Terrifying: Demon Possessed Family Cat Nearly Kills two Wild Florida Alligators!
In our nature adventure today, a demon-whacked cat is possessed of Satan and uses it’s ability to fight a wild Florida gator!
Ordinarily, a Florida gator can grow up to 15 feet long and weigh in at over 1,000 pounds. These mighty beasts have iron deathgrip jaws, able to rip through pure steel with 3,000 pounds of pressure. The torque provided by their mighty death roll, the dramtic twists of their body with jaws clamped shut, could uproot a mighty oak tree from the ground!
And it was on September 22 that two of these monsters emerged from the Florida swamps and onto a family picnic. While all the family knew to stay away from the watery grave, a family cat did not get the memo.
The daughters cried and mothers cringed while the cat walked up to the mighty gator. It was time for kitty chow to appear. Fortunately a father rolled the film and we were treated to why you can never trust a cat. Look at this:
Through the possession of Satan, a cat has savaged two Florida gators. These gators are apex predators and vital to the Florida ecosystem. Now, they are forever traumatized, frustrated by the demented paws of a Main coon kitty.
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8:56 pm
I really hope an alligator eats you, Abe[and everyone else on the christwire staff]…in fact, I think I can arrange that…I love living in FL for that very reason! I don’t HAVE to do much work to dispose of the people I hate…
If they don’t eat you, you can atleast get a nasty infection…
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11:09 pm
florida is fun i still dont know why sime people call us gods waiting room
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11:10 pm
excuse me i meant some
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5:42 pm
I hope the cat will kill him!! Oh my god is this website for real or is it just taking the piss out of it?
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9:05 pm
I thought your posts were ridiculous before, but this THIS takes the cake.
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9:05 pm
I found the people in this video reckless. You don’t step this close to an alligator and you certainly do not let your children play so close to them. As for the cats, I don’t know why the gator’s didn’t snap their jaws on them. They’re certainly fast and strong enough. I wouldn’t let my child play near those feral cats either. There are plenty of diseases you can catch from an animal like that.
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9:10 pm
Billings, were you there? Did you know what the exact situation was? Oh, and the cat wasn’t feral, you idiot.
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9:31 pm
I can watch a video and comprehend it. Why must you nit pick like a mental case? I have spent my life studying human nature.
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9:35 pm
Bullshit you have. You’re nothing more than a lying old geezer. If you actually watched the video, you’d know that the cat was a pet, and you probably would have noticed the guy with some equipment in the background. Odds are those gators weren’t able to bite anything off for one reason or another.
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9:40 pm
There’s a little child who wanders very close to the alligator. You don’t have a problem with that? You’ll make a great parent some day with those skills…
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9:43 pm
Again, the people would not have gotten THAT close if there wasn’t some kind of guarantee that the gators could have gone after them. What part of that did you completely miss?
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9:45 pm
Why? Why do you make such claims? You are as intractable as you are stupid.
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9:47 pm
Where did you get that fact, LN? Did you interview the people or perhaps these are your kids?
If you’ve watched crocodile hunter you would know, there is no way to make sure ‘gators weren’t able to bit anything off’ you damned daft idiot.
Those kids could have been torn torn to shreds. There is no way to build loyalty with a gator, they are just like cats but usually far more powerful. But in this example, we see dark forces at work and giving this cat abilities beyond what is normal.
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9:52 pm
Yeah if those gators were so vicious, wouldn’t they just ignore the cats and kill the humans right off from the start?
Herp derp.
They seem used to humans.
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9:56 pm
“Why? Why do you make such claims? You are as intractable as you are stupid.”
This coming from the sick fuck who demanded pictures of me and then told me that he was going to beat me? You’re fucking retarded.
“Where did you get that fact, LN? Did you interview the people or perhaps these are your kids?”
Visual evidence. If you actually saw the video, you’d see that there was someone to keep an eye on the gators, someone who was trained in handling gators.
“If you’ve watched crocodile hunter you would know, there is no way to make sure ‘gators weren’t able to bit anything off’ you damned daft idiot.”
So you’re getting your information from sensational television? And you’re calling ME the idiot? By that logic, no one should go to a zoo because there are dangerous animals there.
News flash jackass: it’s not that uncommon to find people who are capable of handling animals quite well in an area where that animal is well-known for appearing in.
“Those kids could have been torn torn to shreds. There is no way to build loyalty with a gator, they are just like cats but usually far more powerful.”
You’re just an idiot who doesn’t know animals, and yet you want to sit there and go ‘i know that it’s impossible for these things to happen’. Fuckin’ moron.
“But in this example, we see dark forces at work and giving this cat abilities beyond what is normal.”
