Scandalous! My Little Pony wants to turn your Men into women!
My Little Pony is a hideous monster that wants to transform your Sons into transsexual “women”. My Little Pony is a television show about rainbow horses. These horses are rainbow because that is the color of the homogay agenda. Four of the main horses are transsexual Males and the big communist totalitarian white stallion has to deal with accepting her transsexual Male “sister”.
Twilight Sprinkle is the leader of the transsexuals and their two fangirls. Twilight is mean and rude and obnoxious and atheist and introverted and is my least favorite character. Twilight is purple because that is the color of feminine Men and he is a feminine Man who things he is a woman. Twilight is named Twilight because he has bad taste in books, and his surname is Sprinkle because he sprinkles his evil transsexuality throughout the land. Twilight Sprinkle is the Frank-n-Furter of My Little Pony.
Spike is Twilight’s homosexual lover.
Apple Jack is My Little Pony’s tribute to Brokeback Mountain. Apple Jack is a cowboy transsexual who farms apples and is a salesman. Apple Jack has many Brothers and sisters who are also apple farmers and salesmen, but Apple Jack is the only transsexual. But his Family is a Good tight-knit Christian farm Family, with the only flaw being that they accept Apple Jack’s transsexuality. Apple Jack would be a respectable, True American if he were not a transsexual, but we can’t always get what we want.
Pinkie Pi is one of two real women horses. Pinkie Pi is one of my favorite horses because she understands her true sexual identity. Pinkie Pi is pink and bakes cupcakes, representing that she understands her place in life. Pinkie Pi would be my favorite except that she is too loud, and a women should be seen and not heard.
Rainbow Dash is very scary. He is a very athletic Male horse who thinks he is a woman, except that he is very Masculine. He is called Rainbow Dash because when he sodomizes you he ejects the rainbow homogay agenda with each breath, pressuring you to join his illegitemate lifestyle. He is one of the most frightening horses because of his physical power and evil psychologically traumatizing hypnotism. Rainbow Dash is a predator.
Rarity is the only transsexual horse who could remotely seem like a woman. He is a very effeminate horse and acts like a traditional woman, except for his Male identity. He has a low, lisping, effeminate voice that frankly scares me to death. Rarity wears lots of makeup and he is a drag queen.
Rarity is like the homogay character Kurt on the sodomizing show GLEE. Beware.
Fluttershy is my favorite horse. She is actually a woman and is very traditionally feminine. She is quiet and submissive and does not act like a Man. Fluttershy is the perfect woman and I would want to marry her. Fluttershy is Jesus in disguise.
Stop your children from watching this show! It is sinful and the creators are PURE EVIL. I suggest watching the only wholesome children’s show on television nowadays: VEGGIE TALES!!!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
11:37 am
You must have been hired on while I was in Africa as I have not read your work before. But I just very much enjoyed your article. I will make sure to keep the grand kids away from this filth when they are over.
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5:16 pm
Hey, old person.
Get buried already. Your generation is that of intolerance, hatred, racism, and every other sin in the bible.
The young generation of the forgiving will trample over you, and remove your filth from our world.
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9:00 pm
Somebody has to start a SLOW CLAP
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9:17 pm
That sure isn’t love and tolerance
what you just said.
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9:27 pm
…seriously? Pretty much everypony not actively supporting their side is insulting them, but are you really telling an elderly woman to go die? This might be the first time she heard about My Little Pony, and you are going to tell a misinformed senior to DIE? What the fuck is wrong with you? You just defeating your own side if you start saying things like that! We’re trying to show the show is about toleration, and you’re telling an old lady to die. Congratulations.
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9:29 pm
Wait, fuck that, she’s openly insulting people for watching the show and she’s implied that she visits the site regularly. What you said was still pretty harsh, though.
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10:24 pm
we extend hoofs to inform them of the real truth but they have never listened ticks most ponys off
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2:56 am
she is a Fake old lady just saying
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11:29 am
also her username she uses is a reference to scietology the xenu part
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9:32 pm
what the fuck is wrong with u
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5:06 pm
yeah! toleration!
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9:20 pm
Oh fantastic, I thought I’d never find you.
When is the next book burning?
My children are starting to think again.
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9:36 pm
It’s not filth, it says nothing about being gay,
even though there isn’t really thing wrong with that.
But it teaches great moral values, and is pretty funny
too.
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7:04 am
heres someone with common sense
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11:39 pm
JESUS CHRIST IF I AM A BRONIE I SHALL NOW HAIL SATEN
PRAISE HIM PRAISE HIM
bitch, im 20% cooler
have you ordered a coffin yet?
your racist, sexist, prejudice bullshit is over old woman.
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9:08 pm
You see? This program is turning the young’ uns to the devil’s hand!
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9:41 pm
Did you just stop reading two lines in?
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9:32 pm
shut the fuck up holy shit
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12:03 am
really, your are so typical. just because we like something you don’t find “suitable”.
I am a BRONY. and i am proud of it. i don’t let others, like you, or anyone else tell me that what is acceptable and unacceptable to like.
i am a strong christian. i believe god loves all his children, you on the other hand, are a selfish bastard. god says love thy neighbor as thy love thyself. so why do you, among many, INSIST on FORCING you beliefs on others. why do you try to take away others rights by saying “its okay to have you own opinions and beliefs, but they’re wrong and i’m going to save you by forcing you to believe in what i do.”
YOU people are the reasons people HATE christian’s.
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5:04 pm
I’m a Christan and this website does all Christians a disservice. Frankly,this website is a travesty… fuck all of you for making a mockery of the true christian faith. I would not care if you mocked it but for the sake that some people will believe that it is true. Which is probably the point…psychopathic assholes.
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12:42 pm
Dear Mrs. Susan Xenu,
I would like to inform you that I have over time found out that the extreme fear of homosexuals, also known as homophobia is a manifestation of repressed homosexual tension. As such, I think it is duly noted that you should speak to your professional adviser regarding this fear and have them help you overcome said fear as being so far in the closet that you walked past narnia is not good for anyone.
Best regards,
Dr. C. F. degree of b.s.
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12:04 am
Dear all, I am an avid brony and I am also a future youth pastor, there is nothing wrong with the show all it teaches about is friendship and by the way raritys dialect it is supposed to be like an upper english clash, and this is just saying it is ok to be different when it comes to what you like, the situation with princess celestria and luna, is simple, she had to stop her sister from trying to ruin lives for others, so she sent her away yes, but she came back after a redemtion episode and this shows the love of Christ, we messed up in our life, we turned our backs on Him, but he allows us to come back he allows us redeemtion, a key Christian Principal, so what has been claimed to be transsexualism is actually redemtion and embaracing differences, there are several other flaws to this article too I will not point out, but how can you even know what it is about if you dont watch it yourself, are you going to let someone tell you what to think, or are you going to think and develop your opinion for yourself?
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10:51 pm
Ma’am with all due respect, get your head out of your intolerant ass. This show is entirely child friendly and teaches valuable lessons that your grandchildren would learn at sunday regardless as well as within the veggie tales series. Grow a mind of you own.
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4:48 am
Face it, Your generation grew up knowing nothing but roles. What was america made for? FREEDOM! You can control the lives of others and hat does that make you? A hypocritical moron to your OWN FUCKING COUNTRY! If this country is fucking as free as we claim it to be, Back the hell away from people and let them live their own lives! You people blow these shows out of proportion. No wonder the world has problems because you people have no respect for the choices of others or the Independence of the individuals themselves.
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1:05 pm
Ms. Xenu, I beg of you, don’t listen to this person. Not only is there multiple spelling errors in this article, which is usually a good indication that it isn’t a credible source of information, but he has a lot of personal opinions in this. In fact, it’s all personal opinions. I’ve seen the show, and it’s a good, wholesome show about friendship and good morals. All of the ponies are FEMALE. Not transsexuals. Before accepting this person’s opinions and flat out lies, I would suggest you view an episode yourself. This is a tv show that caters more towards little girls than little boys. So why it would be wanting to “turn your men into women” I have no idea.
