• Profile of a True Religion Christian Woman: Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret Model Angel (@angelcandice) Happy Birthday!

    October 20, 2011 10:05 pm 8 comments

    In this installment of Profile of a True Religion Christian Woman, we look at a woman who is so pure and great that she models the very brand True Religion. This woman gleams with Godly perfection and is a great testament to the wonders of nature. My friends, we are all truly and wonderfully made and today we honor another great woman named Candice Swanepoel.

    Many judgemental liberals will cry foul and say ‘she’s a Victoria’s Secret model!’ as if that is something to be ashamed of. I’d rather have the company of Candice Swanepoel than some smarmy, smelly 3-week old brothel panties jobless hipstersexual at the #Occupywallstreet riots. So you liberals just shut your filthy, unwashed mouths.

    Today as we do this feature, it is important to also say Happy Birthday Candice Swanepoel. May you be blessed with many more years of greatness.

    Candice Swanepoel was born near Mooi River, in the Kwa-Zulu Natal Province.  Yes, this great young woman was born in South Africa.  She’s an African, for those of you who tried to say my Great True Religion Christian reports were biased and only featured Caucasians.  Even more amazing, this woman whose body shines with God’s love for perfect creation can speak Portuguese.

    At the age of 15, Swanepoel’s career was launched when a modeling scout was overwhelmed by her presence at a random flea market in Durban.  At the age of 16, Swanepoel was earning a great salary, again, unlike the bums who are stinking up Wall Street.

    College men, take note, because I’m teaching you the type of women who will make you a good wife and child bearer.

    After the international community got a taste of her, the demand for her in modeling campaigns was infinite.  Nike, Diesel, Guess?, Elle, Vogue and my personal favorite Tommy Hilfiger.  In 2007, Ms. Swanepoel’s time as a Victoria’s Secret pre-angel began.

    And then in 2010, I cheered with many others when it was announced that this young woman with humble African beginnings had mounted with wings of eagles to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel.  Glory!

    It is so great to see those with a heart for True Religion to become the top of their field.  It is something I always love to see again and again.

    Even more impressive, is that this young woman has her own Victoria’s Secret store in the American territory of Edmonton.  We’ve reported that FHM magazine is probably racist many times, and they did themselves no favors after they voted Swanepoel as only #61 in the 100 Prettiest Women in the World Poll.

    Last year, this woman earned $3 million, putting her at number ten on Forbe’s pole of the richest models of last year.

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