Yeah, when you decided to come down to Earth and stop believing in magic and fairy tales, I might listen to you.
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9:58 pm
No, he has. He’s an expert on children.
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10:08 pm
LN, you have to be joshing me. No one could be this dumb, could they? You’re almost as bad as that old commenter here, The Comedian. When he finally couldn’t handle the truth anymore, he started to lie outright just to get me angry. It was completely childish but in the end he did apologize. Maybe some day you’ll come around to?
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10:18 pm
No one is ever apologizing to you, Billings…so go feed a gator, fucktard…and not a peaceful one!
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10:25 pm
//When he finally couldn’t handle the truth anymore, he started to lie outright just to get me angry.//
Name one single time I’ve ever lied. The fact is you ARE a coward, you ARE a loser, and NO ONE cares about you. You never tell the truth, you’re too dumb to read anything past the first couple of lines, and you’re completely psychotic. Hell, you couldn’t even tell the difference between me and someone else, so what does that say about your intelligence, hm?
//It was completely childish but in the end he did apologize. Maybe some day you’ll come around to?//
Show me where I apologized to your fat, stupid ass. No, really, show me you fucking coward. I fucking LOATHE you. There’s not a single thing I’ve ever said to you that I was sorry about. You’re too fucking stupid to read though and you live in imagination land where people say what you want them to say.
You’re a danger to society, you’re too stupid to realize just how much you hurt people, and now you’re getting even WORSE. I honestly had SOME hope for you, that you wouldn’t be as crazy as you are right now, but fuck, the sky’s the limit for you, eh Stevie? What’s next, going to tell little boys they should take their pants off so you can ‘examine’ them? Tell them that you’re going to give them the ‘love of Jesus’ through a ‘special part’? Bust a bottle of beer over someone’s head and stab them and call them an infidel? You’re sick in more ways than one Stevie.
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10:45 pm
Hi Comedian,
I believe your comment violates Christwire’s Terms of Agreement, as well as several local and federal laws concerning threats of violence and sexual harassment among others. I must ask you to cease and desist and to do it now. I feel that your attempts to intimidate my free speech are abhorrent and completely without merit.
Furthermore, I will remind you that we have discussed the issue of your anger previously and I do indeed recall more than one occassion where you apologized and I was replied almost immediately that I had accepted your apology and welcomed the blossoming of our friendship. I see you’ve either forgotten that or are once again lying as you did so well in the past.
In addition, your crude grasp of facts and morality is only underscored by your hateful words here. I think this sets a very bad example for our visitors who indeed enjoy and learn from this site. Clearly, Daemon and LN mimic your difficult agenda. I would hate to think how you influence the younger generation in your personal life.
If you are willing to accept some basic ethics and some basic maturity, I would love to continue our conversation but your tactics are effeminate and vile and I will not stand for them.
As a Christian, I am, your friend,
Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist
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11:35 pm
//I believe your comment violates Christwire’s Terms of Agreement, as well as several local and federal laws concerning threats of violence and sexual harassment among others.//
If mine does, then your most certainly do as well, considering the shit you’ve said.
//I must ask you to cease and desist and to do it now. I feel that your attempts to intimidate my free speech are abhorrent and completely without merit.//
So you’re mad that I’m telling the truth? Go figure, Stevie’s pissed that someone’s calling his shit out.
Getting a rise out of you is the only way you’ll actually read what’s being said, considering you’re too dumb to read through all the way. Hell, you mistook an insult as a compliment several times!
//Furthermore, I will remind you that we have discussed the issue of your anger previously and I do indeed recall more than one occassion where you apologized and I was replied almost immediately that I had accepted your apology and welcomed the blossoming of our friendship. I see you’ve either forgotten that or are once again lying as you did so well in the past.//
Nope, I never apologized to you, I never had a reason. I wasn’t the one who was screaming mad all the time. You remember when Claire kept posting a list of things said where everything was typed in capital letters and consisted of madness? Yeah, that list was shit that YOU said. YOU’RE the one who lost his head and apologized, trying to make amends for the insults you said while you freaked out.
//In addition, your crude grasp of facts and morality is only underscored by your hateful words here.//
I’m not the one telling people that I want to spank them and want pictures of them topless, as well as say stuffing corn flakes into a vagina is a good thing. That’s YOU.
//I think this sets a very bad example for our visitors who indeed enjoy and learn from this site. Clearly, Daemon and LN mimic your difficult agenda. I would hate to think how you influence the younger generation in your personal life.//
I say good, they’re thinking for themselves, they’re realizing to not take what they’re told and act like it’s the only truth, to seek out what is true and what isn’t, and to not act like sheep like you do.
