• UK Man Disciplines Emo Gamer Teen

    October 1, 2011 2:25 pm 38 comments

    UK Man Disciplines Emo Gamer Teen
    -Chuck D. Finley

    After Susan B. Xenu’s insightful emosexual related articles we had a plague of rude emosexuals that flooded our holy site and posted all sorts of rude comments. I am sure we all came close to losing control with them once or twice, so it is easy to see why one would decide to personally teach them a lesson about proper behavior. That is just what one man in England recently did.

    Christwire has written many article on the evils of video games in the past, and most good Christians in this country know they are a depraved past time. But people in foreign nations still play them. This man, Mark Bradford, from Plymouth, England is a jobless father of three. The 46-year-old, was recently playing a video game known as “Call of Duty: Black Ops” When he was “killed” in the game and then “bullied” by a potty mouthed 13 year old emo gamer kid.

    “I’d been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it.”

    Mr. Bradford decided to take it upon himself to teach the kid some parenting skills. Since emos are abandoned by their unloving and undisciplining parents.

    Bradford drove to the teens house and choked him. Unfortunately before the boy could properly be taught a lesson the boys mother, who was busy taking Potato Vodka shots off her stripper friends belly button instead of properly parenting the child, broke it up and called the british equalivent of the police. Mr. Bradford admitted to one count of assault. It is a shame that this man is the one in trouble. It is the whore of a mother and the absentee father that should be held accountable for the actions of this emo teen.

    The fact is that emosexuals are not formed by being “born this way” they are all products of bad parenting.

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    About The Author
    Chuck D. Finley Brother Chuck is the Minister of The First Tyranical Church of Jesus in Roswell Ga. He is also a proud husband and father.

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