After daying a rotten thug named Chris Brown, the beautiful tropical songstress Rihanna has finally taken our advice and found her a good, proper man to protect her and love her. Rihanna’s new man is named Dudley O’Shaughnessy (Dudley O’Shaugnessy). From that name you can tell he’s a good Catholic and though it’s not 100% great as let us say a Southern Baptist, it is not too shabby.
I can only wish Chris Brown would try to put up his dukes to Rhianna now, because he’d get whooped up like a fluffed batch of chocolate pudding. Any man who hits a woman the way Chris Brown did does not deserve to be famous! If it were President Bush who did that to Laura Bush, all you bonehead liberals would call for him to be impeached but you still put the Brown Man on a pedestal? Hypocrite!
At any way, I wish Rihanna all the best luck with Mr. Dudley O’Shaughnessy.