//If you are willing to accept some basic ethics and some basic maturity, I would love to continue our conversation but your tactics are effeminate and vile and I will not stand for them.//
If you’re willing to man up and admit that you’re a liar and a coward as well as being wrong on OH SO MANY things, I might start seeing things your way.
//As a Christian, I am, your friend,//
As a Christian, you’re a fraud.
//Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist//
Stevie B.
Lying Jackass
I fixed that for ya Stevie.
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1:27 am
I would really like to know your life, buddy, because somehow you think you’re the king of the world and you’re better than everybody. Let me tell you a little secret– you’re no better than the piece of garbage asleep on the park bench or the freak kid in makeup shooting heroin. Yeah, you heard me right. I’m calling you out on your little game of ego here.
I really have to wonder what kind of person you think you are that everyone is going to love what you say and think you’re so flicking brilliant. You have your little clan here, these dimwitted teens like Daemon and whatnot, they think you’re smart and “cool” or something because of what? Because you stand up to the “man” on some internet message board?
I’d like to see you “man up” for real and accomplish something with your life, take some moral responsibility and put your ideals out there. That’s what I do every time I sit down to write an article. No, I wouldn’t call it brave. I’m just being myself and trying the best I can to give something back, to offer a little insight and guidance to the young people out there. They might not always understand it, but I truly love them and feel for them. I want to help, even girls like Claire and Jazze. I just want them to know someone out there does love them, even if they’re lost in the drug or rock band scene. I wouldn’t call it brave, I’m just being myself as God himself intended.
And you, Comedian? You’re petty. You’re a hate monger and a bigot and on top of all that, you’re insanely angry. But you know what I’ve figured out? Most of all, you’re just a fool. A weak little man too afraid to take a real stand on the issues today. Too afraid to actually look truth in the eye and say something about it.
People today would say you’re pretty useful for the liberal cause. Yes, you’re what we call “a useful idiot.” Maybe some time you’ll see the big picture, that you’re just part of a larger machine. You’re a little grease that keeps the idiocy going, the Wall Street corruption and the sexual abuse and everything else those who bribe the liberals truly embrace. Look behind the curtain some day and maybe you’ll understand. Try to have some principles that are your own, not some nonsense you picked up on Jon Stewart. For crying out loud, stop being such a angry petty little man who starts fight with everyone you encounter on the internet. Pathetic.
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2:22 am
//I would really like to know your life, buddy, because somehow you think you’re the king of the world and you’re better than everybody.//
No, I just know that I’m better than you. A lot of people can do a better job at this or that than me, but you? Fuck, the only thing you’re better at than me is being the worst scum of the Earth.
//Let me tell you a little secret– you’re no better than the piece of garbage asleep on the park bench or the freak kid in makeup shooting heroin. Yeah, you heard me right. I’m calling you out on your little game of ego here.//
The man who screams and shouts on the internet and demands that he be treated with respect is calling me out on my ego problems? Oh the irony!
//I really have to wonder what kind of person you think you are that everyone is going to love what you say and think you’re so flicking brilliant.//
Oooooooh! You were so close to saying fuck! As for what kind of person I think I am, it’s really just someone who likes to make smarmy comments occasionally to lighten the mood. As well as provide the stark contrast of reality to your little fantasy world where you think you’re the ‘King of Everything’ and how everyone needs to bend to your will.
//You have your little clan here, these dimwitted teens like Daemon and whatnot, they think you’re smart and “cool” or something because of what? Because you stand up to the “man” on some internet message board?//
I’ve never met them before until today, and honestly, they’re just saying the truth, that you’re just a lying sack of shit with no value whatsoever to society.
As for ‘standing up to the man’, the fact is, you are NOT the man, you’re just a sociopathic freak who thinks that you’re right and everyone else is wrong, and that you know better and how everyone else is stupid. It’s actually quite sad that you’d even call yourself or even remotely relate yourself to ‘the man’.
//I’d like to see you “man up” for real and accomplish something with your life, take some moral responsibility and put your ideals out there.//
I do put down my ideals. It just so happens that my ideals so greatly clash with yours that it becomes almost unnecessary for me to state what I believe in when you’re proving the exact opposite things that I believe.
//That’s what I do every time I sit down to write an article.//
So your belief is inciting hatred against people, causing them to disregard you as nothing more than an ill-informed idiot (which you are), and then have the nerve to call yourself a journalist?
//No, I wouldn’t call it brave.//
I call it stupid.
//I’m just being myself and trying the best I can to give something back, to offer a little insight and guidance to the young people out there.//
Again, you call insulting others and berating them for their beliefs giving back and giving guidance?
