Medical Malpractice & Fraud: Why Dr. House, MD is Bad For Your Health
There is a new Reality Television show creeping on to our televisions via the FOX Network, not to be confused with FOX News Network, the only Fair and Unbiased News source other than Christwire. This show is called Dr. House, MD.
Now before I explain why this show needs to be banned from the airwaves, I need to give you a little history to shut the “pieholes” of all the commentors who will start yelling “This is NOT a new show”. You would only be partially correct. This show originally started back in the early 80s, except back then it was a scripted show called Dr. Houser, MD. It starred a homogay actor named Neil Patrick Harris. After the show was cancelled, Neil Patrick Harris changed his name to Gregory House (his character’s name from the early show), and went off to College at John Hopkins University where he excelled at his studies and was a front-runner for a coveted internship at the Mayo Clinic. This is when the producers of the NEW Reality Show stepped in and asked him to not intern at the Mayo Clinic, but instead sign on to do this Reality Show and he took a job working at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Here is a picture from the Early Show:
And here is one from the New Reality Show. Notice that Neil Patrick Harris did not age well:
Now that I have shut up the naysayers, we can move on to the reasons this show should be banned from Television.
#1. He is Sexist.
He hates women due to his homosexuality, therefore he only hires one female at a time to be on his “Team”. He does the just to appease his boss. If he had his way, he would be surrounded by nothing but Young Twinks to service his “needs”. He forces these women to dress in sexy clothing and forces them to perform lesbian sex acts in front of patients as a way of getting patients to consent to unnecessary surgeries and treatments.
Here is some Photographic Evidence:
#2. He is a Racist.
He hired a Black man on to his “Team” to appease the Affirmative Action people, but he constantly agitates the poor young man in order to engorge his tribal rage and get him to quit the “team”.
Notice the look of hatred that Dr. House, MD is giving this poor tribal fellow in this photo:
#3. He is part of the Homogay Agenda.
He hired an Australian to his “team, and as we all know, Australians are mostly all homosexed pedophiles as proven in this article:
He also lives in Sin with another man, and is constantly asking parents if they have had sex with their children yet. He claims that these questions are for diagnostic purposes, but really they are just for fantasies while he self fornicates with himself.
Here is his Australian life partner twink. Notice how they lovingly stare into each others eyes:
Here is Dr. House, MD trying to seduce to older men on the street in broad daylight:
Here is a picture from his College days:
#4. He is a Drug Addict.
Dr. House, MD pops Vicodin candy laced with LSD Exstasy and injects Marijuana before making diagnosis, which often end up being incorrect. Would you want a hippie to be operating on you?
Here he is with just a small part of his “Stash”:
Here he is preparing to inject himself with Marijuana:
#5. He hates Authority.
He is constantly arguing with his boss, Dr. Lisa Cuddly, and making snide comments about her backside meat or her mammalian ludocrisities. He goes against every opinion she gives him and nearly kills all of his patients, just because she is a woman, and we all know that homogays hate women.
Look at this beautiful young woman. How can anybody not respect her?:
#6. He is a Criminal.
This new season of this Reality Show had to be filmed mostly in prison due to the fact that Dr. House, MD tried to kill his Boss. The prosecutors on his case were willing to give him a deal that included no jail time, but he was so high on drugs that he turned them down and is now in Prison. He is now a victim of daily beatings and backside diddling from the large Black men and Mexicans because he is the only White man in Prison.
Here we can see him doing the self “M” dance while watching another man defecate. We all know that gays love the smell of fecal matter and they can’t help doing the “M” dance with themselves while smelling it:
#7. He is Clinical Insane.
He has been in multiple Mental Health Institutions and Rehab Clinics. He also claims his best friend is “Wilson”.
After viewing this photo of his “friend Wilson”, tell me that you don’t think he belongs in the Looney Bin:
#8. He enjoys making people suffer needlessly.
