Reality, According to the Vampire Dyke
Reality is a very vague idea in its nature. How does one define it? Looking in the dictionary, most of the definitions use the words “real” or “reality” to define the word. One definition stands out, though: “the state of things as they are or appear to be, rather than as one might wish them to be.” An example of this is the sky. Everyone knows that the sky is blue due to blue light being reflected by the water molecules in the sky. For someone to say that the sky is purple in the middle of the day would be to deny reality. But what *is* reality?
Reality is truly what we make of it. What one person sees as blue, another may see as purple. For each, this is their reality. Differences such as that are simple and occur due to sight differences. Here’s a scenario to describe a slightly more complicated difference in reality: Average Joe goes to a diner and gets a good old fashioned hamburger. He eats it, find is delicious, and goes on his way. Now enters someone who has researched how the meat industry treats its cattle and what exactly goes into a hamburger. They smell the aroma that Joe’s hamburger left behind and it, to them, reeks of death and blood. Both are real despite their differences.
As I write this, I must reflect on my own views. To me, reality is whatever I want it to be. If I wish to have wings, then yes, I do. If I wish to have a tail, then yes, I do. No, no one else will say I do because that’s how they’re conditioned. We’re conditioned from a very young age to believe that all humans have the same basic build. No wings, no tails, nothing but arms, legs, torso, and head. Boring. Some may call me crazy for this but insanity is only another word for alternate reality. If anyone dares to believe anything that society does not agree on as real, then they are labeled psychopathic. To support my argument, I’ll use small children as an example. At my job, I must dress to all semblance of normalcy. Nice solid-color shirts, khaki pants, nothing outrageous like my profile picture. I look almost the same as my coworkers. Yet when I envision my additional appendages, children stare as if they see it. Considering the fact that the younger the child, the less they have been imprinted upon by closed-minded parents, it is entirely possible that they do see what each and every one of us really look like. There have been many cases when a parent will hand a child to a trusted family friend and the child will start shrieking for “no reason.” Perhaps the reason is that we can’t see the darkness in that person’s heart and the child can.
Call me crazy, because I probably am. That doesn’t stop me from living my life. To top off my mental views, I am a witch. Yes, the kind that many here would burn if they could. I bring this up because of many of the beliefs inherent in my craft. I don’t curse people, I don’t play with hexes and voodoo, nor do I dance naked and sleep with demons on a regular basis (they and I are too classy for that). What I do is study the elements for changes in the lifestream around me and those I love. For example, recently my fiancé’s so-called “friends” have clouded her mind with lies and poisons that she can’t see. I use the elements to clear her head so that she can be reminded of her reality. Why mention this? Because it is my reality that the elements may indeed do as I ask.
There are those who cling harshly to the realities that their parents and prophets taught them before they could even understand what they were. These people’s minds and hearts are shut tight enough to make a nuclear bunker jealous. People like this will be the ones who say people like me need help, to be locked up, to go outside, to read the Bible, things like that. What they fail to even slightly acknowledge is that, yes, we may need help, but we generally like the outdoors and some of us enjoy the Bible. A different worldview doesn’t mean that we’re evil. I could go on about that, but this article is about reality, not good and evil.
Reality is only what each individual makes it. No two people share the exact same reality. This is made obvious by war, debate, argument, and opposition of any kind. Christwire is a perfect example of varying realities. It can be considered sad that many people actually, truly believe in most of what this website churns out in the manner of a terrible tabloid that many buy for a cheap laugh. Really, they should be grateful that they CAN see this as a reality. They ignore the fact that only through rebellious actions, wars, thoughts, and ideas are they even in this position. They are blinded into thinking that Christianity will rule the world one day, but they do not pay attention to what’s happening to the world. Their reality is clouded. They don’t see the ancient Hebrew countries falling to Islamic rule. The Hebrew countries are vastly important because, for those close-minded ones who refuse to know, Christianity stemmed from Judaism. Jesus was not Christian, he was Jewish.
I’m not calling anyone to arms with this article. I’m not telling anyone what to do. This is only my belief, such as so many others have made readily available on this satirical website.
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I must say, very interesting and well-written. You do believe you’re a witch, like a Wiccan or another type?