//They might not always understand it, but I truly love them and feel for them.//
That’s why you want to see them naked, right? I’m fairly certain they do understand it, because it’s called ‘pedophilia’.
//I want to help, even girls like Claire and Jazze. I just want them to know someone out there does love them, even if they’re lost in the drug or rock band scene.//
Like you could possibly understand the concept of love. When have you ever shown respect towards someone who disagreed with your views? When was the last time you said “I disagree with you, but I respect your opinion and can see why you’re in favor of it”
//I wouldn’t call it brave, I’m just being myself as God himself intended.//
I’m fairly certain God doesn’t want you turning people away from Him, what with your bullshit that you spiel out every so often.
//And you, Comedian? You’re petty. You’re a hate monger and a bigot and on top of all that, you’re
insanely angry. But you know what I’ve figured out? Most of all, you’re just a fool. A weak little man too afraid to take a real stand on the issues today. Too afraid to actually look truth in the eye and say something about it.//
No Stevie, that’s all YOU. You hate the truth, you hate admitting others are right. Whenever someone brings up a good point, you drop a bible quote that you pulled from your ass and you high-tail it out of there. Failing that, you try to change the subject. Failing THAT, you just ignore the person like the little bitch you are. You can’t stand the truth, you just want to believe in the lies you’ve made up, all the hate you’ve caused.
How often have you done any research Stevie? Let’s be honest here, you’ve done none. Nata, zip, jack shit. You claimed the Golden Girls gave rise to a gay generation, you claimed Bill Murray was lazy, you called Will Ferrel gay and you even posted up the wrong picture every single damn time! How the hell do you confuse two entirely different people? Stevie, only someone with a complete lack of knowledge would make that mistake, and it’d take a completely brainless moron to make the decision to continue to run with that mistake.
//People today would say you’re pretty useful for the liberal cause. Yes, you’re what we call “a useful idiot.” Maybe some time you’ll see the big picture, that you’re just part of a larger machine.//
Replace ‘liberal’ with ‘conservative’ and that’s exactly how I’d describe you with your political views. Funny, you sit there and try to insult me when you can’t tell two people apart or read properly.
//You’re a little grease that keeps the idiocy going, the Wall Street corruption and the sexual abuse and everything else those who bribe the liberals truly embrace.//
“LIBERALS ARE EVILLLLL!!!!!!!!”
I mentioned once before that you’re like that stupid Aquaman parody in Spongebob, and to be honest, that statement still holds up. You’re sitting there, blaming liberals for everything wrong with the world, and yet you will deny EVERY single thing that a conservative has ever done if it impacts the world in a negative way, by even the SLIGHTEST amount. A photoshopped picture of two liberals making out? You call legit. An article about a conservative having his own personal call boy or bell boy or whatever they’re called? You say ‘he was hired to help carry the luggage’.
//Look behind the curtain some day and maybe you’ll understand. Try to have some principles that are your own, not some nonsense you picked up on Jon Stewart.//
Try to look at the world from another person’s point of view, see why they think the way they do. You’re nothing but a damned hypocrite Stevie. You’re sitting there, telling me that I’m a tool, and that liberals are evil, and that I need ‘some principles that are my own’, and yet what the fuck have you done with YOUR life? You’re DEVOTED to the conservative hate-train, you ABIDE YOUR LIFE by their rules and damn all others who step out of line, and you REFUSE to see why others think the way they do. You just label it evil and seek to destroy it.
//For crying out loud, stop being such a angry petty little man who starts fight with everyone you encounter on the internet. Pathetic.//
Stop being such an angry pansy who starts fight with everyone who’s political view points are different than yours. Stop being such a lying coward who talks about others behind their backs. Stop being such a pussy about being wrong.
START manning up to the fact that you’re not right. START realizing that you’re not some kind of king. START seeing the world through the eyes of other people.
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9:39 am
“I want to help, even girls like Claire and Jazze. I just want them to know someone out there does love them, even if they’re lost in the drug or rock band scene.”
Dude, my parents love me, I’ve never touched drugs in my life, and I pretty much just listen to Les Miserables for fuck’s sake.
Oh, and what the hell do you mean by “even girls”?
P.S. You’re the pathetic one, not Comedian.
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9:42 am
“but your tactics are effeminate”
So why is it that a man displaying a female quality is used as an insult but a woman displaying a male quality is not? What the hell is wrong with female qualities, you sexist bastard?
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4:37 pm
You are either the laziest cliché of a liberal or the ultimate internet scumbag, Comedian. Maybe you’re both.
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6:02 pm
Stevie, you’re nothing but a damned coward. You’ve got nothing so you’re just running away. Typical.
Come back when you’ve grown a pair.