He makes multiple wrong diagnoses and nearly kills every patients he works on. This is all an ObamaCare scam to collect more of our tax money. He then uses his Obamacare money to buy more drugs. He only works on one patient at a time as well. He does this so that he can keep them sick and close to death for longer periods of time and then rushes in as the patient is about to pass away and provides a “Miracle Cure”. He knew the cure the entire time, of course, but he needed more ObamaCare money to purchase his precious drugs with.
Here is a photo of him quoting one of his favorite misdiagnoses:
#9. He is an Atheist.
He is constantly preaching his Atheist Satanic Wiccan beliefs to his patients and Co-workers. This would be grounds for firing at any normal workplace, but his TV contract allows him to get away with it. He is known to quote Charles Darwin often and spout other unproven sciences as facts.
Here is a conversation from this show proving he is an Atheist:
Dr. House: I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see, visions this patient saw. They’re all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down.
Dr. Foreman: You choose to believe that?
Dr. House: There’s no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find more comforting.
Dr. Cameron: You find it more comforting to believe that this is it?
Dr. House: I find it more comforting to believe that this isn’t simply a test.
So in conclusion, I have given you proof that this evil show must be banned, because Reality Television has just gone too far by putting people’s lives and Souls on the line just for ratings.
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
8:59 pm
Bruce. I cant even start to tell you how stupid this article made you sound. I am not even going to dignify this entry with an explanation of how wrong and stupid you are. Mostly cause I am very busy doing HW for a class that ended yesterday.
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9:12 pm
First of all, the actor playing Dr House is Hugh Laurie, not Neil Patrick Harris. Gregory House is the name of the character, not the actor.
Dr House isnt “homogay”, in fact there was a relationship between him and Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Her name is not Lisa Cuddly.
The “picture of him from college” clearly isnt him.
Wilson is from Cast Away. A movie starring Tom Hanks, not Hugh Laurie.
Also, this a tv show. Dr House is not a real doctor. There is a such thing called acting, and another thing called FICTION.
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2:25 pm
Has this guy ever seen this show or is he getting his info from the back of a dvd?
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7:30 pm
He has never seen the show. None of them ever actually do any research, so that they can claim that what they hear from the interwebs is true. They are pure idiots, and need to be put down like the dogs they are.
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9:21 pm
“There is a new Reality Television show creeping on to our televisions via the FOX Network, not to be confused with FOX News Network, the only Fair and Unbiased News source other than Christwire. This show is called Dr. House, MD. ”
The amount of stupid in this paragraph alone made my mind go blank.
Really? You can’t tell fiction from reality anymore? Seek help, you really ARE retarded.
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10:05 pm
I watch house all the time. It’s not a realty show.
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12:17 am
Have you ever taken medical advice from this show?
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12:35 am
No, and who the fuck would? There’s already gratuitous errors when it comes to real world physics or technology when it comes to shows that require that.
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12:42 am
if its not a reality show then you don’t take advice from it unless its something like wash your hands or cover you mouth when you cough wich is common sense. unless the show is trying to teach a lesson don’t take advice from it.
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12:01 am
i think of all the episodes I’ve watched only a few have had the wrong diagnosis he’s usually correct as for the lesbian act part that isn’t true at all i believe you have fallen for R34 of the internet. and wilson is another docter there not the thing you have pic up there as…is that a pineapple?
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12:05 am
Ok this one I’m not even gunna waste y time with.. In fact I’m gunna do some looking into what job I will take in the army instead… I’ll feel less stupid doing that lol
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12:16 am
I remember Dougie House and it’s funny to realize that this show was based on the same character. What i don’t like about these sorts of shows and I think you make this very clear, Bruce, is that promote a sick America. They lead people to think every pimple and cough is cholera and capal tunnel and then they should go on disability.
The number of union workers on disability is outrageous in America. It’s a total scam and when it comes to state workers you see this all over the place. They bump their knee and retire with a full pension at 45. All the schoolteachers in Tennessee do this.
