In Obama’s America: Woman Attacked with Frozen Armadillo
DALLAS — A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year-old Dallas woman after the two argued about the price he was asking for the armored mammal.
According to investigators, the altercation occurred Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot as the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.
The pair began arguing over the price and the man twice threw the armadillo at the woman.
The frozen creature struck the woman in the leg and chest, apparently leaving her with bruises.
Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.
In Other Liberal News
A 12-year-old Pennsylvania schoolgirl who played hooky and came to the city was almost raped after a sicko lured her into a Midtown office building, cops said yesterday.
The girl first met her attacker on the F train Tuesday morning, and “they started a conversation and he offered to get her a job,” a police source said.
The man, believed to be Gay and in his 50s, led the girl to an empty office at 28 W. 44th St. at about 5 p.m.
He pulled a pair of scissors and attempted to rape her, cops said.
The girl, who was not injured, escaped and alerted police.
By the time cops got there, the creep had fled through a side exit.
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So what does Obama have to do with anything here? And why do you assume that the MALE pedophile was gay when he tried to rape a FEMALE?
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He was doing her a favor by throwing that armadillo at her. Armadillo meat is really tough, so you have to tenderize it somehow.
Why is Randy Jackson in Philadelphia? And does Philly have a Midtown? That neighborhood is mostly associated with New York. Did she go all the way from Philly to New York? Aren’t there enough rapists in Philly?
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Gay men do not rape females. That is a fact.
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Visitor Claire, feel free not to read or comment on any of my articles.
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we comment on your stupidity go read a dictionary and read what HOMOSEXUALITY is
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dictionaries are edited by liberals
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So you’re going to ignore common sense? No wonder the world is going to shit; you people don’t bother thinking!
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Well, if more conservatives had the slightest amount of intelligence, maybe there would be more conservative dictionary editors.
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I’ve been here since 2008; compared to that you’re still a noob. Deal with it, sucker.
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Claire, don’t you have an A to Z animal coloring book you have to work on for homework? Or maybe you should start prepping answers for future employers about the hate, lies and illegal content you choose to post here. I’m sure they will be particularly curious about the animal and work related postings.
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No, because I’m too busy working on my hematology case study. Shouldn’t you be doing problems in your first grade grammar workbook?
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she is typing out her resume in crayon
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At least I have a resume, you saggy old cunt.
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I thought the religious right didn’t believe in armadillos because they aren’t mentioned in the bible. You learn something new every day.
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