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4:20 pm
ma’am your ignorance and lack of knowlegde amazes me, this woman right here who believes a show with fucking ponies is the new NWO shield trying to brainwash you and scam you for your money, anyone who really thinks this hard about a show and yet acts so ignorant has to be among the lines of christain weston chandler, now he’s a man you should write a full article about and say him and his furfaggotry is what’s making him going to hell, ma’am i can assure you jesus christ loves everyone, even bronies, homosexuals, and “furries” he may frown upon homosexuality and furries, but god thinking it’s evil for a guy to watch a show titled “my little pony”? if you read somewhere god hates these traits and wants you to burn, i pity you, and Fred Phelps (another man you should write an article about and wish he burns as well) how do we know you guys aren’t writing this article for the money as well? you know that’s what it’s all about, that and the show is a hot topic and very popular, if ever person on earth started watching “dora the explorer” and made it even more popular than it already is with children, you “journalist” be all over the topic like flies on sugar, but since it isn’t, “pssst nothing special here, just a crap show with minorities” (judging by how insulting you are, you’d probably say that) if you actually did your research you would know the show got popular because of people like you calling it “the new wave of a dark future for our children” and a site with an actual brain calling that person out, and the site thought they should watch it to see if it’s really “dark and evil” the show was created by a vetern of many other famous cartoons, so she had a pretty big fanbase already, so her fans heard she was doing this cartoon, which sparked the fanbase to start, and the original fanbase spreading it to other poeple, of course it being titled “my little pony” a lot of people were skeptical, but still gave it a shot and liked it, i can say i am a regular male with a stedy paying job and good friends and a loving family, my parents are very religious and are close to god and they find nothing wrong this with show or me and my younger brother wathcing it, they even grew to enjoy it and found it moe value and entertaining then some boring crap like the veggietale, which i believe is quaker-porpaganda fueled to make your child believe veggiable can actually talk and be close to god and live in houses, see how farfetched i made it sound? thats what your trying to do with this show, but it won’t work because this has an actual fanbase and were not being forced to watch it in sunday school, the show is nothing more than cute ponies, and moral values on teaching your young kid how to make friends and be respectful to other humans as well and how to not end up like quacks like you, ma’am, all i can hope for is that your grand kids watch this and actually learn something from ponies more than their ignorant grandmother who acts like a complete hypocrite, as a peaceful man, i wish to not say anything more harsh and only hope you come to your sense and stop asking for attention from the wrong crowd,
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4:27 pm
“fluttershy is my favorite, she acts womenly and nice”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBKQOAdr2BU
to bad you haven’t heard of “flutterbitch”
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7:33 am
Don’t show her that.
It will only get her to equate Discord to Satan.
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4:28 pm
another thing, if you guys hate these ponies so much, why would you sponser ads of pony games?
hypocritcal, money-hungery, jews much?
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7:14 pm
wait i just realized, your last name is XENU, as in the great ruler in space that scientologist worship, you are a fake! THIS ARTICLE IS A FAKE, AND YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY! damn scientologist…
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1:44 am
I think that you dishonorable hatred of this wonderful show is stupid. All of you radical Christians, Islamists, and Zionists are the reason why this world can not find peace. This website, along with Islamist and Zionist websites, will continue to spew lies and hatefulness toward each other. However, there will one day be another Renaissance, and you and your sick hatred will be torn down and threaded on. In my opinion, Friendship is Magic is one of the best things that has happened to this world. And sadly, it seems that you and the other Christian conservatives on this site don’t know what friendship is.
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11:43 am
Now there is a group of My Little Pony addicts who call themselves bronies. Have you seen this?
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4:11 pm
Are they like furries?
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10:26 pm
eh only if you belive the like 5% that make the corrupted stuff define the entire collection of us
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8:51 pm
Every time I look into the mirror
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4:28 pm
I love you.
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9:16 pm
Where have you been in the past 6 months?
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2:41 am
hes been sticking his head up his ass
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9:24 pm
Me my friend and his girlfriend love the show, so I guess that makes us Bronies.
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12:04 am
really, your are so typical. just because we like something you don’t find “suitable”.
I am a BRONY. and i am proud of it. i don’t let others, like you, or anyone else tell me that what is acceptable and unacceptable to like.
i am a strong christian. i believe god loves all his children, you on the other hoof, are a selfish bastard. god says love thy neighbor as thy love thyself. so why do you, among many, INSIST on FORCING you beliefs on others. why do you try to take away others rights by saying “its okay to have you own opinions and beliefs, but they’re wrong and i’m going to save you by forcing you to believe in what i do.”
YOU ponies are the reasons ponies HATE christian’s.
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3:58 am
I am one! Love the show, love the characters,
love the story. It’ a great show that
teaches love and tolerance, which you guys REALLY
need to learn if you ask me.
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11:05 am
Bronies are essentially fans of the show that enjoy watching it for the art, the moral lessons it teaches, the story or the character arcs.
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12:06 pm
My girlfriend has no problem with me watching this show. Y’all mad?
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12:13 pm
she will be glad that you will be able to help her with her makeup and pick out a pair of shoes. She will go from being your girlfriend to your fag hag if you continue watching this show.
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8:55 pm
theres nothing wrong with watching a show that teaches you morals and seriously i just really you think… you people are mad just insane…..
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9:34 pm
Pasiusquotom? Is that you!?!?
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9:15 pm
This is why a lot of people hate Christians.
I hope you never had children.
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9:38 pm
Jesus fuck!
Why is everypony being so harsh.
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10:27 pm
Have you seen the way they treat everypony else?
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2:21 pm
D’aww. You mad, you old bat? Or are you just senile? Did they stop giving you your meds, mom-mom? Get back in your room.
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5:32 pm
theres nothing wrong with homosexuality, love is just love, no matter who the two people it is between are. and reserch has shown that people are born gay, so obviously god wanted them to be gay
no, i am not gay myself
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11:13 am
Susan, if I remember correctly, you wrote an article about how it is wrong for old women to have short hair, yet here you are. Your profile picture shows that you have relatively short hair.
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10:55 pm
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOUR PROBABLY SOME FAT MIDDLE CLASS WHITE MAN LIVING IN HIS PARENTS HOME WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SPEW HIS STUPIDITY ON THE INTERNET. BECAUSE NO WOMEN WILL MARRY HIM
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6:23 pm
shut up you old fart and look around you, its 2011 (oh im sorry did you still think we were in the 30′s?) heres an update, were allowed to drink booze now, black people are able to go to school with white people, the tv(or what you call the scary devil picture box)was created, a black man is the president now, and now you fart dust. so do me a favor before you kick the bucket, and learn to love and tolerate like these ponys taught me and all of my friends
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11:59 pm
HATH THOU NO MANNERS!!
This show is about friendship that teaches people messages and morals that you old bats would’nt understand!
Yes, this show’s targeted demographic is young, female child but is the fact that men watch it really that bad?
I, myself, know many ‘bronies’ and none of them homosexuel in anyway! we love the show!
I am a girl and am much closer the the demographic then most but many would still argue that i am far to old to be watching a show like My Little Pony.
Another thing: I am a girl who enjoys many shows that are ‘supposed’ to be watched by men. does this make me a lesbian?! I think not!!
just because we like a TV show that wasnt designed for us, doesnt make us homosexual!
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12:48 pm
what a Bunch of weirdo you are
seriously none of you watched the show because is about friendship love and compassion something that you Lack of
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3:10 pm
The show is sick, you freak. There are groups of men who gather and have my little pony romping parties. You know who those men are?
The very kids this show ‘entertained’ in the 80s. The show leads directly to homosexuality.
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8:59 pm
1) Nearly all males Hate g1-3 of My Little Pony
2) Friendship Is magic is created by Lauren Faust, who also Created Fosters home for Imaineary friends, and The Iron Giant
So get your facts straight
That shows for children and their families, not one gender
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12:19 am
Ok… well i watch the show.. its a good show.. im still straight, love women, love having sex with women, never ever thought bout a relationship with a man, oh and did i mention the sex with WOMEN, im not gay…
and well i think this whole site is a joke and you all are so intolerant that you really should just die in some hole somewhere… i mean common really? is everything i possibly do on a daily basis going to turn me gay? like should i sit in my room and never leave to stay straight… or will that turn me gay too?
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1:55 pm
I’m not even going to comment on the ludicrous accusations you have called upon this innocent kids show, but I will say that for someone as “knowledgable” as you are, you should be able to write at a level beyond what is expected from a 6th grader.
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2:51 pm
This isn’t real right? Its one of those mock-kookie Jesus sites right?
…right?
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3:12 pm
Yes
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3:37 pm
Keep your atheist homo skepticism away from our godly site, heathen! Praise Our Lord of masculinity and capitalism, Jesus Christ!
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4:36 pm
No.
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9:11 pm
Jesus is laughing his ass off, I bet.
I love gays, science, girly men, and socialism.
u mad.
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3:01 am
Jesus was not even in favor of any capitalism whatsover as for masculinity well that speak for itself …
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7:43 pm
If there is a god, I’m sure he would frown upon you spreading hatred, ignorance and intolerance in his name.
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6:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M
oh wally, you faggot.
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9:24 am
i hope so
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3:08 pm
I’m sorry Tom, but everything on this site is completely legit. But then you wouldn’t be able to tell since you are just a boulder.