Well, when you got a dangerous show like this on tv it gives people all sorts of ideas and I’m sure they run to their doctors saying, “I got this” and “I got that” no wonder it’s a big hit. This really distracts everyone from the real people who get sick. I know first hand the issues of family problems and these people stealing our health care and particularly the illegals going to our hospitals, well then you really see the root of the problem.
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12:35 am
“I remember Dougie House and it’s funny to realize that this show was based on the same character.”
It’s Doogie Howser you idiot, and the show wasn’t based on the same character, or even the concept other than the fact that they both have doctors as the main characters.
“What i don’t like about these sorts of shows and I think you make this very clear, Bruce, is that promote a sick America. They lead people to think every pimple and cough is cholera and capal tunnel and then they should go on disability.”
Uh, no, that’s not how the real world thinks at all Billings. There’s hardly ever a case that starts out that simple in the show. It’s usually something that’s fairly noteworthy at first and then it snowballs into something else.
“The number of union workers on disability is outrageous in America. It’s a total scam and when it comes to state workers you see this all over the place. They bump their knee and retire with a full pension at 45. All the schoolteachers in Tennessee do this.”
What the hell does that have to do with the show at all? No really, where the hell did you leap to that?
“Well, when you got a dangerous show like this on tv it gives people all sorts of ideas and I’m sure they run to their doctors saying, “I got this” and “I got that” no wonder it’s a big hit. ”
Again, that’s not how the real world acts. People are not so stupid that they’re going to cough and run straight to the doctor thinking they got polio or something, and how is this show benefiting from the actual medical field? What, do all doctors pay the producers a certain amount of money? You’re talking out of your ass like a retard here.
“This really distracts everyone from the real people who get sick. I know first hand the issues of family problems and these people stealing our health care and particularly the illegals going to our hospitals, well then you really see the root of the problem.”
Again, that’s not how the fuck the real world works. Are you high? Are you completely insane? How the hell do you look at a show that has people pretending to be doctors, throwing around medical terminology that probably doesn’t even have any actual bearing on what’s going on with the patient, and think that it’s ruining the country’s medical facilities or whatever?
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10:55 am
Are you honestly this naive? Have you never heard of hypochondria? I really think you’re a fool if you don’t see the connection between this sort of thing and the obsessive compulsive types who always think they’re suffering and sick. Maybe this just reveals how very young you are, since any mature adult has encountered the scenario I’ve described in every doctor’s office in America.
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2:28 pm
“Are you honestly this naive? Have you never heard of hypochondria?”
Are you so stupid that you think that a single show would cause a mass epidemic of hypochondria to begin with?
“I really think you’re a fool if you don’t see the connection between this sort of thing and the obsessive compulsive types who always think they’re suffering and sick.”
So you’re telling me that this show is responsible for making people, who already believe that they’re sick over the slightest things, think that they’re sick over the slightest things.
My god you’re stupid.
“Maybe this just reveals how very young you are, since any mature adult has encountered the scenario I’ve described in every doctor’s office in America.”
Are you a doctor? Did you do any actual research or talk to people about what set off the triggers? You’re just making things up because you’ve got nothing else to grab onto.
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2:27 pm
Thank you LN! You totally pwned this asswhipe. It can’t read this much stupid in one place. Seems like you’re the only realistic one here.
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10:46 pm
It’s a fucking joke! Gosh could you be more stupid!
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12:51 am
I have seen this show and it is not set in a proper religious hospital. Even the Hebrews have better hospitals than the secular ones.
Prayer is the key to healing. Not CT scans or lumbar punctures that steal your soul.
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12:57 am
So, the “Hebrews” haven’t existed since before the time of Ester. So, I don’t know who you are talking about there. Also, it’s not a religious hospital. Its a hospital. Where people are healed and gain medical attention. If you have ever actually watched the show, you would know that there have been episodes where religious people have come in, very sick, and have refused treatment, and have died because of it. So, you fail once again Auggie, and do not deserve to live anymore.
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4:40 am
I don’t understand you detractors. I posted “Photographic Evidence” of every statement I made, yet you still try to prove me wrong. I have watched this show since the early 80s, and I think you ALL owe me an apology for slandering my work.
