Police in Oakland, CA finally show #OccupyWallStreet Protestors a Taste of Their Own Stink Medicine
Finally, A Police force in America has stood up to these #OccupyWallStreet hippies and demand “Either take a shower or we will show you how awful you smell”.
Police on Tuesday in Oakland, CA fired canisters of “Tear Gas” into a crowd of over 100 protestors. This was a way of letting them know exactly how bad they smell to regular people. Others are saying it was Police Brutality, but the most brutal acts happening are these “protestors” urinating, defecating, fornicating and masticating in our city streets. I, for one, would prefer the smell of Tear Gas to the smell of most of these encampments.
Don’t get me wrong, I believe that Protests are very important in God’s Country of America. We have seen things like Women’s Sufferage, Civil Rights and even Bill Clinton’s Impeachment come from Protests, but those protests had a single point to make. #OccupyWallStreet started out with a single goal, but they never said it loud enough to make it known. Now all the people who live on their Parent’s couch or off a trust fund, and aging Hippies who haven’t come out of their Dirt TeePees since Jerry Garcia died, have something to do. They just want to be involved in a “Political Action”, yet they have no clue what they are protesting. There are many theories about what these hippies want, but not one unified idea in the bunch.
Let’s take a look at some of the “Protest Ideas”:
Here we see an Illegal Arab trying to get “Free Tuition”:
Here is a Chinasian protesting America:
Here is Blantant Racism at the “Protest”:
Proof these people are just fans of The Phish:
I believe these videos have proven that everybody involved in the “Protests” just want stuff given to them for free. What has Obama done to this Country to make these children feel this entitled? Maybe we should change the protest name to #EntitledTrustFundBabiesWantMoreFreeMoney.
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
8:28 am
Bruce, would you be offended if I told you I’d like to pound your sweet hole to Kingdom Come (no pun intended, haha)?
Fuck, my patient’s flatlining again!
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8:45 am
Knowing that you are just Claire commenting as Fake Adam, I am not offended, just a little worried about your sanity still. Have you been getting the therapy we talked about, Sweetie? I’m sure that would help you out and make your Parents less afraid to kick you out of the house.
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8:49 am
Honey, chill. I’m not Claire. If I was, why would I be trying to woo her so she’ll strapon-fuck my ass?
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8:55 am
Dr. Nelson is a man above reproach, and would never try to “woo” Claire to do anything with his “sump pump”.
Also, Claire has admitted many times to being “Fake Adam”, and that is why both of your egos are posting at the same time, Claire.
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9:19 am
Bruce,
Claire has done gone black swan into the abyss of dementia. Poor Kitten, every opportunity for a good life with a fine husband and she urinates on it like a alley cat.
What a shame.
BB
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9:22 am
Adam would never try to woo me? Boner, check out the “EMAW slogan” article. Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about. The fucker has been harassing me.
Oh, and I haven’t posted as Fake Adam since at least last year.
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9:40 am
You are so delusional. I simply asked if you would like to go out for coffee. I could ask the same thing of my coworkers or some homeless, cold person I met on the street. Don’t fool yourself into thinking I would try to woo you, Claire.
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9:23 am
Bitcham, do you have to wear a diaper over your face in real life to catch the flow of shit that pours from your mouth?
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9:56 am
Hmm, these say otherwise:
“I may just love you as a person a little bit. Don’t you feel some connection to me, Claire Bear?”
“I’m pouring out my heart and genuinely enjoy this relationship between us, Claire. Why would I want to sweet talk you? I just like you and like being nice to you.”
“My beautiful friend, why are you being so terse? It’s cute, though. You’re just so cute, my sweet Claire.”
“I thought a night of cuddling and watching Animal Planet would be fun. You could even bring your cats!”
“You need a good man of wealth and kindness, like myself. So how about we go out for that coffee? We could then maybe curl up at my hotel and watch some movies, bring the cats too?”
“So you would not go out on a date with me, Claire?”
“Claire, I was just talking smack and clamoring for your adoration.”
