UK Man Disciplines Emo Gamer Teen

Chuck D. Finley
• ChristWire
October 1, 2011 2:25 pm38 comments

UK Man Disciplines Emo Gamer Teen
-Chuck D. Finley

After Susan B. Xenu’s insightful emosexual related articles we had a plague of rude emosexuals that flooded our holy site and posted all sorts of rude comments. I am sure we all came close to losing control with them once or twice, so it is easy to see why one would decide to personally teach them a lesson about proper behavior. That is just what one man in England recently did.

Christwire has written many article on the evils of video games in the past, and most good Christians in this country know they are a depraved past time. But people in foreign nations still play them. This man, Mark Bradford, from Plymouth, England is a jobless father of three. The 46-year-old, was recently playing a video game known as “Call of Duty: Black Ops” When he was “killed” in the game and then “bullied” by a potty mouthed 13 year old emo gamer kid.

“I’d been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it.”

Mr. Bradford decided to take it upon himself to teach the kid some parenting skills. Since emos are abandoned by their unloving and undisciplining parents.

Bradford drove to the teens house and choked him. Unfortunately before the boy could properly be taught a lesson the boys mother, who was busy taking Potato Vodka shots off her stripper friends belly button instead of properly parenting the child, broke it up and called the british equalivent of the police. Mr. Bradford admitted to one count of assault. It is a shame that this man is the one in trouble. It is the whore of a mother and the absentee father that should be held accountable for the actions of this emo teen.

The fact is that emosexuals are not formed by being “born this way” they are all products of bad parenting.

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38 Comments

    • Oh yes, we have to keep the hippie liberals supplied with sources since they are too lazy to google or yahoo countless thousands of websites to prove what we say is right.

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  • Good those punk kids need to be straight up pimp slapped.

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    • HOLY SHIT! It’s Samuel L. Jackson! “Nah, they call it a Royal with cheese.”

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  • I remember when frogger encouraged a generation of mexicans to migrate north.

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  • The gut shouldn’t have choked the kid.

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  • Yep that’s what religion does we really should ban it in the US soon.

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  • banning what freedom or religion ???

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  • That’s stupid. Everyone talks crap on video games. It doesn’t mean you can drive to the kids house and choke the poor kid. That man deserved to be punished.

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  • Ahh I remember reading this, I think the guy took it to far tbh, the kid sounded annoying but that dude should get up off his arse and get a job rather than playing shitty Call Of Duty with teens.

    The mother didn’t react unreasonably I don’t think, I’d be pissed at that guy to if I was her.

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  • So, an excerpt from the article that you sent us to as your source:

    “We read in horror today the story of Mark Bradford, a 46-year-old, jobless father of three from Plymouth, Devon (UK). After being killed and then taunted by a 13-year-old opponent in Call of Duty: Black Ops, Bradford tracked down his teenage opponent (in real life) and proceeded to mercilessly choke him. The attack was luckily thwarted by the teen’s mother and Bradford later admitted to one count of assault.”

    So, yeh, you have failed to be truthful. You are a moron and have not done your homework. Also, nowhere in either of the articles does it say anything about his mother being drunk on vodka, or the kid being emo. Also, what is the 46 y/o man doing without a job. He should have been at work, or at least trying to find a job. Not playing a video game that promotes nothing but violence. So, your article is a failure and so are you.

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    • What is a little raging jewish freak emo like you doing on christwire at all hours of the day? Where is your job?

      To paraphrase your sad attempt at a intelligent thought:

      YOU should be at work, or at least trying to find a job. Not HARRASSING CHRISTIANS ON THEIR WEB SITE. So, your COMMENT is a failure and so are you.

