Occupy Wall Street is an Abortion of American Opportunity

Opportunity is born from the leg splayed kootch of Lady Liberty. Yes it is graphic, bloody and features cramps, but it is a natural part of our great country’s hope and future. We must welcome and swaddle opportunity, not abort it. Only through the cradle-supporting pillars of a controlled democracy, a pro-opportunity educational system, free speech lullabies and the physics of equilibrium can our nation gently rock opportunity to sleep.
The Physics of Equilibrium cannot be controlled with contraceptives
40% of America’s wealth is held by 1% of her top achievers. It used to be 9% of the wealth in the 1970’s, but through the natural power of diffusion, even in an environment of burdensome regulation, nature finds a way. When government steps in to redistribute wealth through taxation and entitlement programs, diffusion is stifled and opportunity cannot be conceived in a night of slick, impassioned panty-ripping coitus. The top 1 percent might have a pulsing erection to penetrate the 99 percent, but the working classes must be moist and ovulating to make an opportunity baby.

Equilibrium or equality can only be achieved through diffusion. Diffusion equilibrium would mean that the top 1% holds 99% of the wealth and the lower 99% of Americans hold only 1%. Diffusion or the movement of wealth from a high concentration in the 99% of Americans that own 60% of the wealth to the lower concentration in the top 1% is a natural diffusion process that is best achieved by the free and frisky fondling of the marketplace. It is the equalizer that allows for fairness in financial markets and allows opportunity to suckle the bare teat of a blind justice system. The masses must be educated to fully understand this.
Education is Opportunity Ovulation
Only through education can 99% of Americans begin to support opportunity in America. While the No Child Left Behind effort has provided much success in the nullification of liberal ideals like cooperative group problem solving and so called critical thinking skills, much more can be done. Free thinkers, abandoned by the system as lazy or willfully flying under the radar of standardized multiple choice testing are a threat to future opportunity. Some will read banned books and promote radical ideas like the right to free speech or protest without the financial and principled backing of the top 1%. The market must answer this threat.
The privatization of our education systems and libraries is an important market intervention that works well with a lower tax smaller government. The elimination and effective selective interpretation of historical facts and motivations have already lulled what could be angry hordes to slumber. Strict regimented learning of key nominal facts and basic arithmetic skills keeps the 99% lower tiers satiated with illusions of accomplishment. Higher tuition, less federal aid as well as an unprepared student populace allow for the additional benefit of starving the liberal University system. Liberals don’t make good lays for conceiving the hunger and strife required for birthing opportunity. Educated liberals are barren wastelands.
Measures to apportion funds based on performance will keep the market perspective of compliance to the small morsels of learning relevant to only the standard test and avoid embarrassing liberal education mistakes like humanities degrees, the study of classics or heaven forbid trial attorneys. If voting rights could be tied to educational performance as well as land ownership, the inequalities of the small populace that holds most of the wealth could be more balanced with changes to the concept of democracy.
The Inequality of Democracy for the Top 1%
While these protesters rail with drum circles and hippie dances against the brick and mortar bastions of financial success, the true inequality of the top wealth performers of the United States are left with little voice in government. The novel concept of one person equal to one vote leads to unbalanced decisions when 99% of the people have 99% of the vote while hoarding 60% of the wealth like a spoilt child. The mature, meek and mild 1% top performers cannot rise above the obstreperous protest of youngsters and still protect their meager 40% holdings. Rulings like Citizens United have been erection extending Viagra for the top 1%, allowing for extended practice mounts establishing domination over the lower 99%. Now if only there was an effective ball gag.
Free Speech is Never Free
This concept of free speech is certainly overrated in the liberal mind. It is like a map to candy mountain. It might exist, but only for unicorns. The press is owned by corporations and those in the top 1% tier. The 99% are far more interested in reruns of House, DWTS or Teen Mom as opiates. For many, it isn’t a protest without three cornered hats, lawn chairs and misspelled signs proclaiming tyranny of the left. Tea Party Americans paid for their admission to the national conversation with News Corporation affiliation and viewership for advertising dollars. These protestors have not. They are an embarrassment to the establishment, a hive mind that endangers the conception and birth of opportunity.
The 99% are the innovators, the steam for turbines, the dreamers that see hope and promise, but only if given the strife and hunger as fuel. Greedily clutching like a womb coveting a child, these 99% that hold the 60% majority of wealth wish to cry and throw a tantrum than release opportunity for all and bring equilibrium to an unjust marketplace where 1% hold only 40% of the country’s wealth.