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I don’t know enough to say Wiccan or what, I’m still learning.
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An incredible testament to the mental instability of the truly deranged. Bravo!
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Thank you.
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Do they medicate you in prison?
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Dunno. As I said, I’m not locked up. Probably should be, but I’m not.
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“What I do is study the elements for changes in the lifestream around me and those I love. For example, recently my fiancé’s so-called “friends” have clouded her mind with lies and poisons that she can’t see. I use the elements to clear her head so that she can be reminded of her reality. Why mention this? Because it is my reality that the elements may indeed do as I ask.”
Sounds like brain washing to me.
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Maybe just the spin cycle here.
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Yeah, she is brainwashed. She went in to college way, way too early. She’s been exposed to the parties and other nonsense that college can have. I can only pray she snaps out of it.
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Parties in college can be good. It nice for regular college people to meet the athletes and mingle with them.
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I regret to say that these are not athletes she parties with. They’re stoners and Lord knows what else. Otherwise, yes, I agree. And an occasional party is good for the soul. But every other day?
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This is the Article that took over a Month to write? I was expecting an “Opus” with pictures. I guess we can’t expect much from Lesbian Vampires though. Good work between “scissoring your girlfriend and draining blood from an unsuspecting victim”.
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Well, I’m not sure how to add pictures in the article, as I’m not that great with scripting. And I wish I could even talk to my girlfriend now, let alone anything else. And draining blood? My teeth aren’t anywhere near that sharp.
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Was this translated from another language?
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No. Why do you ask?
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i see why your a lesbian by the way, no man would want to sleep with that.
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One has, but I regret it. Being a call girl doesn’t suit me. Men want to, I see it in their eyes, but I don’t want it.
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I think that look might be as james said, them eying you to see if your a boy or girl. Its curiosity, not desire.
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You can’t see it in that picture, but I have rather large breasts. I hate them, but they’re there. Those are what they stare at.
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You are a girl?
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wasnt it obvius august…
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Physically, yes.
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Looks like a pretty good article.
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*claps* You’re a witch?! O.O That’s kind of something you tell your friends…
Anyways, I loved it! Too true! I’m putting this on Facebook.
Aaaaand, don’t worry about me judging you for being a witch, cause I am, too.
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lol what losers. God i love it. “im a witch” “yea well im a sai vampire” rofl, fuckin dorks.
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Look, guys. A troll.
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I don’t worry about anyone judging me (Seen my profile pic lately? Ha)
And I figured you were by your profile picture. Glad you liked it. I hope they share it on facebook and twitter. I want to see what the other conservatives have to say. I used facts in this one, so this should be fun.
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you mean facts like “Call me crazy, because I probably am” thats the only good fact you have in the article. These others are priceless though, “have clouded her mind with lies and poisons that she can’t see. I use the elements to clear her head so that she can be reminded of her reality”. hah! Low intelligence and homosexuality seem to go hand in hand. Pretty much everything you said is just your imagination gone wild. There is no proof of anything in this article other than your a moron. Good day young lad.
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What is reality but what our imagination makes it? That is the point of my article. Well done, dear troll, you found it.
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To be honest, I don’t think that this world is real. I think it is one elaborate dream.
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No, reality is pretty much the laws of physics and matter, perception is how your veiw can change. but that in itself does not change reality. Perception may cause reality in quantum mechanics, but not in your retarded explanation of elements as witch forces and extra appendages -.- i wasnt intentionally trolling, your just fucking dumb
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Hey, James! Wanna know something? Come hither. *whispers* I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.
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James, I see that you’re one of those people who have a pretty closed mind. Laws of nature exist because people know they are. That is their reality. Once we bypass the blocks that our conditioning has firmly planted, then we can see the world for what it is. Humans are absolutely amazing creatures, we just either intentionally or unintentionally block ourselves off from what we can really do.
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well written.
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Thank you
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This is crazy im a witch too!!!! well technically im a warlock, second class. I read these articles for kicks but thats insane theres 2 of my kind on here!
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There’s actually… Let’s see, me, Ren, Shannon, Bianco… The only ones who have admitted it that I’ve seen. The last two never get on anymore.
