Herman Cain worked for Godfather’s pizza and thinks in the world of 99%, he should somehow have a shot at being the President of the United States. Herman Cain came up with a 9 9 9 plan that is somehow supposed to save the United States. It’s not apparent if this is some bogus scheme he dreamed up while slinging pizzas at Godfather’s and a few big names are weighing in on his ‘miracle’ plan for the country.
Jon Huntsman – Mormon Extraordinaire, Governor of UTAH
“Cain’s plan is a catchy phrase. I thought it was the price of
a pizza when I first heard it. Also, can America really afford another black president?”
“If you turn Herman Cain’s “9-9-9″ plan upside down it becomes 6-6-6. “I think the black devil is in the details.”
“I have it through good sources that the Noid is offering an 8 8 8 plan and can deliver it in 30 minutes or less. Sorry, Herman, my vote’s going Noid.”
“Why is Obama calling himself Herman Cain now? Is this his rapper’s stage name? Big Daddy-O Cain?”
Rick Perry – Governor Of Texas, Owner of Niggerhead Ranch