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6:55 pm
Do you really think your self-aggrandizing polarization is helping anyone but yourself, Comedian?
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7:04 pm
Do you really believe that your narrow minded view of the world is helping any one?
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7:36 pm
Do you think your narrow-minded view of the world is helping any one at all, Steve?
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9:31 pm
//Do you really think your self-aggrandizing polarization is helping anyone but yourself, Comedian?//
Yes, yes I do. Do you really think your lies and hatred of everything are helping anyone?
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9:10 pm
This whole site is trolling. :rofl:
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9:17 pm
I wish I had been there with my handgun. One quick slug and that puma would have been put down. If that cat is ravaging gators with those swipes, just imagine the danger it poses to these children. These Floridans always seem to be bad parents.
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9:25 pm
So now you want to actively murder house cats? No wonder Claire doesn’t want you anywhere near hers. God knows that you’d choke the thing while underwater and then throw it in the microwave, you sick fuck.
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9:33 pm
That cat was savage.
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9:36 pm
That cat picked on two gators that were basically harmless.
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9:30 pm
I never knew there were such sick people like you until I came to this site.
You weren’t even present.
The cat might have been doing it out of fear, natural instincts, or territorial. Certainly not possessed. It seemed fine around the children.
P.S: Don’t judge parents based on the state they are from.
You don’t know EVERY parent that’s from Florida.
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9:34 pm
I see enough sick and deranged headlines to know Florida is full of weird people. I wish the editors here would categorize all their articles about Florida into one category, so people could see the same one I’m seeing as well. I think it’s the Cuban influence that’s ruining their culture down there.
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9:38 pm
I lived in Florida for a while. Yeah, there were some weirdos there. But there are weirdos everywhere. I met a lot of nice, normal people there. I’ve also met some nice Cubans.
Your statement is now invalid.
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9:43 pm
Cubans are island mexicans and they own the Dallas Mavericks.
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6:32 am
Cubans aren’t mexicans. Mexicans are from Mexico.
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9:41 pm
Where do you live at Adam? Because I’m certain that there are plenty of articles and headlines that show that there are sick freaks everywhere in the state you live in.
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9:59 pm
I’m not telling you, you sick freak. You just want to join up with Claire and try to dismember me. You people always resort to mob tactics when you’re proven wrong.
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10:01 pm
I was being rhetoric you damned idiot, the point is that there are sick people everywhere you look; claiming that one place is bad because of some headlines you read does not mean you’re any better.
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11:36 pm
No, we just resort to mob tactics when we’re really, really pissed.
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9:35 pm
Neither cats nor alligators were allowed on the holy ark. Hence their need to attack stuff and hatred of water.
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9:37 pm
Bullshit, pull up where it says that.
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9:43 pm
Well, since alligators need to be on land, they were on the ark. And since cats live on land, they were on the ark. Your argument is fail.
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9:48 pm
Satan helped them. There is a documenatry made about it called monster ark.
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9:55 pm
Where? And you do know that it says in the Torah that Noah took 2 of every non-kosher animal on the ark right?
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9:56 pm
Im sure you can bing it or get it on redflix.
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10:03 pm
Don’t use bing, its the devil’s playground. And, i dont use redbox or netflix.
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9:53 pm
Cats were not on the ark. This is one fact even the atheists agree with Christians on.
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9:55 pm
Wrong.
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9:58 pm
Weren’t lions on the ark though?
And, technically, don’t lions count as felines a.k.a cats?
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10:02 pm
Why would he have brought anything evil on the ark? Cats, even the lion or saber-toothed were left off. It’s not like he brought poison spiders, scorpions and sharks on board as well.
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10:05 pm
Saber-toothed tigers were extinct at that point. Poison spiders, scorpions, all the creepy crawlies in the world, all on the ark. Sharks, however, are water dwelling animals, so, you are right, he didn’t.
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10:05 pm
Oh August, you make me
I just looked at my Noah’s Ark Story Book from where I was a little child.
There were lions.
And I even googled it for further information.
You know what?
Lions.
I’m not even Christian but boy do I get my giggles from this site.
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10:07 pm
Your book is a fairy tale made for children to feel good. Just like when people told millennium as a child he could grow up to be whatever he wanted to be.
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10:11 pm
And how your wife tells you anything positive?
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10:11 pm
Oh please. You know you are wrong. Stop trying.
And you can grow up to be whatever you want to be.
Are you that close minded?
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10:14 pm
Its ok. He wont believe me, the Jew, about a story from my peoples past, that I have been reading every year for the last…um…lets see…I’m 22 now, so the number of years I have been reading it is….22, that’s right.