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3:48 pm
It took me a moment to realise you weren’t actually insulting him xDD
*brohoof*
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12:21 am
whoa shit… if this is legit like you say, this is the reason im not religious and i entertain myself by laughing my ass off to sites like this… your such a joke
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3:02 am
actually its not “legit” I found msot of their article on cartoon like south park family guy and american dad
most of these article are based on these cartoon
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3:47 pm
You know what MLP has taught me? To love and tolerate, and if you can’t go look past the fact it’s ponies. Well goddamn it! You’re a bunch of shallow minded people.
But you must be right, I mean men definitely can’t like ponies, and women definitely can’t like sport. They must all be lesbians, sport is just for men right?
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4:01 pm
Oh no, animated cartoon ponies are going to turn me gay, oh whatever will I do?! In all seriousness, you are full of shit. By the way, as a straight male I have lots of gay and lesbian friends, and I also have a girlfriend, they haven’t turned me gay and you know what? I’m gonna go to heaven for loving and respecting the way that they are. Everyone who hates, whether it be hate against evil or good (which apparently you are hating against good) will go to hell.
P.S. No amount of god can teach you how to write.
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9:04 pm
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Satan, but you had your chance at Heaven and kinda blew it. Anyway, isn’t it better to rule in Hell?
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9:35 pm
Hell>Heaven
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9:43 pm
btw im agnostic also posted as scootaloo and you are all a bunch of ignorant ass holes that dont know shit about your religion and this is the reason why everyone else hates Christians
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6:47 pm
Satan doesn’t rule in hell. He is imprisoned there like almost everyone else down there.
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7:40 am
From what I heard, he is the ruler down there, and if you “reject God, the father” and end up down in hell with him, he will sodomise you…
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4:24 pm
Haha, i lol’d.
Unproven, absurd article – last time, when I saw a similar thing, it was an article on marasmic communistic blog.
Guys, you made my day, srsly.
Nice joke.
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4:27 pm
I know the homosexuals on reddit love My Little Ponies
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4:37 pm
And whaaat?
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5:00 pm
Its big on the gay google + too.
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8:56 pm
Yeah Reddit is full of fags
FJ is where it’s at
More specificly, the Pony thread On it
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9:32 pm
Username? mine’s mylilponyrocks.
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10:54 pm
totally sending you a friend request
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7:54 pm
It’s me
rbpwn…
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9:05 pm
Oh no, not homos!
inb4 Yes, I am gay.
ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!
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4:02 am
Yep, they are fags, FJ is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY
better. And you’re not a fag if you like something different.
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6:55 pm
“I KNOW HOMOS ON DA REDDIT LIKE PONIEZ”
christwire is on reddit and sponsers reddit.
nice one tysonbowersIII, nice way to jew out more money and attention, hypocrite, i hope you assholes burn in hell, better have a good reason your doing this shit when you come face to face with god, christwire, fucking hypocrites, you all are hypocritical attention whores, nice way to expliot a religion.
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4:35 pm
Such ignorance. God loves all things, or have none of you ever picked up and read the bible?
You are not intelligent enough to even flawlessly interrupt his messages, yet you create such hatred and discrete over the internet.
Westboro Baptist Church would be proud of you.
If you consider that a compliment, then we all know how incredibly simpleminded you are.
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5:13 pm
“yet you create such hatred and deceit over the internet.”
Typo.
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4:43 pm
Obviously you have never watched this show. I watch it when I babysit my cousin. It’s about caring and sharing. It’s about respecting others.
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4:48 pm
A couple of really good Christian, and moral, values that kids these days don’t seem to learn from their parents.
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4:56 pm
parent’s are idiots these days.
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3:06 am
its why when something bad happen like a shoot out in a school we blame video game but not Bad parenting
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7:12 pm
YA GOTTA SHAAAAAREEE TA GOTTAAA CAAAAAAAARREEEEEEE
that was a pinkie pie reference, those of you that didn’t catch that. yes i am agirl. no, i am not 7. I am in high school, my brother and i both love the show. by the way, this article is fake.
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4:44 pm
You people are batshit insane. The show is about learning to love people and tolerate whoever it may be, aside from their differences. I’m atheist, have a girlfriend, think you are all crazy, and watch this show every saturday. Umad?
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5:42 pm
I lol’d. You humans are funny.
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6:07 pm
Insulting MLP? On the Internet?
Being a brony, I can say that this is very nearly all false. Also, MLP is one of the very few shows that listens to the fans.
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10:31 pm
yes best example of this being derpy
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8:19 pm
DON’T LISTEN TO THIS MAN! HE’S ONE OF THEM!!! THIS GUY SAID HE WOULD SLEEP WITH A HORSE!!!
I’m sorry but our lord and savior cannot accept beastial loving sinner freaks into his great and powerful land!!!
Hot debate. What do you think?
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8:54 pm
So…Since we like a show with animals in it, and you like a book where A guy dies, you must be into Necrophillia
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2:01 pm
Well he does say he wants Fluttershy to be his wife. He also says she is Jesus in disguise, so you can make your own assumptions about that.
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12:05 am
Guys, he used Great and Powerful in his sentence. He watched it too. He is clearly joking.
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8:07 am
Obviously he’s talking about Trixie!
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7:22 pm
YOUR FUCKING DELUSIONAL! WHERE DOES HE SAY THAT SHIT? oh wait, HE SAYS IT IN YOUR SICK HEAD TYLER DURDEN! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE THINKING ABOUT MEN HAVING SEX WITH HORSES YOU SICK FUCK! STOP SHOVING YOUR PONY PORN ON THE TRUE FANS OF THIS SHOW YOU FUCKING CHRISTFAG.
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4:48 pm
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
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9:42 am
Did somepony say “great and powerful?” Behold, for there is nopony more magical, more incredible, or more powerful than I, the Grrreat and Powerful Trrrixie!
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8:37 pm
Rules of pony
1) Love and tolerance at all times
Thumb down anyone breaking these rules. Do your part to police the pony
u mad christian fags?
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8:26 pm
They’re not really christian I hope you know, nor are all Christians junior British boys.
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8:53 pm
OH GOD
THE STUPID
IT BURNS
Seriously
GTFO And take your fail with you
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9:00 pm
I know, right? I keep telling them that they fail at everything, but they cant realize it.
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9:02 pm
Are you pro or Anti Pony?
Not quite sure I pick up your waves here
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9:11 pm
I am anti-Christwire for the most part. I am not anti-ponies, per-se, but I am not really pro either. I am just here to cause chaos mostly.
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10:42 pm
haahahahahaha, same
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3:09 am
Most of us didnt watched the show neither while I heard of it I think its a Good show for children and adult a like to actually relearn what we “missed”
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9:01 pm
LOL
GOD FORBID A SHOW TURNS ME INTO THE OPPOSITE SEX
Wait
NOPE MY PENIS IS STILL THERE
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9:09 pm
1. Twilight Sparkle, not sprinkle
2. Pie is spelled with an “E”
3. Where the hell is the idea of them being transexuals coming from?
4. You claim to love everyone, but you say “Pinkie Pi would be my favorite except that she is too loud, and a women should be seen and not heard.” and ” Apple Jack would be a respectable, True American if he were not a transsexual, but we can’t always get what we want.”
5. Seriously? Hypnotism? You’re seriously going with “she’s evil because of HYPNOTISM? You might as well have said “She’s evil because my liver said so.”
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9:20 pm
I’m just going to repeat what everyone else has been saying.
You are all a bunch of ignorant, and intolerant people who are hypocrites because you literally PREACH that you should be loving, and how god loves everyone. But then go around posting and saying shit like this. You obviously don’t know anything about real values and morals.
Please, for the love of god, stay the fuck off the internet.
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9:20 pm
Westboro Baptist Church, I presume? Don’t you have some funeral to protest because you have nothing else to do?
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2:49 am
i believe these are the same people that when harry potter first came out they bought all the books in every bookstore around an area and burnt thwm
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9:21 pm
So I heard you liked getting all the facts wrong and being completely intolerant to:
Gays
Women
Kids
Bronies
& I would assume more…
Just leave the internet, never come back & stop spreading your crap. You call yourself a christian, how about you see God as a respectable entity rather than an asshole… thanks for bashing your own religion.
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9:21 pm
I just…don’t know what the fuck to say here. First there’s these fake christian psychos forcing hate onto a show that is actually pretty good, and then telling an old woman to die. You people are fucking sick.
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3:11 am
she is not a real old woman …. the picture first is taken from a elderly age association
as for the name well You can always check the american civilian database surley somewhere you can “find” her name
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9:30 pm
I just saw a suggestion on your site that said “Gays create new gay sex toy”… wat
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9:33 pm
im a philly and what is this?
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9:37 pm
I’ve watched all the episodes, hung out with bronies, and spent time with the brony community on the internet and there are few things I have learned.
