Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie
Liberals around the world must be cheering knowing their latest propaganda toy, Tokidoki Barbie, is hitting the toy stores right before Christmas. Barbie now has a tattoo running down her neck and chest, and another one on her arm. This is not an image we should be promoting to our children. People are claiming that their is nothing wrong with this “funky fashionista”, but God doesn’t like anything “funky” or “fashionista”. Especially when that funkiness leads to a lifestyle of booze and street drugs.
Look at all the bad habits Tokidoki Barbie comes with:
Hot pink mini skirt.
Animal skin leggings.
Covered in hipster and drug related tattoos.
She comes with a gay friendly little cactus dog friend, Bastardino (Bastard in Italian).
It only costs $36 to taint your daughters soul with this sinful toy.
This list is a recipe for disaster that FEMA wouldn’t be able to clear up the moral mess that is about to be spewed onto the American daughter. I also sure, just like the Democrats and Obama-care, I’m sure the employees and board members at Mattle will be opting out of buying Tokidoki Barbie for their kids this Christmas.
One mother worries -
If I give it to [my daughter] she will think [tattoos are] okay. She may want to go get some.
Mattle says -
Their is nothing wrong with the tattooed Barbie: it’s a limited edition doll created especially for the adult collector, so there’s absolutely no chance it can inspire girls to want to get a tattoo.
Ok, just like how GLEE doesn’t inspire young boys to become homosexuals.
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Author: Bryan Blake
Radio host and TV personality for Christwire
7:34 pm
Bastardino means mongrel in Italian, check your sources next time, k.
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8:19 pm
i would buy that barbie doll. It looks a lot like me. ^_^=
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9:47 pm
That is one epic Barbie and one that I might actually buy!
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7:55 am
Your article is filled w/ misleading information that may confuse parents and casts Barbie-Mattel in a bad light. The Mattel website and press release regarding Tokidoki fashion brand barbie doll clearly state the doll will NOT be sold in ANY children’s toy store as you stated in your article. This doll is aimed at adult Barbie doll collectors not children. It does not cost $36 as you stated, this doll costs $50 (higher price point fewer child customers). The doll is limited edition, only 750 were made. The doll sold out in October will be available again this November. This doll is not a hipster she is a rocker chic. Her clothes look great. There is nothing wrong w/ mini skirts. Old, conservative, Christian women wear animal/ leopard print and furs too. I love this doll, I will buy this doll. The rock band Kiss does not do drugs. Most Rock people don’t have an addiction to drugs or alcohol, however many Christians do, no offense. Quit messin’ wit Barbie. Barbie is da QUEEN!
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8:38 am
I love TokiDoki. I have a collection of those little cactus dogs. So cute.
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8:11 pm
see? this website is shit, they couldnt even get the language right, bastardino does not mean “bastard” it means mongrel, i knew this website was shit
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