Married Woman Comes Up With Another Lame Excuse for Cheating

Abe
• ChristWire
October 23, 2011 6:45 am8 comments

One of the first lessons of marriage a man must know is that women are fornicators.  The object lesson today comes from the Bible.  Please open your King James book to the story of Adam and Eve, then please review the following story.  Never trust your woman with a box of chocolate if you’ll be gone for long, if you get my drift.

She’ll open up and let that chocolate slide right down her sinhole, if you get my drift.

The Worst Excuse For Cheating

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8 Comments

  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    I get your drift, Abe. Shocking! Thanks for sharing.

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  • Too bad you losers already covered this “story”.

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  • Wow, the husband sounds as though he’s very nearly as thick as Christwire’s usual complainers … Hi Claire!

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  • Didn’t Abe already try to say something about this? And even supported the woman back then?

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  • Major problem with this story, which was obviously from a non-American source: there are no 3D porno theaters, and there are barely any porno theaters left in the US at all. They’ve been on the decline since the first VHS porn tape and today the closest thing to a “porn theater” in most cities is a multi-seat wank room in a porn shop.

    Which I know nothing about.

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  • Captain Obvious

    You already did this…

    Also, fun fact: the DVD was made popular and affordable by the porn industry, which took advantage of the “multiple viewing angles” option, as well as the option to select scenes. You can thank porn for your DVDs!

    Another fun fact: holographic disks were attempted, but abandoned. They would have had a capacity of over 100GB.

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  • Those two are obviously idiots. That doesn’t reflect on all women.

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  • I wonder what happens when she watches other 3-D films like avatar?

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