• Michelle Obama, The Black Orchid Girl of iCloud Immorality

    October 21, 2011 11:38 am 1 comment
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  • Up above, you see the Black Orchid Girl Michelle Obama teaching students in India how to do budunkadunk dances in Jakarta, India, just outside Jawa.  Just like her friend Oprah, she tried to make her little time with ‘the commoners’ seem friendly and without an agenda by handing out free gifts.  It’s well known that the Obamas are Apple’s poster children so it’s no surprise that the gifts she peddled off were Apple products, namely the iPods and iPhones.

    Michelle Obama claimed she was visiting India as part of her “Let’s Move” campaign to get America and our allies in fit shape, but we must question if her tour is really just a way to make sure all young people are addicted to Apple products instead of competitors.  My theory is that Michelle Obama is like a Bond Girl, making the name Black Orchid Girl that much more fitting for her.  She’s sneaking around the world, teaching children how to do African sin dances to Beyonce and Lil Wayne, the Obama’s two favorite singers.

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