“Claire, you are a woman of science at a very good school. As a scientist, you owe it to yourself and to me to let me prove to you how great and awesome I am. Let’s just go out for some coffee or a nice dinner. You can bring all your friends and family with you too, and I’ll bring mine. You will have a great time and then we can see where things go from there?”
“She’ll fall in love with me, just like all the rest.”
“No, you have first dibs on me whenever you want it, honey.”
“You can have dibs on me, Claire. All this time and you cannot see that I’m just wanting a relationship. I guess it all started recently, there was something you did that made me very interested in having a date with you. There’s always been that allure, perhaps it is that we’re both into the sciences. But there is just something about you that I find quite nice.”
“Just know that if you ever want to go out for that coffee, my doors are open as long as you’re still a size two.”
“Claire, I’ve dated some awesome women. I really do love my life in L.A.. But sometimes the perfectly tanned bodies, the firm yet womanly muscles and all the empty, vacuous conversations with quite simply women who are shallow is getting old. I want a good, wholesome young woman who respects herself and loves animals as much as I. Claire, why not go out and have that coffee with me, I asked? You kept shielding yourself with excuses and I was confused. How could a man who has successful, beautiful women throwing themselves at him, be it for money, physique or prestige, doing my every whilm, not attract an up and coming vet?”
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10:49 am
Claire, you’re being petty. I was just being nice to you as that’s my nature. At any rate, this is not the place for all this nonsense. We should be praising these hero cops for finally pitching in and helping to clean up some garbage. With so much pollution on Earth, we cannot endure another hippie scourge.
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10:56 am
Orderlies are the greatest fucks! Especially the slant-eye ones.
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3:51 pm
Great article Bruce, these “protesters” only want an excuse to not go to work and desire free handouts from us people who didn’t waste our youth with trade school and laziness.
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10:52 am
I have a vampire fetish. Can I come to your house, Auggie? I just want a quick Satan Scepter tickle with your Satan Scepter.
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11:03 am
It’s funny, Claire Snedeker, how these postings the last two days have corresponded with your online times here and in the forum.
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11:06 am
My name’s Adam, actually.
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4:41 pm
So, as is my nature, I will point out one small thing about your article, marking it as BS. Tear Gas and Stink Bombs are two very different things. One is a crowd control device, the other a nasty prank. Also, since I already now the answer, I shall ask you, what is the meaning of Masticating? I only ask since it seems like you don’t know.
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8:56 am
Damien, did I mention a “Stink Bomb” in this article at all, or are you now drawing your own conclusions here? You have made an actual argument yet, so I am hoping it will come soon…
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11:25 am
You said that tear gas made them realize how bad they smell. Well, the fact of the matter is, tear gas doesn’t stink. It just irritates the eyes and nose and mouth in a way that it is unbearable to stay within it’s cloud. A stink bomb makes things stinky. There is my argument, proving yours a failure.
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9:46 pm
they surely didnt know that the protester actually take shower they even amenaged some place for that as well
so Yes they take shower or clena themselve Up
and Yes they will stay there
you are just so “pro capitalism” that you don’t see what happening capitalism is failing miserably and It’s will continue over and over and over of coruse communism is Not the answer everyone need a private house so we can do private stuff with our family
but capitalism is Over the board and destroyed more life than anything else
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8:07 am
I am in the middle of one of these #OccupyAnything situations… I am promoting #OccupyRealJobs, I think the disaster downtown, “Protesting” things they don’t understand would love to be any of our #Occupy Braunsweiger(the spreadable meat). I found a partner who thought your stupid protest was important, and now you get awful German/Russian spreadable meat served to the camps. Keep Rocking your trouble folds, and then expect Happy Kids to shut you down. Tomorrow, when I have to shut down the #Occupy crap, I wouldn’t want any of them to move.
I say “Congratulations” Unless you are Friends with me, you have not been saved by Jesus, and might need to spend time with me!!!
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9:07 am
I also, say I have to shut down the #OccupyPortland crap, I wouldn’t want any of them to move, technically, but they need to stop blocking traffic. People with no Jobs have a right to protest now, but they have NO right to block traffic for people who have Jobs.
Portland, OR has 2 people who are considered 1%. Neither of them have weighed in on this “Protest” because they understand it is made for Children.
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