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/10/03/334156/top-five-wealthiest-one-percent
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10:46 pm
Blanche, what the fuck are you talking about? This article was disturbing, and now I think I might need to go wash my eyes out.
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11:04 pm
Well, I guess we can count one child left behind.
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11:06 pm
Yes, yourself. Thanks for reminding us of how far behind the world you really are. And people wonder why the children in America are so stupid.
^look no further^
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10:49 pm
They need to go occupy a job application.
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10:52 pm
A lot of the people at occupy wall street are students, people who are working during the day, and go and spend the night there, retirees, seniors, people who have been laid off due to the horrible policies of your savior Bush. So, before you go and listen to everything that Blanche spews, do some research of your own.
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11:02 pm
I think the current distribution of wealth in America is fair and deserved. If anything we need to end the welfare.
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11:06 pm
Say it isn’t so! Oh August, think of the opportunity missed without the struggle and strife of our forefathers. If the 99% are only holding 1% of the wealth, then innovation and opportunity can flourish! We must diffuse this hoarding to release wealth to the top 1%! Our country depends on it.
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11:11 pm
You are wise beyond your gender BB. Your point is always as warm as your pie.
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4:19 pm
Sexist fuck.
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11:15 pm
Wow, now we can add Elitist to your list of idiocies.
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11:16 pm
What is wrong with people reaping what they sew?
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4:17 pm
That’s “sow”, dumbass. How many fake degrees do you have again?
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4:28 pm
Get a life Claire.
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4:34 pm
If anyone needs to get a life, it’s you August. You’re a pedophile!
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4:37 pm
Nellie, I am not nor have ever been that. Do you really want to go there? I have allways by nice and respectful to you.
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4:43 pm
“I have allways by nice and respectful to you.”
Always. Been.
No you haven’t.
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4:46 pm
Phone autocorrects Damien. I like you, please don’t turn into Claire. You make mistakes all the time, you are human too. I don’t care. You Thought DMV was DVM. I didn’t care, mistakes happen.
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4:50 pm
Yes, but, you see, allways is not a word, and would have been auto-corrected by your phone. And, I am not sure how your phone got by from been or anything that it could have been. What kind of phone are you using anyway that allows you onto the internet and doesn’t auto-correct properly.
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4:53 pm
Dracula, “allways” isn’t a word, therefore your phone wouldn’t autocorrect something into it! You’re just dumb as shit.
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4:54 pm
Yet again, Claire, great minds think alike.
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4:57 pm
Get a life? Oh, I’m sorry, I just have a problem with men who try to claim that small colleges are worthless and that they have multiple degrees from large universities, and then turn around and have a fucking field day misspelling and using the wrong forms of words. You’re dumb as shit, Dracula.
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4:58 pm
Yes, that’s true, Damien.
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5:02 pm
Blame the Asians that made my phone. Of course it’s obvious you are just overcompensating for your overpriced online degree.
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5:05 pm
So, you still haven’t told me what phone you have.
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5:06 pm
Dracula, this is my fourth year at Mount Ida and I have yet to take a SINGLE class online.
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6:37 pm
Does your trade school have working internet? If not, maybe you should apply for a 501c grant and try to make the school a non-profit charity for mentally challenged children to ‘earn’ certificates. I’ve been needing a short sabbatical and would volunteer to spend some time giving my expertise and letting you have a real doctor on board if necessary. Let me know.
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5:07 pm
Treo 270 phone/pda
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5:10 pm
4 years wasted at Mount Ida. What a shame. In a real school they teach you science, geology, engineering, math. My typing is awful. But my education and work taught me that typing and good spelling doesn’t keep dams from falling down or get clean water to places in need.
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5:17 pm
So you are saying that my school is a real school? Cool. Thanks for validating my schooling.
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5:18 pm
Wait a minute, wait a minute…are you trying to claim that science and math courses aren’t required for Vet Tech students? Um, hello? Nearly all of my courses are science courses and I’ve taken three years of math.
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6:52 pm
What sort of idiotic question is that? We have campus-wide wireless and wired internet in the library and computer labs.
Why would we need a “real doctor” on campus? We already have a REAL DOCTOR who works in the health center. None of the majors here have any need for a physician.
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6:55 pm
Claire, most people don’t consider counting and matching shapes as college math. A real school has transferrable credits.
