Super Silly Haiku Time!
Ask anyone who knows me about me and the first thing they will tell you is how worldy I am. It’s true! So that’s why today in my English class I suggested to my teacher that we do something crazy and foreign: Haikus. Haikus (pronounced high – coon) are a special type of Asian poem that follows the order of syllables 5-7-5. Isn’t that silly? They are lot’s of fun and even though they are chinese they are rather harmless. I hope you enjoy my haikus. Write your own in the comments!
Christwire full of love
Read up on your salvation
Much love Jesus Christ
Prancing leaping dance
Tights expose twiddle rompus
Male dancers are gay
THIS ONE IS SUPER SILLY! Cause it’s true!
Mexican woman
Pregnant with burrito babe
Has anchor baby
Lesbian haircut
It looks like Justin Bieber
But with clam dabbles
This one is in honor of Haiku chinese history (I like to pull the corner of my eyes while I read this one):
Chinese rove frip frops
Dog meat fravored rorripop
Fry rice two dorrar
Here is a special Emosexual Haiku that I learned about. It deviates from the traditional china 5-7-5 and is instead 6-6-6:
Look at the Emo kid
Is it a boy or girl
You can never be sure
Emosexual life
Lover of girl Make-ups
Even when they are boys
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Nicholas Tadmor
Isn't the fact that proof requires evidence evidence for God existing? Think about it Atheists. I am Christian student getting a good education
3:36 pm
Adam Nelson sucks
August Weisz’s spicy cock
Tyson licks it too
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3:40 pm
Claire’s sex fantasy
Is not with Christwire staff
But with many cats
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3:44 pm
Nikki Tadmor fucks
August Weisz in his tight ass
And then creams on him
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3:54 pm
Claire is still at home
Her parents cry all day long
No man wants her cats
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7:20 pm
Nikki sucks big cocks
To pay for his tuition
Also in the ass
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10:56 pm
Claire, no one loves her
she is a dirty whorelot
Jesus turns from her
why does she come here
she has nothing to say that
is very intelligent
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3:39 pm
August is a dick
With big fat hairy nutsacks
He smacks his wife up
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10:59 pm
April loves her man
Mrs. Weis does as she is told
she is a good wife
claire was a bad wife
Bruce gave her a divorce
now she sleeps with cats
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11:19 pm
Wonderful dear sister in the fellowship of love and acceptance.
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1:18 am
why do you think he has more than one sack?
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3:46 pm
hmmm you are full of stupidity as well Haiku is from Japan I know I studied japanese poesie
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5:38 pm
What is a Japanese poesie?
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10:57 pm
I think that is what geishas give you for $50
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7:22 pm
Its ok, Claire was dropped a lot as a baby.
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9:58 pm
Says the man with horrible grammar.
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11:13 pm
Did you scare a lot of trick or treater’s tonight Claire?
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12:13 am
You just wrote “Did you scare a lot of trick or treater is tonight Claire?”
To answer your question, no, I did not, as I live in a dorm. Haven’t we been over this?
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12:15 am
A senior that lives in the dorms? Win!
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12:20 am
People who don’t know proper usage of “win/fail” shouldn’t use them.
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12:37 am
I stand by my statement. A senior that lives in the dorms? Win!
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1:20 am
Claire is right I am afraid brother, she IS a FAIL.
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10:43 pm
I hate you emos
as does holy jesus christ
you will burn in hell
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11:02 pm
You should put this one on your facebook! #SuperSillyHaiku
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8:04 pm
Jesus loves everyone.
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10:45 pm
I like a phat @$$
I will hit it from behind
you know you like it!
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12:21 am
From the looks of it, August doesn’t have a fat ass.
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12:37 am
Agreed.
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5:46 am
August looks more like a top then a bottom
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2:52 pm
Nah, I disagree. He takes it in the shitter.
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1:22 am
If you’re in doubt
Jesus is the answer
to go to heaven
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1:29 am
Isn’t it funny how such holy words fit so beautifully even into a silly chinese poem? God Is Awesome
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4:50 pm
Christwire is screwed up
Idiots spewing out lies
Susan should shut up
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8:03 pm
Your last one isn’t a Haiku. It follows the pattern 6-6-6.
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