They are the only people I would give my life to save, they are kind, generous, loving, caring, charming, funny, smart, tolerant and over all awesome people. In how they act twords others they are possibly the closes thing to a christian is supposed before Jesus himself.
I don’t know who you are, where you got your “Facts” or how low your IQ is but before you go out of your way to spout random bullshit about a kids TV show make sure that you bullshit makes sense.
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9:52 pm
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10:34 pm
you forgot that we also can bounce back from anything twice as strong as before *cough cough*
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9:37 pm
Needs more pony in here.
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9:44 pm
“I’m so Christian both of my names are holy. My profile picture is a heart because I love everyone.”
About as holy as the turds I leave in the toilet.
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9:48 pm
I would marry Fluttershy?
Who’s taking it too far now? You are.
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10:13 pm
How are they transsexuals? They’re all women except for
spike retard!
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10:43 pm
About The Author
I’m so Christian both of my names are holy. My profile picture is a heart because I love everyone.
ok then, I’ve seen a lot of people named Christopher that were: hindu, pagan, deistic, atheist, and agnostic
I know a satanist who’s last name is Christenson
my profile pic is a heart cause I love everybody
: you made fun of gays, transexuals, communists,athiests, people who are blunt,feminine men (even if they’re not gay or transexual), loud women,predators, athletic males that think they are female, people who are persuasive, drag queens, kurt from glee, glee, the creators of mlp:FiM, children who watch it, parents who watch it, parents who let their kids whatch it
and after all that you said you would marry one of the horses
also I see many grammatical errors
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10:44 pm
And you wonder why atheists hate us.
I see this is the same site that thrashed portal 2.
You guys make Faux news legit. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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10:48 pm
i dont hate christians i just hate the extremists like these guys
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11:11 pm
I don’t hate you, just retarded christians that think they are god’s gift like the guy that posted here make the average christian population seem retarded
this is coming from an athiest who used to be full blown christian
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2:51 pm
Just letting you know, this entire site is actually a joke. Hell, I even read somewhere that the staff is all atheists but that wasn’t a source I’m sure of.
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10:50 pm
Well this was interesting. As a christian myself I am shocked to find such a wonderful show being destroyed by a bunch of intolerant worthless sacks of shit. So maybe to some of us in the world the show appears evil, and to others it is a dream come true. I believe that noone aside from the Lord god himself is able to judge one’s interests and character as good or evil. But alas there will always be those few that think themselves better in his eyes for condeming a childs show. So let them, their words mean as little to him as they do to us, the final judgement will decide the good and the evil, not a bunch of old rotting corpses stalking the internet. If the haters gonna hate, just let em.
Been a christian since birth, a soldier since I left home, and a Brony for life
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10:55 pm
COme now, we aren’t evil
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10:59 pm
ready my fellow bronies?
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4:37 pm
Ready!
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5:55 pm
hmmm… didn’t post.
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8:43 pm
dey removed it :O
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11:10 pm
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11:13 pm
Smile pretty for your favorite pony
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11:16 pm
MFW these dumbasses:
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11:16 pm
http://i.imgur.com/6NlYN.gif
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11:19 pm
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11:20 pm
I do kind to others in need
not based off of to make it so god will deem me worthy (In my oppinion that’s selfish)
not based off of to make others to like me (Don’t believe they will remember me and this is selfish)
I do it cause I want people to not end up like me
I do not go bad on the other reasons to be good (2 stated before mine) I believe they have their own reasons for their acts
then it comes down to people like this christopher who believe that being bad to others will be a good thing for the world
I believe they will not be thanked irl, by higher power, and deep inside himself as he wallows in his pity, he realizes that all he wants to be loved, but he doesn’t know how, so he does the only thing he knows how to do, hate on others that he wants to truly love him
sorry but that’s not the way to go
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11:25 pm
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11:29 pm
…
You know, it probably didn’t help when that Portal 2 story came up in google news… and everywhere.
That never happens with the onion.
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11:37 pm
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11:55 pm
posting pinkamina isnt really helping our cause right now :l
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2:54 am
gets the point across…
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11:54 pm
fellow christians… i am disappoint
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12:05 am
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THIG I HAVE EVER READ!!!
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12:06 am
YES MY BRONY BRETHREN!! WE SHALL RISE!! WE SHALL ALL BECOME GAY. AND TEACH THOSE OF THE FOLLOWING GENERATIONS OF HOMOSEXUALITY!! WITH PRINCESS CELESTIA WE SHALL DESTROY ALL FAKE RELIGION. UNDER HER REGIME WE SHALL SHOW THE WORLD THE TRUE GOD. THE TRUE DEITY THAT BRINGS US THE BEAUTY OF THE SUN AND LIFE!!! NOW RISE ABOVE!! RISE ABOVE! RISE ABOVE!! WE’RE GONNA RISE!!!
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12:17 am
I don’t see the problem here.
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10:02 pm
I’s be willing to bet if these misguided lads were issued a GI-Joe instead of a “Rainbow Bright” as I child, they would not be riding colorful parade floats in their underwear with other men!
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12:21 am
Hello there. As you can see, this article has been spread to the brony, watering holes, metaphorically speaking. Let me start off by saying, yes i am a brony, and i am quite proud of it. Allow me to mold your minds, because obviously there is a miscommunication here.
First of all, where in the world did you get the idea of the cast being “transsexuals”? They are clearly of the female gender. There are even some actual male characters thrown in as well. One in particular is the brother of Applejack, known as Big Macintosh. his job is to plow the fields of their farm. if that is gay, then congratulations, you just called every farmer in the country, i would even say the world, gay.
Secondly, i will make sure i teach my children all the lessons this show has taught me, such as “you should not judge someone by their looks, but by who they are inside” (by the way, i picked that one for a reason).
Third, and finally, as some people have posted already, the bible teaches “Thou shalt love they neighbor as thyself”, which you clearly are not following right now. so you are all currently on a one-way trip to hell.
I hope this clarified any misconceptions about this show, and i would also like to hear any responses you might have to my argument.
Have a nice day.
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1:03 am
Listen, people that that think this,
why, just WHY? Are you that ignorant
and blind. Don’t believe the bronies or
the extremists, just watch the show for
yourself and judge if it is gay/homosex/
transsex/whatever the fuck they’re calling
it, IMO(in my opinion) it teaches GREAT
moral values, but don’t take it from me,
watch it for yourself. This picture is what happens
to a brony when you make fun of them,
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1:49 am
He’s bashing My Little Pony, but he likes Pinkie Pie.
It’s that Escher drawing all over again.
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2:39 am
Muahaha, christfags failed in this thread. just as planned.
Only pony, only love, only HARDCORE^W tolerance!
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2:58 am
true true
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3:02 am
LOL’d i love this site makes nerds to rage and to dumb people to believe. lulz
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9:39 pm
what the writer looks like
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12:33 pm
I have to admit if I had abs and looked like these guys, the ladies in my congregation would probably not fall asleep during my sermons as often.
Praise The Lord!
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11:24 pm
Oh look… We found a another version of Ghost! Fantastic….. [/Sarcasm]
Seriously how is this Lady even in Journalism…. she can’t even get half the names right!
The Haters really need to touch up on their vocabulary…
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12:14 am
I love the fact that you write about girls needing to be kept silent when writing about Pinkie Pie. that my good sir, is totally sexist. And also fuck you Im spiderman
http://funnyjunk.com/user/alphalycan
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1:03 am
LOL @ everybody who took this seriously and/or was offended. I mean were you seriously fooled into thinking this was real? This is clearly a parody of what people think of the show and a parody of what the vocal so-called “christians” and “true americans” act like.
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6:00 am
bahahhahah first i thought this site was fake and just for shits and giggles but when i looked into it this seems like a christian extremist warning site of some sort xD are you fucking kidding me? bashing on the probably most children friendly show of all time? remember. you and everyone of your age grew up watching stuff like tom & Jerry .. the most violent show recorded in history of man and still you bash away on this stuff? geez get a life also this site sucks.., and the funny part is im not even a “brony” i just dont see the point of bashing at a perfectly fine show that teaches our kids to: not be racist, tolerate everyone for their actions and love them (turn the other cheek or something like that) and never to hurt anyone ever and to be good … now im tired of writing.. ABANDON THREAD
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6:02 am
fuck.. pic too big.. heres what i meant to post..
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6:47 pm
There will be no mercy on how FUBAR you’re going to be in the next 20 seconds..
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10:23 am
It’s a cartoon for kids…. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? I can’t even….
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10:52 am
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4:06 pm
“BVB fan uses image post!”
“But it failed!”
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11:13 am
wow, I thought this was a spoof site making fun of how some religious people can be so condemning and hateful… but then to read so many comments and article after article spewing the same hatred. This is insane.