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Awesome! We’re everywhere, it just takes a special sense to realize it.
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Yea, once i knew what i was i pretty much raided the book store and got all the twilights, harry potter’s ect. Copy of the necrinomicon. Watched the wizard of oz ALOT! Its a good lifestyle people just dont get us. Were not hurting anyone
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You gathered your information from… Twilight? And Harry Potter? And Wizard of Oz? Wow. Forgive me if I insulted you, but… Seriously?
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Twilight, Harry Potter, and the Wizard of Oz aren’t exactly good representations of magick. The Necronomicon is a good idea, but it’s driven some people insane reading it.
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Exactly. It scares me, which is why I haven’t went near it. Mystic, I think you need to do some real digging into magick. Like Ren said, the Necronomicon is a good idea, if you can handle it, ut your other resources aren’t good representations nor good resources for information on magick.
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I believe that the copy I have is just the story of the man, rather than the spellbook. I’m not sure yet.
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Which “elements” do you use on your lesbian dingo princess? Hopefully fire
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Lesbian… dingo… princess? What?
Earth to anchor her to the truth. Air to clear the fog of lies. Fire to reignite the passion that we share. Water to cleanse the foul taint that these people have covered her with. Spirit (or ether) to free her soul from their webs.
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Is water itself enough to cleanse the taint?
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Not to cleanse the whole. I can answer that one.
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Good question Nick!
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Actually, it is. It’s a perfectly normal question. It wouldn’t bother me if… it… wasn’t making fun
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Thanks! Maybe they can provide a video to familiarize us with the procedure ?
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You want us to record a cleansing ritual?
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No. If you knew her like I did, you’d know just how much these people have corrupted her. By nature, she is a curious, social, loving, and dedicated young woman. She would never, ever, say anything like she didn’t have time for love. That’s not her at all. Even the elements will need help healing this warp.
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Popcorn to unleash the kernels of truth.
Salt to taste.
Biday to clean the taint, and the whole
And booze, so this all makes sense.
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Go back to 4chan.
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go back… to the future!
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Ha, now that was funny.
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Great article, I’m surprised they let you post it since most of the stuff on here is mad and hateful.
Its lovely too see a normal take on life.
I’ll be honest though I believe in witchcraft as much as I believe in god. But whatever makes you happy.=]
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Thanks! And I had a feeling they’d post it, it’s not hateful, like many articles that many people would like to post. There’s a moderation phase, and I supposed it’s to block all the, “I’M GONNA KILL YOU YOU (insert long string of needless curses here)!!!!!!!!11111″
I respect your beliefs as much as I respect everyone else’s and I appreciate you doing the same. I’m still surprised no one’s mentioned burning me. Now that I’ve mentioned it, they’re going to start.
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I find it funny that they call you crazy and unintelligent, when the let an invisible man in the sky rule there lives =p good article though
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Thank you, Zombie Jesus (I’ve wanted to say that for a long time XD). And at least I know how to use grammar and, of all things, spell check.
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Great Article.
I believe the world, as well as reality, is whatever you want it to be. You can question everything, but you shouldn’t waste your time trying to figure out the meaning of everything. I really don’t believe in religion. You shouldn’t have something that you must follow. I’ve looked into other religions, and have chosen what I feel is right for me, and I think everyone should do the same. If you are close-minded you can affect other people, not only yourself. I recently learned about my Great-Aunt Elena. My family shunned her for being a witch. The only reason I learned about her was because I found my Great-Grandmother’s obituary. I only hope that someday I get the chance to meet her. I will have a hard time finding her, because no one knows where she could be.
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I wish you the best of luck finding her. I hope things work out between you two. There are services you can use to find her online for a small fee, if you’re interested.
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I just hope she isn’t dead. I won’t even be able to start looking for her until I’m 18, so I’ll have to wait 5 years.
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Poor practice to start multiple paragraphs with the same opening word.
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Even though the word is the subject? Perhaps I could have adjusted my sentence structure, but it wasn’t every paragraph.
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I believe I used the word “multiple”, not “every”.
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I know that. I’m saying that, yes, I used it on multiple paragraphs, but at least I didn’t use them on every one.
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