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11:13 am
Well, Prissy, since it has only been on since 2004, I highly doubt you have been watching it since the 80s.
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4:52 pm
Did you not read the article? It plainly shows that this TV show started in the 80s, not 2004. Try reading a full article instead of just the title next time.
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5:17 pm
I read the article. It refers to 2 different shows. Dougie Houser and House, MD. Now, if you did any research of your own, you would know that. So, suck a dick, and fuck you mother, cause that’s the only way you will gain any knowledge.
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4:49 am
if it’s so wrong why yu stupid american watch?
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11:03 am
Hey author, did you know your name sounds like “Bruised Anus” maybe you need someone like Dr. House to take a look at that for ya? And yeah, everything is in this blog is just slander and totally wrong. Are you having a mental breakdown? Better see a specialist for that. I love this show. You’re an asshole for this type of hate. It just doesn’t make sense. Who the fuck are you? House has nothing to do with Dougie Howser. Total bullshit. He’s not gay, everyone knows that but he is sort of a jerk. That’s called a tv character! This is just a show, not reality you idiots. No one takes this show serious. Nobody gets their medical advice here.
I hope they sue your ass off for this bullshit. It makes me so angry and you are a fucking jerk.
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2:24 pm
Hey author, I see you’re too much of a wimp to respond. You’re still a loser.
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8:00 pm
I prefer not to respond to people who are so full of hate, misinformed and have no proof to back up any of their statements. Clearly you didn’t read the article. I provided photographic proof of every statement and have mentioned how long I have been watching this show. Please come back to this site after you have finished puberty and are able to have an Adult conversation.
God Bless,
Bruce Danus
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8:04 pm
You provide no actual information that proves anything. Pictures can be doctored, altered, and taken out of context. You have never read even a synopsis of the show, and therefore have no reason to be speaking on the topic of this show. Please remove yourself from the gene pool and continue to the burning depth where you and your heathen brethren belong.
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8:07 pm
If I have never even read a synopsis, how do I know he is in Prison? How do I know his Twink, Australian lover’s name is Dr. Chase? How do I know he is constantly making rude comments to his boss? Answer me that, smartypants.
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8:12 pm
Common knowledge. Trailers for weekly episodes. Also, not a Twink, whatever that is, not his lover, and you are an idiot. That is all the proof I need to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you know nothing of this show.
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8:18 pm
Because Prissy, if you’ve actually seen the show, you’d know that Wilson isn’t the ball with a face in Cast Away. That’s enough to tear down the entire structure of this piece of crap you wrote if you can’t even find the picture of the right character of the show you’re talking about.
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8:16 pm
“I provided photographic proof of every statement and have mentioned how long I have been watching this show. ”
You provided pictures that don’t match up with the show’s footage, and the ONE picture you DID provide you twisted into what you do with your friends.
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9:17 pm
Almost every single picture in this article is from the Dr. House, MD show. You obviously have not watched very many episodes, or you would recognize them easily as being from the show.
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9:23 pm
Well, lets go through them then. 1,3,6,7,12 and 13 are from the show. Others are promos for the show, and others have nothing to do with anything. So, you have failed to prove your point, good night.
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9:34 pm
So you are saying the picture of Dr. House, MD laying in a prison bed watching a man poo, is not from the show? I believe it is you who fail then, Damien.
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9:36 pm
Prissy, if you bothered counting the pictures, you would see that that is #13, hence I counted it.
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9:46 pm
Med School Dr House and Damion have much in common. I can see why this article has touched a nerve.
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” — Proverbs 16:18
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9:51 pm
Hmmm…have you seen any pictures of me before Cassy? No? Well, then how do me and Hugh Laurie and I look at all alike. Or have anything in common at all? Really? Again, try to sound intelligent next time.
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5:26 pm
Seriously it’s a fucking joke! Hilarious at that.
Funniest site ever Blizzard making Skyrim HAH! This is hilarious!
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