Just when we thought things could not get any more shameful for the New England Patriots, we find that during their bye-week The Gronk, Rob Gronkowski allegedly threw his groinkowski in the tight end of none other than Bibi Jones, a purported ama de cama.
Now these are all just allegations and I hope this is not true, but in the email alert I received from a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, this image was attached:
Now, this could just be an innocent photo. Mayb a fan came by and gave him a hug. Maybe the camera man and The Gronk are getting ready to play some Madden on that flatscreen HDTV in the background. Oh, but there’s more:
Okay, I think I see what’s going on here. This is a prelude to twiddle rompus. Now I’m not one to like rumors interfering with my fantasy football season and The Gronk doesn’t need these distractions hurting his obligations to make me $200 in the office pool. So I’ve friended Bibi Jones on Facebook and hope to get an answer to all these crazy allegations.