King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
By this shall all men know that you are my disciples, if you have love one to another. ~John 13:35
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11:14 pm
rofl I actually thought they were serous about this at first.
*reads comments*
…OH WHAT
OH
OH GOD
OH MAN
THEY’RE ALL SERIOUS
OH THIS IS TOO MUCH
YOU’RE BEING SERIOUS
LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER
HOLY SHIT THIS HAS FUCKING MADE MY GODDAMN DAY.
THANK YOU INTERNET. MORONS WILL NEVER STOP AMUSING ME. I WILL BE LAUGHING FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
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11:24 pm
“Twilight Sprinkle is the leader of the transsexuals and their two fangirls.”
“Twilight Sprinkle”
SPRINKLE?
*spontaneous combustion*
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11:24 pm
well, this was clearly written by an obvious brony hater butthurt who can’t be happy
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11:39 pm
What kind of drugs are you on to tell other people to stop their kids from watching a carton show.
I never got told to stop The Transformers, Thundercats, He-Man, She-Ra, My Little Pony, Wonder Women and all the other cartoon shows that grew up watching.
Grow a Back bone and take your Bible and burn the damn thing already you dolt. cause you are one sad sad sad sad person that shouldn’t even be talking let alone have their view expressed like this at all.
Next time you want to submit a view think it though first cause you’ll be getting hate mail from every My Little Pony Fan out there including hate mail from the kid’s parents so shut your mouth and go back to the hole you came from you idiot
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12:12 am
Thinking is hard sometimes, but it can be very rewarding.
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4:27 pm
So go do some, civilian! Don’t force actions on others if you can’t perform those actions yourself.
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11:42 pm
*begins reading article*
What.
*Reads some more*
What.
*gets to the part about Rainbow Dash*
WHAT.
This has to be a sick joke of some kind.
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12:06 am
Ok I’ve seen more of the site & I feel silly now. Not going to stop laughing though.
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12:55 am
^^^^The Game, men
You have all lost it.
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3:48 am
Would you people stop sprouting unadulterated crap. You spin spurious theories in your demented minds, and spread them as fact. Either that, or this is your idea of a joke. Either way, stop associating the name of Christ with this bullshit sort of reporting.
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7:13 am
This is either the best joke ever, or one of the most failed haters ever. What makes you presume that 4/6 of them are guys? Have you ever heard of a tomboy? It’s a girl with a boyish attitude. So that means you’re either really sexist, or some undereducated kid, which would explain the bad spelling and the bad pronunciation. Btw this is a kids show, and you’re really gonna try to hate on it with bible language? You already called 4 of the ponies homosexual men like it’s a bad thing. I have seen haters before saying it’s for kids or they really hate the bronies. But let’s face it, at least they have GOOD reasons. But I wouldn’t expect an underaged kid/sexist to understand this. Did you know that 80% of the viewers are men? That means they’re not women! Did you know that only 1 or 2% of them are gay? That means that most of them are straight men! But I’m going to do this the brony way by loving and tolerating and using my favorite word. “YOU FAILED!” but if it’s a joke, haha!
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10:00 am
Jesus Christ!
Are you people soo dumb that think that this show will turn us into women? REALLY?
Yes, it’s a show about horses.
Yes. it’s a show where they teach about TOLERANCE.
Yes, it’s a show where they teach about the good things about FRIENDSHIP
No, they don’t turn people into transexuals or stuff like that.
No, we are not creepy or a lot of anormal people. We got jobs, we got a life that we like to enjoy with our family, friends and the whole world.
However be the person that “write” this must be the most primitive and lonely person over this planet that in an attempt to make some friends it’s trying to destroy the beautiful things of this World.
At the beginning a lot of us the Bronies shared this mentality of “Look, a show for girls… it’s dumb, blah blah blah blah burn it blah blah blah” but we just enjoy the show, why? Because we know that this it’s something that must be watched for everybody and learn a little more about life than just criticize everything.
Also, this must be the most insane joke or the most RETARD article about this show.
To the writer of this: GET A FUCKING LIFE, ASSHOLE!!!
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10:23 am
Umm, wow. Never expected to see SEXISM on this site.
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11:10 am
While I did have a chuckle to parts of how this article was written, it fails to deliver a strong argument or reason as to why the show is a curse amongst human nature. It has received a large amount of positive feedback from adult viewers and even spawned an entirely new community over the Internet.
The majority of adults I’ve seen who also like it have been funny, kind-hearted, intelligent and have cool insights. All this would never have been possible without the talent of the legendary cartoonist, Lauren Faust.
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11:15 am
Yes children, watch this show and follow me. Our transsexual conquest will begin soon. Everyone shall be a transsexual, who also worships me!
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11:25 am
i am a christian and a brony and i have an argument agaisnt the person who wrote this here http://www.facebook.com/groups/274409009258131/
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11:39 am
9/10, would read again.
This article made my day.
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11:54 am
> “My profile picture is a heart because I love everyone.”
> Lies about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to use it to insult both straight and gay individuals alike.
Yeah, you definitely love everyone.
This article is pure gold. Whenever I’m depressed, I read this article and laugh at the garish spelling and grammatical errors, as well as the complete lack of knowledge on the subject the author attempts to discuss.
Basically, I’m just going to love and tolerate the f*** out of the author of this article, because this particular article is certainly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read.
Thank you, Christopher Christenson, for providing such a humorous work of unintentional art. You made my day.
Oh, and this:
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12:24 pm
I am laughing so hard at this
are some people actually taking this seriously?
Wait they are and they’re getting irrationally upset about someones fake opinion on it…let me laugh harder
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12:35 pm
I know. I was on one of the pony forums when I saw a thread about this. I facepalmed so hard.really unfortunate just how defensive some bronies are.
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1:42 pm
So… how about those ponies? Pretty heterosexual, huh? I think so.
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1:55 pm
If you’re going to attack a show you don’t like you could at least have pull more efforted into it.
I mean 4 of the 6 being transgender that’s just lame
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1:59 pm
Seriously. Really, seriously now? You have to be kidding me, let me remind you that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, is just. A. FUCKING. CARTOON. You’re over analyzing it, they are just friggin’ little cartoon horses acting silly for the kiddies, they’re not homosexual, transsexual nor any of that bullshit you claim them to be. You know why? BECAUSE IT’S JUST A FUCKING CARTOON. Men won’t turn into women or become gay, nothing is basically going to happen and you know why? BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING CARTOON. This is just ridiculous, you watch a fucking show about colorful little horses skipping in sunshine and happiness and the first thing you can think of is: “OH yeah, these characters are totally gay and one of them is probably a man, oh the boy dragon is the main characters gay lover. Also the apple pony is a parody of a gay cowboy movie. But Pinkie PIE is cool.”
You sicken me, you truly just fucking sicken me you piece of filth. I can only imagine what kind of childhood you had, and what you thought when you watched morning cartoons. Fucking kill yourself, seriously you’d do the world a huge favor.
Regards, a person who is not amused by your over analyzed bullshit that you rub into people’s faces.
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4:05 pm
exactly the point of my rant. thank you.
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2:07 pm
Y’all realize this is a satirical website, right?
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2:14 pm
wow. this is a joke, right? early April Fools? they are ponies. cute, colorful, FEMALE ponies. and this is why unsaved people think that Christians are nuts! *eyeroll*
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2:26 pm
I don’t know what all the fuss is about and why all of my children are making such cruel, false accusations.
I love this show.
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If any of you seriously believe this, you are full retard. If anything, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic exemplifies the values of Christianity. (Not the values of the church, but the values of the Bible. True Christianity.)
None of the characters are transexual. They were all born female, or male in the case of the males in the show who are in no way feminine.
Twilight Sparkle is a bookish “nerd” who likes to read and isn’t very social, but is very close to her friends.
Spike is a male dragon who’s Twilight’s assistant.
Applejack is a typical southern tomboy. She’s an honest and good natured farmer.
Pinkie Pie is a hyperactive sugar obsessed pony who’s sole goal in life is to make other ponies laugh and enjoy life.
Rainbow Dash is a loyal friend. She has big dreams, but would always set them aside for her friends.
Rarity’s a girl who prides herself on her sense of fashion and class, but is a very generous pony who would even give up her stylish looks to help others out.
Fluttershy is a shy and kind girl. She takes care of those she loves and makes sure they get the best treatment possible. Her shyness evaporates though when her friends are threatened. She scolded a dragon(The only creature that she is actually afraid of) who was threatening the lives of her friends until the dragon cried and flew off.
I am straight, and I have yet to meet any other straight guy who wants to be a girl after watching My Little Pony. They have helped me embrace Christian values the way the church never was able to get me to.
NO ONE SHOULD TAKE THIS AUTHOR’S WORD ON ANY OF THIS CRAP! This author does not know his/her bible and does not know anything about Christianity. Watch the show if you doubt me. I guarantee, you will not go gay.