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7:00 pm
This is such a loosing battle with Claire, August. Can she really understand what you’re saying? Unless you start barking or peeing on the comforter, I really don’t think Claire has any practical knowledge of communication. I don’t think Mt Ida has a speech or communication as a requirement for vet techs.
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7:10 pm
No, but I’m pretty sure this is considered to be college math:
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7:12 pm
Bitcham, are you HONESTLY claiming that August has better language skills than I do? HELLO, the man wrote “sew” instead of “sow”! He’s a fucking dumbass!
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7:14 pm
How many patents do you have Claire?
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7:21 pm
I have no patents, but I’m only 21. As for you, you still have not provided evidence that you have any.
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7:23 pm
Go to the patent office. You can look up them all. Just remember that August is my middle name.
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7:37 pm
And what’s your first name?
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7:39 pm
You should know, you said I emailed you.
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7:39 pm
Isn’t it like Barney or something?
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7:46 pm
Yes
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7:59 pm
Well, August you insulted my beliefs, and are a sexist pig. I wouldn’t consider you nice or respectful.
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8:03 pm
Amen to that, Nellie.
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8:06 pm
Nellie, everyone says that at first. But now Stormie, Shannon, RD and I are great friends and have wonderful and respectful talks outside of here.
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8:14 pm
Dracula, you believe that:
-women shouldn’t vote
-women shouldn’t work
-women shouldn’t drive
-women should submit to their husbands
Need I say more? You have no respect for women AT ALL.
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8:17 pm
You oversimplify everything Claire. I will ask again. If I am so awful, why do all those people now consider themselves my friend and correspond with me outside of here? Do they correspond with you Claire?
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8:20 pm
You’ve said time and again that you’re against women’s suffrage. I don’t think I’ve oversimplified anything.
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8:22 pm
No one on this site is pro-women’s suffrage.
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8:27 pm
What an asinine statement. The following people are pro-women’s suffrage:
-me
-RD
-LN
-Millennium
-The Comedian
-Nellie
-Damien
-fake Adam
-95% of the visitors to this site
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8:29 pm
August, you are constantly proven wrong. Why do you still try to pretend to be intelligent?
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8:57 pm
You mostly listed naysayers who only post things to disrupt our fellowship. You did not list actual members of our faith.
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9:00 pm
Precisely.
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9:04 pm
So what? The point is that you claim to respect women yet you’re opposed to our right to vote, work, and drive. You can’t claim to respect women if you don’t respect our rights.
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9:06 pm
“You did not list actual members of our faith.”
That’s because all of your friends think lesser of women and think that women are only good for ‘secondary’ jobs or house keeping.
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9:14 pm
I must say August seems to be the opposite of someone that I would call nice. He doesn’t seem very open minded, and he seems like a sexist pig.
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9:18 pm
So many people have benefited from welfare that it would be a shame to get rid of it. I bet you wouldn’t be saying that August if you needed it yourself.
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11:19 pm
We wouldn’t have 1% holding all the wealth if the majority of young people didn’t avoid hard work. The opportunities are out there and young people just have to grab them. At the very least, they have to be willing to work from the ground up. Too many feel entitled to fat paychecks and corner offices and won’t accept a first job till they get it. In the meantime, they feed off their family’s savings. This problem also has to do with affirmative action, which again is making undeserving, less intelligent people lazy while hard working white kids get rejected in favor of the Asians and other immigrants.
I’m in now way in support of the Wall Street fat cats, but Obama has stuffed his administration full of them and they’ve just stuffed their own pocket’s with our tax dollars. If more young people joined the Tea Party opposition, maybe we’d have the numbers to get real change in this country, fiscal responsibility and small government. Those are changes we can believe in.
I think that’s a very solid approach to our educational problem, Blanche and I don’t know why more people to realize the dire straights we’re in with our failing schools. This liberal agenda isn’t helping anyone!
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11:26 pm
Everything you’ve said is so true. I read one article in preparation for this piece that compared these protesters to the original tea party! What a jactitation! We cannot have these harmful lies spread like cheap whores across the internet.
Calista Gingrich recently published a lovely book for kids about a lovable baby elephant that learns about America and tea party values. I’ve purchased 20 copies for our school libraries.
I am just thankful for ChristWire.ORG the one place truth always has a warm hearth.
Thank you again for your kind thoughts, Stephenson.
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12:01 am
The college life. My new neighbors happen to be 6 lads who are attending a major university in the area. Never have I met so many confussed and misguided individuals in my travels. The future leaders of America.
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