
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5:11 pm
Hmmmm….nope, doesn’t matter. You have no diplomatic immunity, you cannot buy your way out, and, well, you have no actual claim to the land. Sorry, you fail.
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5:15 pm
Hmmm. D, I have some Cherokee in me, but I’m mostly french and Irish, with some black mixed in. I don’t wanna be deported. I like it here.
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5:19 pm
Well, since you have Cherokee in you, then you would probably be allowed to stay. However, I would have to go. But that’s ok, I want to live in Israel anyway. SO it all works out.
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5:22 pm
Native Americans are actually from Asia. The crossed a land bridge during the Ice Age, and ended up here.
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5:24 pm
Well, then you can also say that we were all residents of Pangea, and therefore we all lived on all of the continents at one point. True?
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5:29 pm
yes very true.
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6:52 pm
So August is saying that he’s a Nazi? Not surprising.
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7:04 pm
He did admit it. I can’t say that I forced it out of him.
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7:07 pm
Force seems to be the only thing you emosexual punks understand.
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7:15 pm
What are you even talking about Cassy? And how does this even concern you in the slightest?
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12:04 am
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12:41 am
Return reading your Bible will You … The Roman killed Jesus and Roman was not jews or catholic or whatsover they were polytheist
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12:39 am
american are illegal to every countries they invade Just to lets you know
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1:29 am
Both Laura Chavez and her boyfriend were intoxicated at the time and began argueing because she thought that he was cheating. Therefore, she stabbed him because she was drunk and mad, not because he did one wrong move. The articles that I looked at did not even mention the move that you said. She was also a previous drug offender, but that is beside the point. The articles did not mention that they were Mexican OR illegal. That was pure accusation on you part because you have hate towards Mexicans and ilegal immigrants. (Note that I put an and, because illegal immigrants are not all from Mexico)
Laura Chavez y su novio estaban borrachos durante el juego y empenaron a descutir cuando ella penso que el la eganaba en el juego. Despues ella lo puno varios veces con una cuchillo de cocina, porque estaba borracha y enojada, no porque el hizo una mal jugada. Los reportes que yo vi ni mencionaron lo que vos dijiste que el puso una mansion o algo asi. Tambien, ella era delincuenta de las drogas, per eso no tiene nada que ver. los reportes no mencionaron nada de que eran Mexicanos O ilegales. Esto fue una acusacion tuya, porque odias a los Mexicanos y imigrantes ilegales. (nota que yo uso Y porque imigrantes ilegales no son todos de Mexico. O sea hello?!)
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1:35 am
Also Laura did not pay five hundred dollars as you say to get out of jail. She is still in jail and the bail is at five thousand dollars. Please, next time look at the facts before you make an article, even if it is racist.
Se me olvido decir que Laura no pago quinientos dolares para salir del bote como vos dijiste. Ella sique en el carcel y tiene que pagar cinco mil dolares para salir. Por favor, antes de hacer tu proximo articulo revisan los factos, aun que son racistes.
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1:00 pm
its useless to speak spanish with them they barely Know english so
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