YOU ARE WHY PEOPLE HATE CHRISTIANS! YOU ARE WHY EVERYONE HAS MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT CHRISTIANS! YOU ARE WHY CHRISTIANS HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS IN OUR SOCIETY! SHUT UP AND STOP DESTROYING MY RELIGION’S CREDIBILITY!
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4:03 pm
ok, how’s this. IT’S A FRIGGIN’ CHILDREN’S SHOW ABOUT PONIES WHO ARE LEARNING ABOUT FREINDSHIP. i’ve seen people ranting about how pokemon is of the devil, rock music is of the devil,yu-gi-oh is uf the devi, although that one i actually get, as well as digimon, anime, and cartoon network shows. all that i can see the perspective on, even if they’re entirely wrong. however, most of that stuff is made for kids. i’ve seen people saying spongebob is of the devil, as well as garfield and family circus. all of this stuff is aimed at fun and laughter, a way to entertain. none of it is meant to turn children into worshippers of the devil. unless it’s rock music that specificlly states such. and all of this i can tolerate. but My Little Pony? seriously? this show was originally geared at small girls and their parents! not to turn children into satinists! none of the cast is a transsexual, none of them are transgender, and NONE of them or the producers are trying to make your kids into evil worshippers! Lauren Faust, the creator of other beloved childrens shows, like The Powerpuff Girls and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Freinds. both of which are geared towards good. in fact, in the powerpuff girls, one of their recurring enimies is a he/she devil-thing named Him. it is beaten up on a regular basis. i have watched, read, listened to, and thoroughly enjoyed everything on this list at one time or another, and i’m as christian as ever. i go to church every sunday, sing in the choir, and have been baptized and confirmed. i’m no aithiest or satanist. i’m definitly straight, and i’m male. all of that i’m sure of. what i’m NOT sure of, however, is why the hell people like this keep thinking this crap up! one of my best freinds is a girl, no two of them are girls, and they’re neither submissisive nor transsexual. and BOTH are great people. all i see here is an asshole, caught in another time, where change is for the demoneus, women are supposed to do everything the man says, and everyone who isn’t christian is a motherfucking satanist. well i got something to day to all like that. EITHER ACCEPT CHANGE AND GO WITH IT, DIE IN A HOLE, OR SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR GODDAMM ASSHOLE WHERE IT BELONGS AND LEAVE IT THERE. YOU’LL BE DOING THE HUMAN RACE A DAMM FAVOR. THIS GOES TO ALL PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS GUY IS RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME, ALL OF THEM. SO FUCK YOU, AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH BY PINKAMINA DIANE PIE. SCREW YOU, AND GOODNIGHT.
if you wish to rant at me and/or support me, i can be found at eihter derpyhooves.com/chat as TacoTown, or deviantart.com as Tacotownusa.
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5:22 pm
It’s funny because Fluttershy is the only pony who’s actually transgendered
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6:06 pm
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a christian and Me and my pastor enjoy talking about the show because it teaches proper morals for children. If you and i’m talking to you as a fellow christian cannot tolerate such a show with goods moral standing then I highly suggest you talk to god on this one cause if a fellow believer can’t show you your errors then only god can.
Praise God,The son and the holy spirit.
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7:13 pm
Ничего себе, что вы все, чтобы говорить? Вы не знаем, сатира которого этот сайт? Это шутка просто большой! Серьезно, эта статья шутку это было очень…
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7:18 pm
Ничего себе, что вы все, чтобы говорить? Вы не знаем, сатира которого этот сайт? Это шутка просто большой! Серьезно, эта статья шутку это было очень … Вы должны знать, шутки которых, а не который шутка, сатира сатира, она делает из забавных вещей в жизни! Вы должны попробовать учить его когда-то! Кроме того, как bronies мы есть, мы обучаем должны распространять терпимости и доброжелательности, каждому из лиц, и конвертировать их в стадо! И все в таком духе … вы меня поняли все в порядке?
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5:46 am
My Little Pony was first made in 1932, shortly after Christopher Columbus discovered Fern Gully and populated it with ponies. My Little Pony is a rendition of Columbus’ Fern Gully, gracing the world with harmony and peace.
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10:21 am
i thought i should say this (lol) FIM rocks and a post from a bunch of christian ass holes aint gonna change it, so now that we got that covered, you gonna show me yo tits susan or what?
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11:29 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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11:31 am
Oh my god you are such an idiot! as a Socialist I HATE your kind of extremist christian values, you think you know whats best for everyone, and your elitism is sooo fucking pathetic, HEY instead of bitching about stuff that you dont like (MLP is fucking awesome asshole) go help the people of the world and the poor like Christians are supposed too. Socialism will rise and we will make sure to ERASE you and your little fag friends from history >:O
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3:20 pm
The ponies don’t even have reproductive organs… Nor do they get surgeries so how can they be transexual?
There’s a lot of hate coming from Christian religion, and you wonder why people don’t take you guys seriously. When you say that your holy deity loves everyone and all you can do is spout hate and ignorance, can you blame people?
I know this is only how the extremists – aka the people on this site – act towards what they don’t know, but its the extremists that set the example for the rest because they’re the loudest and most obnoxious.
Let go of your hate. Promote tolerance, promote love. Not fear, hate, ignorance.
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3:47 pm
I agree. I stop letting my daughter watch this show when I realized how much of an unbeliever Twilit Sparkle was. this show was obviously made to make fun of christians and make believers feel bad for believing in the bodily ressurection of christ. It is also insulting to our humanity because it is telling our kids that “Hey, it’s okay to wish to be something that GOD didn’t create you as” and it might confuse our kids. Horses dont talk in real life, but this show is saying other wise.
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3:57 pm
I’m not sure if this is a joke but im pretty confident it is so im going to LOL
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5:18 pm
Lmfao. The Comments on here make me laugh. I did cringe, however, at all the gramatical errors in this writing. The misspelling also bothered me.
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5:24 pm
I would love to hug and cuddle one of these ponies in non-sexual way.
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5:28 pm
Well this is full of bad reporting, Did you even talk to some bronies?, They are all female and show that a girl could be timid, smart, athletic, hard working,effeminate or just wants to have fun. Your editor (if the horrible site has a single one worth their weight in salt) should be sent back to school to learn to catch stuff like this but hey we bronies will love and tolerate you no matter what.
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5:33 pm
Also saying “Fluttershy is Jesus in disguise.” blasphemy
and “Fluttershy is the perfect woman and I would want to marry her.” Bestiality Aren’t those two thing your religion is strictly against?
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5:39 pm
The real joke is that bronies are taking this seriously. Christopher Christenson? Yep, sounds legit. XD
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5:45 pm
HAAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait…this article is serious…let me laugh even harder, ROFLMAO! xD
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5:58 pm
Great reference
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6:12 pm
Wow…am I seriously the ONLY PERSON that can see this is a joke? That’s just…wow.
Just goes to show just how dense some…no, EVERYONE, is.
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6:47 pm
There’s no way this site is serious. This has to be like The Onion or something.
If it’s not then it’s members are nothing but a bunch of 90 year old women who either never had children or never had anybody love them.
Anyway, Keep Calm and Brony On, my brethren.
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7:38 pm
Words cannot describe how utterly idiotic, pathetic, feeble-minded and intolerant this article is. In fact, I’m so disgusted by the ignorance towards My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and ESPECIALLY towards its fans that I’m not even going to pretend I have any love and tolerance whatsoever for this nonsense. I have nothing but abject hatred and contempt for this article and the people who created it.
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8:44 pm
im pretty sure this whole website is just for jokes, just look at all the other articles XD
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8:42 pm
This article gave me a good laugh
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9:01 pm
Hi, ok so the ponies might act a little gay but 1. who cares it is a children show no one should care and 2. FUCK YOU you don’t like gays? Then keep it to your self you piece of shit if ‘god’ didn’t want people to be gay then why the hell are there gay people? This is a bunch of crap that crazy people believe and if there is a hell you should go there for saying being gay is bad and saying people should go to hell for it, telling people they are going to hell is rude and fucked up. This is why people kill them selves for being judged to much by crack addicts like you! Suicide is bad you say? Then stop judging people and making it the better choice than living around people who are hating on them. With that to think about I hope you DON’T sleep well tonight for judging people for being gay.
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9:29 pm
could not have been said better.
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9:15 pm
These people are racist and as Christian as strippers. Hispanics are not necessarily gay. Shut the F**k up! If its a joke its not funny. How can people be such b***hes!
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9:28 pm
My Little Pony is about being nice not gay! How did these mental bitches come up with this! If suicide is bad, stop making people do it. And cancer is bad? i hope the creator of this fuckin website dies from cancer. This website is bulshit. I hope i can give you guys some publicity. Maybe you’ll regret it then.