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10:15 pm
You can’t grow up to be whatever you want to be. Would you want someone with a low IQ to be your heart surgeon? I wanted to be a baseball player, but I hit a wall in the minor leagues and most everyone was way better than me. I worked harder than most, but I just didn’t have it.
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10:22 pm
If someone had a low IQ then they probably wouldn’t pass Med School to be one.
8)
And I’m sorry about the baseball thing.
But still.
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6:35 am
Cat’s are holy creatures.
cat’s are known for killing snakes. Snakes are also called serpents.
Revelation 20:2 And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
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9:39 pm
If this was a video of a dog attacking the two alligators you guys would be praising him as having protected his master and family. Then you’d go on about how you never see cats risking their lives to protect their families.
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9:44 pm
I see why Obama thinks he can swindle this Jobs Bill on America. There are people like you who have no critical thinking skills. You have no sense of reality.
Watch the video, Claire. It is a video of a cat attacking two gators. That does not strike you as odd? There is no “If” here. The facts are that it’s a cat, not a dog. Yet in your little mind, you have to play in the world of imagination and hypotheticals because like usual, you have no true counter-arguments. Typical.
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9:56 pm
I hope a chimpanzee escapes from the zoo and tears your balls off.
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9:58 pm
I know cats that act like dogs. Some animals are ballsier than others.
If you do some actual research and not say “EVIL!” when it comes to cats, you might learn that you’re COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY WRONG. You idiot.
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9:50 pm
There was no “protecting” in this video. This possessed cat was only trying to agitate the gators in the hopes they would lash out and eat the children. Thank goodness the cat was unsuccessful and the gators retreated to the swamp.
Just another evil, self-centered cat if you ask me!
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9:53 pm
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There is no way that that cat was possessed.
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9:59 pm
Clownboy, don’t you have pedophile things to be doing right now?
And you’re just echoing Adam, so shut the fuck up.
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10:14 pm
I did not read Adam’s comment before I posted mine. But, of course, our POV is often similar because we are bonded by our love for JESUS.
Do you have love for Jesus?
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10:15 pm
Also, L.N. please stop slandering me. You’re walking a fine line. I will sue.
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10:21 pm
You’ll lose. Trust me, my dad’s a lawyer.
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10:22 pm
Slander is spoken, and you’re impeding on my freedom of speech by threatening me, so piss off.
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10:24 pm
Lol are you getting, as the internet term is, butthurt?
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10:26 pm
Of course you’re dad is an ambulance chaser, Damien Blade Spring, Jew.
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10:30 pm
Actually, he’s an A.D.A. in The Bronx. So, yea, suck it Steve.
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10:30 pm
Xenophobia too Stevie? Well, I’m not surprised, you ARE racist and sexist as well, and you’ve done worse.
Damien, why does your name sound familiar?
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10:32 pm
I mean, I used to be known on here as Damien Blade Spring “Emosexual” Extraordinaire.
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10:38 pm
You are insinuating that I have “pedophile things” to do. That is SLANDER. I of course enjoy the presence of children which is why I was drawn to the clown arts. But, to claim I am a pedophile is extremely off-base and INAPPROPRIATE! You liberals and your filth!
Also, I am a man, not a clown “boy.” That is not slander, but I would appreciate if you keep it in mind.
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10:39 pm
@Rilee – I am not getting butthurt. That would be gay.
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10:46 pm
1. You obviously don’t know the definition of butthurt.
Here you go: “Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.”
2. Gay is good, I’m lesbian and I’m fucking proud.
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10:49 pm
//I mean, I used to be known on here as Damien Blade Spring “Emosexual” Extraordinaire.//
Nah, it had something to do with Stevie. Did he tell you that he’d beat you and wanted nudes of you or some shit?
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10:51 pm
“You are insinuating that I have “pedophile things” to do. That is SLANDER.”
First amendment right, so stuff it clownboy.
“I of course enjoy the presence of children which is why I was drawn to the clown arts. But, to claim I am a pedophile is extremely off-base and INAPPROPRIATE! You liberals and your filth!”
You’re the one who just said that he likes the presence of children.
“Also, I am a man, not a clown “boy.” That is not slander, but I would appreciate if you keep it in mind.”
Whatever you say clownboy.
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10:52 pm
Right, he did ask for photos of me with my shirt off. And when I refused, he threatened to beat either me or LN or both. IDK.
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10:54 pm
You boys have a rich fantasy life when it comes to older men.
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10:58 pm
Nope, those are all true allegations. So, you have failed, once again, to prove anything that clears your name of anything. Sorry. You fail.