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      • Well, Susan, as you probably know, today is Saturday. Or Shabbat to the Jews. We do no work on Saturday. So, therefore, I am not at work. Additionally, I haven’t gotten a job yet, since all of the places that I have applied to haven’t gotten back to me yet. Also, I am not trolling your website at all hours of the day. I only got on the last few days after 4 in the afternoon. Most days, yes, I am on here from around noon till 2 in the morning. However, while I am doing all that trolling, I am also doing my HW for school.
        So, to paraphrase your sad attempt at an intelligent thought:

        YOU should be at work, or at least trying to find a job. Not HARASSING FREE MINDED PEOPLES ON THE INTERNET. So, your COMMENT is a failure and so are you.

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        • sounds like a lot of excuses to me

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          • WELL THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD INVEST IN A HEARING AID. IT MIGHT HELP YOU TO HEAR BETTER YOU OLD BAT.

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          • Your caps lock key is stuck. This is common for an emosexual’s electronic equipment as their hands are usually dirty from the sticky residue combination of saliva and seminal fluids.

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          • ACTUALLY IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE CONSIDERED YELLING WHEN ITS IN ALL CAPS. THIS WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A HEARING AID. MY CAPS LOCK IS ACTUALLY STUCK. GET IT RIGHT. IDIOT.

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          • Cassidy, I think you might need a pair of glasses, since I don’t think you can read this. However, since I am unaware of anyway to make my font larger so that you can see this, I am afraid that you will be stuck being an ignorant little lady bitch. Have I mentioned you’re a woman yet? Oh, ye, your a skank whore bitch.

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      • “What is a little raging jewish freak emo like you doing on christwire at all hours of the day? Where is your job?”

        What’s a bastard like you doing bringing hatred to your fellow man at all hours of the day? What job do YOU have?

        “YOU should be at work, or at least trying to find a job. Not HARRASSING CHRISTIANS ON THEIR WEB SITE. So, your COMMENT is a failure and so are you.”

        You should shut the hell up and stop harassing everyone with a different mindset that do things that you don’t understand or like.

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  • Excellent piece of Journalism as usual Brother Chuck.

    I wish all adults took it upon theirselves to teach these evil emosexuals what is culturally and behaviorally acceptable.

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  • I’ve lost all faith in kids these days. The bible says that if they do not respect adults then they will burn in hell forever. This brave soul was preventing from helping guide this angry, selfish youth onto the path to heaven.

    What a shame!

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  • From the part of the bible that you have not yet rejected:

    Deuteronomy 21:18-21 ESV / 52 helpful votes

    “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

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    • Ah, so, you have failed to actually read the portion of the Torah that you have quoted.

      “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother…”

      Please, if you will, examine this first bit really closely. And if you don’t get where I am going with this I will spell it out. “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his FATHER or the voice of his MOTHER…” Well, since you are neither my father nor my mother, you are sadly out of luck. And since you fit neither of the parameters from the first part of the quote, the rest of it is null and void, making your argument invalid. Thanks for playing, but next time, use something I am not intimately familiar with.

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  • 2 Kings 2:23-24

    He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.

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    • And to this quote, I say, what does this have to do with anything?

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      • God kills disrespectful children using bears. Or do you interpret this some different way?

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        • Well, I don’t see anywhere that it says “And G-d sent two she-bears…” It only says “And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” So, I would assume that the bears were in the woods, and that the boys’ taunting attracted them to their position, and from there the boys were killed.

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          • The bear-on-boy violence seems to be the point of the story. I agree it means you have to read between the lines, but it seems pretty obvious.

            Elijah asked God to curse the kids, God heard the prayer, and two bears cursed the kids, so it seems the story is about simple cause and effect.

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          • Actually, if I read this correctly, it was Elisha, not Elijah, who was riding. And, since you yourself admitted that you had to read between the lines, it nullifies your argument.

            However, in the interest of the argument, I will comment on the rest of your post by saying look at my last post.

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  • so Your God MUST damn everyone ??? is what Your God is a Tyrannical God who condamn anyone I prefer satan at least he didn’t order me to Kill anyone

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