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10:54 pm
This website is the best trololol I’ve ever seen. Well done, guys.
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12:25 am
AHAHAH! BAHAHA! BAHA- Oh, wait, are you actually serious? I really really really hope not. If you are, then…
Oh goodness fuck, what has this world come to?
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2:56 am
Just kill yourself
“Fluttershy is Jesus in disguise.”
No one has right to insult Fluttershy like that …
i also think u are gay, since you say on the same pony “is jesus” and “I would want to marry her”
Oh and i don’t like religious shit, but envy is a sin, right ?
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6:36 am
I was redirected here by a friend of mine and am very proud that others are finally starting to see through the pro homosexual agenda of mainstream television. I would, however, like to advise you that the show you endorse in this article, Veggie Tales, has also been corrupted by Satan’s hand to promote his homosexual agenda. You need to remain vigilantly on the lookout for subtext in television regardless of the source, lest you let your children venture off God’s intended STRAIGHT and narrow path. For example, did you know Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber are actually an allegory for a homosexual couple trying to corrupt YOUR children under the guise of teaching Bible stories? You have to hides your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands too because they’re corrupting everyone out here. Good day to you. Praise God!
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7:12 pm
hahaha you sir have made my day, i agree, veggietales is nothing but subliminal satanic crap, it’s pure homosexual garbage, ponies are a better example of a children’s cartoon.
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1:18 pm
Thank you sir. It seems that this site isn’t fully ready to accept the Holy Word of GodJesus. It’s too bad. I had over 9000 sermons prepared…
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1:28 pm
Welcome brother to our humble site
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1:18 pm
Oh God… have you people even seen the show? almost everything in this article is an outright lie. I’m pretty sure the bible has some stern things to say about that. you are a hateful person, and I pray that God has mercy on your soul.
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1:27 pm
people are taking the internet sooo seriously
P.S o am a brony
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3:13 pm
ALL YOUR PAGES BELONG TO US BRONIES! You want to go against a community as large as the bronies, Dig yourself a grave, A wonderful caring grave =D Because if you arent willing to give the show a chance and witness it yourself that the show is infact teaching moral ideas such as Helping friends, and so on. This guy hasnt does his research. the main 6 ponies are all Female. If you do your research further The mass majority of the brony community are straight males.
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3:13 pm
I love how people are reacting to this. Are you seriously trying to tell me you believed that he meant this?
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3:18 pm
Guys, I’m pretty sure this article is fake…… I hope….
And Twilight Sprinkle?? wwhaaa….
I like the fact that since Twilight is smart you assume she’s an atheist…
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3:39 pm
bs bs bs bs…
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3:40 pm
“Fluttershy is Jesus in disguise.”
WAT.
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3:56 pm
THIS POST IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!………pinkie pie is totally best pony.
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3:59 pm
So you’re saying that if a girl isn’t shy, love pink, and have long hair, it’s a transsexual? That’s just stupid! And I’ve watched the videos, and I can’t see anything that is like what you just said!
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4:42 pm
I think my little pony is okay. After all, I was gay…
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6:57 pm
thank you, jesus, see, christwire, all you retards do is write slanderous lies for money and attention, jesus loves ponies, why else would he make them and put them on this earth? your arguement is invalid, christwire, now fuck off please.
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4:52 pm
The show teaches good morals and if anything, it won’t feminize any boy but will androgenize (sp?) which is actually a good thing. ^_^
As there is a direct correlation between an androgenous personality and intelligence.
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4:54 pm
It’s a good show, though.
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5:51 pm
HAHAHA; That’s great.
Get so sick of bronies.
It’s meant to be a kid show. It’s not meant for screwed over in the head teens and adults.
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6:43 pm
Well, this truly made my day. Honestly I haven’t had such a good laugh with the article, let alone the comments of some.
Ah, yes, I believe there’s an image that perfectly suits all this:
There. Now, I’m gonna keep loving and tolerating y’all.
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7:08 pm
lol christwire needs more ponies in their lives:
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7:10 pm
christwire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9I6FdkGCxY&feature=channel_video_title
us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUqfiyqUy8
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7:34 pm
Alright, everypony, it’s time to start loving and tolerating these guys too
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8:10 pm
Um, hello Ghost, I think you should watch my show and learn something about friendship, if um, that’s alright with you…
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1:06 am
I laugh at this article for it is obviously fake.
But I am sad that people are taking this seriously.
I mean really, do any of them look like guys? And if you actually even seen a minute clip of any of them you know they all sound like girls.
Also if this turns men in to women then DBZ is gonna turn women in to men P:, just saying.
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3:31 am
Here is a link to an expose I wrote on this horrifying trend.
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3:33 am
http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-my-little-pony-abomination-what-is-a-bronie-and-why-they-make-god-cry/
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10:58 am
Greetings wayward fellows!
My name is SilverStrings, and I must say what a dreadful program this is! Why, after watching it, I became involved in the fandom, and shortly after, was taken into it’s homogay ways! I have lost my faith in that guy we nailed to wood for devil apple magic, and have imaginary horse sex on the internet! I will be cast down to hell, and sodomized by Satan’s evil horse wiener! And I dare say I will love every minute of it, which will last forever. So I’ll be in homogay horse-sex heaven.
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12:10 pm
Oh, this is just great. THIS CRAP MAKES NO SENSE.
Are you actually saying that because dudes just HAPPEN to like this animated series – that was initially INTENDED for little girls, but is so good that ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE enjoy watching it -, it is now a demonic thing?
Have you even stopped to watch the damn thing to see how “demonic” it actually is, or did you just read everything you know from the show out of some random result from a Google Search?!
For real, WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT?!?! If you really wanna save the world from the demons, go to Africa and help some of those starving people, give the sick their medications, or something else that will at least be HELPFUL to somebody other than yourself!
Stop stuffing YOUR vision of your religion down people’s throats, and GO ACT AS YOUR RELIGION TELLS YOU TO DO!
GO HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, AND STOP TALKING ABOUT CARTOON HORSES!
Also, this is pure BULLSHIT:
“About The Author:
I’m so Christian both of my names are holy. My profile picture is a heart because I love everyone.”
You’re not being tolerant or even showing your love to transexuals and homosexuals, therefore what you said there is a LIE. YOU DO NOT LOVE EVERYONE. STOP LYING.
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12:21 pm
How is it anything but love if you’re trying to keep a pony’s carcass from festering on Satan’s grills for all time?
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12:25 pm
…Wow. If this is what Christians are like, I feel kind of ashamed to be one.
I think you guys are digging way too deep on the whole “homosexual” thing. I believe girls can be anything they want, and these ponies are fun, fealess females and the show portrays that girls don’t have to be… girls. This isn’t the 19th century, guys. Get your head out of the gutter. Just because Rainbow Dash is a tomboy, it doesn’t automatically mean that she’s gay.
Second, this is a children’s show. The show never mentions anything about the ponies’s sexuality. I mean, come on! It’s just a show that people enjoy and love. Can’t we just all agree on this?
I mean… FiM is a show where people, even ones who disagree, can get along and are treated fairly and kindly. Friends are loyal and supportive and even when things go wrong, the support and love of those close to you help you through it. Who on Earth could take issue with identifying with that message; male or female?
I like watching My Little Pony. Not afraid to say it. We get ragged on simply because of the name of the show, or the fact that we’re grown men. It’s no different than nerds that go to Star Trek conventions, or people who form teams and play video games professionally, or film buffs who are at the cinema three times a week making podcasts about what they saw. It’s a thing, people like it, and they’ve formed a collective community around it, and that simply makes it awesome.
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My Little Pony is a great show that was created by a very talented cartoonist, Lauren Faust to entertain the whole family. It is targeted not just towards girls, but parents, both male and female. While the show is expected to be about makeup and glitter, it is really a show about virtue and friendship.
Applejack is a hard working pony, who puts the needs of others before her own. She represents the spirit of honesty. She lives on a farm, with her older brother, little sister, and Granny Smith. Her farms primary prospect is apples.
Pinkie Pie! a pink pony who is full of energy! bouncing, bringing smiles and giggles with her everywhere she goes, Pinkie Pie represents the spirit of Laughter.
Twilight Sparkle is the primary character of the mane six. She is an over achiever, and hyper organized. Not an egghead, but well read. She is a student of Princess Celestia, and she is studying the Magic of Friendship from her new home in Ponyville, writing about her adventures with her friends, and drawing a moral lesson out of each episode.
Spike is a baby dragon who assists Twilight in her studies.