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11:01 pm
//Right, he did ask for photos of me with my shirt off. And when I refused, he threatened to beat either me or LN or both. IDK.//
Ah, I thought it was you but I couldn’t remember. I read the names like once today and I couldn’t find where again.
Yeah, Stevie’s kind of sick that way. He’s gotten worse apparently; before he went on ‘vacation’ (read: went to court), he advocated the use of stuffing cornflakes into a woman’s vagina, as well as using dick clamps and all sorts of other sick shit.
//You boys have a rich fantasy life when it comes to older men.//
Stevie, you have no room to talk about fantasy, you write up gay porn and then demand that boys take their shirts off for you.
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11:03 pm
I just wanted to give him a little spank. Sometimes children need it.
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11:07 pm
I do not agree with you about the children needing spankings. However, grown men, aged 22, certainly do not. That is called sexual harassment, or rape.
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11:09 pm
Grown men who ACT like children certainly deserve a spanking every now and then.
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11:09 pm
//I just wanted to give him a little spank. Sometimes children need it.//
Stevie, for one thing, only parents are allowed to spank their kids, and secondly, that’s assault on a grown adult. You’re a freak for wanting to spank them. Fuck, it almost sounds better when the word ‘beat’ is used; at least then there’s nothing sexual you could gain from it. You got mommy issues Stevie?
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11:11 pm
“Grown men who ACT like children certainly deserve a spanking every now and then.”
Clownboy, go away, no one wants to hear what you do to children when their parents are away.
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11:11 pm
For a “Comedian” you’re not very funny, little man…
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11:18 pm
“Grown men who ACT like children certainly deserve a spanking every now and then.”
Says the clown.
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11:18 pm
I must reiterate my above statement about such threats of violence violating Christwire’s Terms of Agreement.
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11:37 pm
Stevie, you’re trying to tell me I’m the one breaking the rules with acts of violence, and yet you’re the one who told two guys that you want to spank them.
I want that to seriously sink into your thick skull for a moment.
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11:18 pm
LN, did you know they may cut short bus funding from schools? At $90,000 a pop, students today are having the highest per-rate head pay placed on their education, but are still falling behind other nations. When I look at your responses, I can see we’re wasting money on the special needs students whose cognitive abilities will never let them be productive members of society.
Only an idiot would compare a public zoo, where animals are caged, to what we’re seeing here. There is no such thing as a tame gator. The children were on the bank and the wild cat was trying to pick a fight, to frustrate the gators even more and get them into a frenzy. The fact that children are there is something for child services, but Florida is just now even starting to hardline prosecute the worse of child offenders. Parents are still getting off easy down there for being bad.
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11:27 pm
Adam, this was fantastic! I can’t wait to see L.N. lie and slander his way through a response.
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11:31 pm
Still not quite sure what that ha to do with any of this?
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12:19 am
You’re confused because your emosexual ways have driven a wedge between you and a personal relation with Jesus. With Jesus. all would be clear to you.
Dr. Billings has offered outreach to you but you have refused, yet you yearn for the very thing that he has offered you, a clear path in your life. It is the influence of Satan through the emptiness of emosexuality that you have lost your path and that is why you are confused.
I shall now weep for you, omen boy.
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12:27 am
Your first sentence is IRRELEVANT.
Stevie has offered to rape my ass, not help me in anyway. No, I yearn for a clear path for you from here to hell. It is not the influence of Satan, but of the one true G-d that has shown me the path to righteousness. I will NOT weep for your soul you fucking whore slut bitch cock sucking ass fucking cum-guzzling motherfucking piece of Christian reject sacrifice meat.
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12:29 am
Please follow Cassidy’s example and refer to “Stevie” as Dr. Billings. Show some RESPECT!
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12:33 am
Clownboy, shut the fuck up. No one was talking to you. Go back to the ranch and fuck another boy. It might just shut you up for a while. Make you feel better about your life choices.
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12:34 am
Also, he isn’t a doctor, so lets not refer to him as one.
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12:58 am
“Doctor” is an honorific title we have bestowed upon Billings because of his fantastic work as a credentialed Christian Investigative Journalist. It’s the best we can do until he is awarded his long-deserved Pulitzer Prize. However, Stephenson may hold several doctorates for all we know! Perhaps Dr. Billings is just holding them close to his chest because of his keen sense of Christian modesty!
The man is wonderful!
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1:12 am
So, he isn’t a doctor. Thank you for confirming what we all knew. I will continue to call him Stevie, cause that’s his name.
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1:21 am
I DID NOT SAY HE WAS NOT A DOCTOR.