Rainbow Dash is a Pegasus pony from the city of Cloudsdale. She is known as the best flier in all of Equestria, and dreams to one day be apart of the Wonderbolts, the most daring aerial team in Equestria. Rainbow Dash represents the spirit of Loyalty and would never leave her friends hanging. She is athletic and sometimes competes with an equally athletic Applejack. Honesty and Loyalty go hand in hand.
Rarity is a very ladylike mare. Though she is constantly obsessing about fashion, she puts her friends needs first, and represents the Spirit of Generosity.
Fluttershy is my favorite pony, being so adorable. She is timid and shy. (scared of her own shadow!) Weak and helpless, but will stare down a cockatrice, and talk a fire-breathing dragon into submission to protect her friends. Fluttershy tends to the needs of woodland creatures, and represents the spirit of Kindness.
Fix’d.
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3:30 pm
Regrettably, the author does not appear to possess the dark magic of copy-paste.
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1:31 pm
OKAY, calm yo tits everyone. I have never seen a more appropriate use for http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/131/351/eb6.jpg?1307463786
Assuming the uber-Christian haters are serious, just so you know I was introduced to the show by one of the most devoutly Christian people I know. The show spreads nothing but messages of love and tolerance, and this kind of arbitrary hatred of something that actually gets people to THINK (God forbid, people with free will!) makes me honestly ashamed to even belong to the same religion as the idiots running this site.
At the same time though, fellow Bronies, don’t sink to their level. We know they’re wrong, the entire intelligent world knows they’re wrong, and they’re only condemning themselves with their hatred.
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1:40 pm
…realized what this site was right after hitting Submit. Well done author, Poe’s Law achieved.
But seriously, just post what I said onto any serious discussion about the show. The honest uber-Christian haters really do make me weep for humanity
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2:34 pm
What happened to love and tolerance?
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2:38 pm
Jeez, and people call ME the bad guy?
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4:16 pm
IN THIS POST: WE OVER ANALYZE A CHILDREN CARTOON!
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4:35 pm
>This entire article and all the comments.
The author of this article is the biggest hypocrite ever.
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9:16 pm
I am so confused
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4:24 am
I actually first thought this article was a joke but after seeing the comments, I see it’s not.
To each his own, I guess.
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9:57 am
I disagree.
It’s just a children’s show.
That’s really all there is to say on the matter.
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11:26 am
Well this was fairly hilarious. I seriously hope you guys aren’t taking this article seriously. It makes you look kind of silly. I mean it’s incredibly obvious this is a parody, come on now folks.
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7:38 pm
Dear dipshits who agree with this bull shit,
EVERY SINGLE PONY ON THAT SHOW IS A GIRL! Holy shit, get your goddamn facts right. I’ve seen one episode of that show, and there was no way that the creator of it is trying to imply that the FEMALE ponies are transsexual men who are gay.
Love, me.
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5:10 am
The person who wrote this article needs to look more into the show. They only like Fluttershy because she’s quiet. Which means they hadn’t seen Flutterrage yet.
And to all the Haters: try watching just a few episodes of it, that’s all I ask for you to do.
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2:32 pm
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2:33 pm
Yes. There’s no color.
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2:43 pm
Veggietales is rated Y7
MLP is rated Y
Yup MLP is totally more inappropriate than veggietales.
Seriously though, this one wasn’t even funny. It’s like… How exactly would Twilight be an Atheist? The show never even references God.
And Spike is Twilight’s homesexual lover?
Uh… Even if this biased claim about twi being a transsexual WAS true, the fact would still remain that She is now considered Female. Therefore Spike would have to be a girl, and, well, he’s not.
I suggest you redo this article and make it funny this time.
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4:53 pm
Whoops my bad… Sorry, terrible at phrasing things here.
What I meant to say was that it would appear that he/she is a girl so spike would have to be straight in order to be attracted.
Also Spike loves Rarity.
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okay just forget i posted those two… probably was really tired, this is actually fairly humorous. I also liked the “He is named Twilight because he has bad taste in books” part.
so yeah.
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1:30 am
How dare children watch a well-animated show that teaches them lessons about friendship!
No, but seriously. Did you travel forward in time from the 18th century to write this article? Have you been living under a rock your entire life?
Well, I have a news flash for you. We’ve gotten past bigoted hatred here in the 21st century. Women are no longer submissive baby machines. Feminism is a powerful force.
You know what? I can’t even take this seriously. Kudos to you for writing a hilarious article about one of the least offensive shows on television.
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1:40 am
I just reread the last line – “Fluttershy is Jesus in disguise.” That cinches it – this site is a hoax. I feel like an idiot now.
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2:28 pm
Excellent article. However, Vegie Tales is the Devil in disguise.
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3:22 pm
This would have minimal credibility had the author actually watched the series-it’s Twilight SPARKLE, (and I have no idea how someone could think she’s mean), Spike is MALE and likes RARITY, it’s Pinkie PIE, NOT Pinkie 3.141592654, Applejack is certainly not transgender, it’s just apparently the case that the author has never encountered a southern accent, and how Rarity could be transgender is beyond any form of thought and reason, and finally Rainbow Dash is friends with Pinkie Pie, who the author said was the most feminine, and doesn’t pressure her into anything.
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3:36 pm
By the way, I’m pretty sure most bronies aren’t gay.
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4:09 pm
You fucking religious idiots are so fucked up it’s not even justified to label it as humerous. Get your facts straight for starters- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is just a fucking show whom’s core demographic is children from the ages 3-12. It has nothing to do with homosexuality or anything of that matter. Regardless, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. I am Atheist (I will expect you to act like the world is ending after hearing that- you stubborn ass creationist) by the way. The show is actually a great show and watching it does not mak you gay or “transexual” at all. You make me absolutely sick- what with your illogical and primitive views. You’re a bias, ignorant bastard with no fucking sense. There’s really not much more to say- point being is that My Little Pony is not a show intended to somehow supernaturally hypnotize young men into being homosexual, it is a decent, G-rated show and there’s nothing wrong with watching it. Male or female. So, you can kiss my logical ass you illogical ass creationist. ^_^
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12:16 am
What a TOSSER!!!!!!!!
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8:55 am
1. I am male.
2. I am about as straight as guys get.
3. I love the show.
4. I am a brony.
5.???
6 PROFIT.
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1:36 pm
I’m curious how many episodes you watched before you figured all of this out.
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3:53 pm
Well this is obviously what religious imbeciles do in their free time- fuck with logical people and children shows. Why don’t you go back to the shed, get some moonshine, and think of more ways to violently murder innocent homosexuals you redneck drunks.
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9:13 pm
All of you should be ashamed for watching this show. It promotes homosexuality and anarchy. Every time I watch this show I pray to Jesus to destroy the creators, and kill the homosexual. THIS SHOW IS PURE EVIL… JUST KIDDING, I love this show, I may not consider myself a brony, but me and MY GIRLFRIEND watch this show all the time. Never have I thought this show promoted anything that was accused. Although I did get a good laugh out of it. Probably one of the funniest anti-MLP articles ever written. KEEP IT UP I COULD ALWAYS USE A GOOD LAUGH. Oh and if any parent is reading this, pay no attention to this article. If you want an opinion, watch the show yourself. Its a great show, every episode teaches great moral values, and the meaning of friendship, hence the title.
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5:29 am
By the way, The main character’s name is Twilight SPARKLE! If you wanna rant about something atleast spell their name right!
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11:16 am
I love it! This is a fucking super obvious parody and yet it cultivated all this anal anguish.
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1:05 pm
These articles are jokes. You people are idiots.
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1:11 pm
>Says MLP is satanic and shit like that
>Talks about the Mane 6 being transsexuals
Teehee
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2:45 pm
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS XD
i was literally ROFLing since I found a version where an voice actor reads it. it was so hilarious xD, well , would have been even better if he wouldn’t have atomaticly corrected Pinkie Pi into Pinkie Pie.
YOU, sir Christopher Christenson, TOTALY made my day!
Now i love this show even more than before ^^
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1:44 am
You must hate Jesus because, he told me that he love my little pony friendship is magic, i know this i prayed in at my local Chapel and had a good feeling inside me so i know this is false and you must be and Anti-Christ.
yes i am a Christian and i love My little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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8:51 pm
DERP!!!!! I AM GOING TO LOVE AND TOLERATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!
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11:48 pm
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3:47 am
Hey!! Guess what? I’M CHRISTIAN AND A BRONY. Is that a problem? No. God didn’t say ANYTHING in the bible about liking Multi-colored horses. Please, for the good of us true christians, dig a hole, sharpen a couple of sticks, embed the sticks at the bottom of the hole, and jump in.
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10:49 pm
Oh my Glob! This is HILARIOUS! If this is by some hater, I can’t imagine how ignorant you are or how embarrassed you feel. If this was a comedy post, I thought it was great. Even if this was a hater, it put a smile on my face! Brony on my brethren! /)
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