I said we DO NOT KNOW whether he is a doctor. But, from reading his work thoroughly, all signs point to extensive training in advanced methodology. I really think Dr. Billings may just be far too modest to reveal where he received his advanced training. I know Claire has rudely attempted to drive Dr. Billings to needless boasting about his accomplishments. But, when one boasts, one sometimes loses sight of the teachings of Jesus. And I’m sure Dr. Billings has taken this to heart.
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1:24 am
So….he isn’t a doctor? Cause that’s all I am getting from anything you are saying.
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1:41 am
Clownboy, you keep calling him a doctor, and yet the only way he could get such a title if he was a legitimate doctor.
So what you’re saying is, you’re lying.
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1:51 am
It’s a term of endearment you fools! It’s similar to how many call Sean Hannity “Dr. Hannity.” Sure, he does not have a college education, but his dedication to seeking the truth has made him more of a Doctor of Philosophy than some liberal nitwit who spends 20 years at a radical University, at the taxpayer’s expense, pounding liberal lies into his head.
Now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Billings held a doctorate from a worthy institution such as Bob Jones University, but the point is we don’t know for sure and Dr. Billings answers to no man!
Only God can judge us, my friends.
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1:57 am
I love Hannity. He makes me laugh.
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11:43 pm
“LN, did you know they may cut short bus funding from schools? At $90,000 a pop, students today are having the highest per-rate head pay placed on their education, but are still falling behind other nations. When I look at your responses, I can see we’re wasting money on the special needs students whose cognitive abilities will never let them be productive members of society.”
Ha ha, what an eloquent way of calling me retarded.
“Only an idiot would compare a public zoo, where animals are caged, to what we’re seeing here. There is no such thing as a tame gator.”
Uh, yeah, there are. You’re calling me retarded and yet you’re acting like you’re the ‘final authority’ on animals when you can’t stand to be near the ones you hate, let alone do any research on them.
“The children were on the bank and the wild cat was trying to pick a fight, to frustrate the gators even more and get them into a frenzy.”
The cat was a pet and it was just being ballsy towards tame gators.
“The fact that children are there is something for child services, but Florida is just now even starting to hardline prosecute the worse of child offenders. Parents are still getting off easy down there for being bad.”
Again, no one was in any danger of getting attacked by a gator you fucking retard. Can you stop thinking you know more about a subject than what you’re claiming to for once in your life? Or is that too difficult for you to do?
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12:52 am
You can raise a gator from the time it hatches and it will never be tame. You will always be food to a gator, LN. There is no training a gator. Once it has a chance, it will eat you. The only thing that stops smaller gators is the reward/benefit of picking a fight with something that can harm them. Once a gator is big enough, it will 100% of the time try to eat you. These gators would take a child out in a heartbeat, yet we see the parents not wildly shooting the gators and cats down.
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1:36 am
“You can raise a gator from the time it hatches and it will never be tame.”
Uh, yeah it will. At that point, the gator’s like a pet. Can it be dangerous? Yes, but if properly taken care of and treated right, a gator isn’t going to attack you at first sight.
“You will always be food to a gator, LN. There is no training a gator. Once it has a chance, it will eat you. The only thing that stops smaller gators is the reward/benefit of picking a fight with something that can harm them. Once a gator is big enough, it will 100% of the time try to eat you. These gators would take a child out in a heartbeat, yet we see the parents not wildly shooting the gators and cats down.”
When you become an animal expert and you can show me the findings that prove that what you say is true, THEN I’ll believe you. Until then, you’re just full of shit.
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10:32 pm
“- yet we see the parents not wildly shooting the gators -”
Try shooting a gator and see what happens…
They are *HIGHLY* protected by both state and federal regulations…
BTW, you can diss FL people all you want, but they will never be as scummy and shitty as you.
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1:31 am
You are a sick, nasty human being, LN. Does your hate and stupidity really belong here?
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1:37 am
You’re a sick, disgusting, filthy fucking pig Billings, do you deserve to live?
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1:42 am
Disgusting.
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11:11 am
Again, clownboy, we all know you are disgusting. However, what does your obsession with little children have to do with anything?
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11:48 pm
Hmmm, Cat protecting it territory, pretty cool. Letting your kids play around Aligators, PRICELESS!
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9:13 am
Really? Becuase I see a cat protecting itself and the humans. It’s being bave,and curious.I see nothing demonic about it. So,please, stop being ridicolus. It’s obviously untrue and fake and severley anoying.
And lets no forget that this article came from a man who looks nearly half dead and from the 1980′s.
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4:57 pm
Soo christwire people, tell me, what if it was a dog instead of a cat, then it would be bravery and the dog would be a hero for protecting the family right?
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9:10 pm
I can’t even imagine the terror that poor gator felt as it gazed into the cat’s Demon eyes
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5:49 pm
You’re an idiot.
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