NYPD Warning To Brooklyn Women: Short Skirt Sodomists on the Prowl, Do Not Wear Short Skirts
Terrifying news today for women in Brooklyn. A pair of potentially homosexual deviants known as the ‘Short Skirt Sodomists” are prowling the streets of Brooklyn. Police are warning women to stop enticing these evil men by wearing short skirts. That is, if a woman is wearing a short skirt in Brooklyn, she should expect to get attacked and brought it upon herself.
It’s a well known fact that many women wear very inappropriate clothing in public and to work. Women wear short skirt blouses to the office, then get flustered when their boss and co-worker’s eyes wander during conversation. Women have high-winds blow up their skirts while working past a construction site, then get all offended and cry when workers give them cat-calls and hit on them. They become puzzled when nussling a man’s barely clad thingie all night at a dancing club, wearing no pantiedrawers and short dresses, then become confused when the drunken men become enticed and expect a full blowoff.
Women, you cannot be temptresses and not expect men to go on about their daily business. When you seduce a man with harlot clothing, you are helping Satan stiffen him with sin and bad thoughts.
Brooklyn police got the memo. They are warning women in a neighborhood to stop dressing like harlots if they do not want to attract the attention of these two men who have been tempted too much. NYPD is being explicit in warning women that shorts skirts and dresses are simply not a good idea.
“I think that women should be able to wear whatever they want,” said Theresa Troupson, a Park Slope resident. “I don’t think that they should be held responsible in any way for the actions of criminals.”
Another woman named Lauren, who did not want her last name used, bemoaned to The Wall Street Journal that she was glistening with sweat, exhausted muscles rippling in shorts and a t-shirt after leaving a gym on Monday. She was stopped by an officer, along with two other women who were wearing dresses.
The officer purportedly asked the three women if they knew what was going on in the area. He asked them if they knew what the suspects were looking for.
“‘He pointed at my outfit and said, ‘Don’t you think your shorts are a little short?’”. She went on, “‘He pointed at their dresses and said they were showing a lot of skin.’”
“You’re exactly the type of girls he’s looking for”, Lauren reported the officer as saying.
NYPD spokesman Paul Browne responded to the ire of women who do not see the logic in not wearing short skirts when there are flesh attackers on the loose. The officers “are simply pointing out that as part of the pattern involving one or more men that the assailant(s) have targeted women wearing skirts.”
A group of potential feminists named Safe Slope says the NYPD effort is ‘completely inappropriate’.
“There have been reports that the women attacked were all wearing skirts,” said Jessica Silk, a Safe Slope founder. “Unfortunately this might be a common link between the women that were attacked but the message shouldn’t be that you shouldn’t wear a skirt. The message should be that, ‘Here are ways that you can protect yourself.’”
Another group, called men with common sense, are telling women in Brooklyn to listen to the police. Let’s put it like this.
If a pack of hungry lions is on the prowl in your neighborhood, sure, everyone is at risk of being eaten. But if you go and smear yourself in zebra musk, throw on a pure-fur zebra outfit and walk around in the middle of the street, can you really blame the lions when they come and savage you, ripping apart your suit and having their way with you?
Especially if you were warned ahead of time that there are lions on the prowl?
In the same logic, there are evil beasts on the loose. These men have forgone their civility and are prowling for prey. If you’ve watched Animal Planet or Discovery Channel, you know that a predator has a system of attack. Police are warning that these particular predators love to attack women who wear short skirts, short-shorts and mini-shorts. So as we are going into October, why on Earth would a woman in New York dare expose her flesh in one of these garments and not expect to be attacked.
Is the freedom to dress like a Jezebel 24-hours-a-day worth it? Common sense dictates to just wear proper clothing and not bait these monsters. They want women in shirt skirts because it is enticing to them and likely makes their ‘prey’ easier to get to. That’s a horribly blunt want to put it, but come on. This is the type of feminism in the face of logic that’s hurting America.
Don’t be knuckleheads and heed the warning, Brooklyn women. Don’t be the smeared up zebra in the field of hungry lions.
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2:51 am
Excellant advice for women anywhere, do not dress like whores. Or you will get what you are asking for.
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3:25 am
What are you? Gay? Stop making GAY remarks.
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2:58 am
Dan, this journalism is timely and very much needed. I really like the zebra analogy.
If there is a hungry pride of lions, why would you not expect a succulent zebra, sitting their all alone and vulnerable, to not get attacked. Why must these women dress like this and taunt the predators even more, especially when NYPD is telling them that is what they’re doing?
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3:02 am
“Why must these women dress like this and taunt the predators even more, especially when NYPD is telling them that is what they’re doing?”
So you’re blaming the women for getting raped? Fucking sick man.
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3:35 am
LN, look at it like this.
There is a pride of lions on the prowl in your neighborhood. Officials have warned you about this fact on television.
You decide you still need to venture outside and go to work. Fine. You hurry to your car and do just that.
Your neighbor decides that for some reason, heaven-forbid that she not be able to dress up in her zebra costume for the day. It looks really meaty, especially right in the rump area.
She dollops on a large volume of zebra musk, just to make sure that any lions who don’t see her can smell her harpies pheromone juice from a mile away.
So when the lions inevitably jump out and attack this woman, who has done everything possible to attract attention to herself from these particular predators, we’re to say that she’s not to blame?
The situation is no different. The NYPD is not telling women they have to stop dressing like tramps, but are saying that if they dress like what these two predators want, they are more likely to get attacked. So yes, that is their fault if they are baiting predators when they have been warned to lay low and not dress like that with these two on the loose.
They are literally setting themselves up for an attack. It may sound tough, but it’s exactly what they are doing. Women have to take some responsibility.
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10:47 am
I’m glad that you’ve finally come to terms with the fact that men are animals.
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11:05 am
Let’s pray your juco does not have a legal transcriber certificate you can earn in 8 weeks.
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11:38 am
Well don’t worry, because it doesn’t. It has diplomas. Every single person who completes their course of study gets a diploma and gets to walk across the stage at the graduation ceremony.
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8:48 pm
So you get to join in the fun of all other high school students. Neato!
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2:58 pm
“The situation is no different. ”
The situation is ENTIRELY different you retard. Anyone at any point in time could be a rapist for all anyone else knows. Regardless of how one looks, they can still get raped, and how they’re dressed does not influence what the rapist will do. Who’s to say that the shy, quite, conservative-dressed girl isn’t the fetish of half a dozen rapists out there? Now this figurative woman could be raped at any point for looking the way you want women to look.
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3:02 pm
LN, once again you just don’t get the point of the story. The rapist on this street was only going after girls in short skirts. Maybe on another street the Nuns are getting raped.
Having the police warn the Nuns that they way they dress may make them a target would be a great a service, not anti-woman or pro-rape.
For the street referenced in the story is was solid advice.
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3:09 pm
What rapist go after girls ONLY in short skirts? A criminal is a criminal, they aren’t going to pick out some stupid pattern like that. The fact that there’s a rapist around is cause for alarm if it’s brought up, but when you say ‘oh, he only goes after girls in short skirts’, it makes you look retarded.
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3:00 am
“A pair of potentially homosexual deviants known as the ‘Short Skirt Sodomists” are prowling the streets of Brooklyn.”
You have ‘rapists’ confused with ‘homosexuals’. Why would a gay man rape a woman?
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11:02 am
The question could also be asked, why do gay men love anal sex? It’s all part and parcel of their obscenity and addiction.
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11:42 am
Because it’s a tight orifice. Why do straight men love anal sex?
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11:50 am
Why must you be so graphic?
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11:58 am
That wasn’t graphic, it was a statement of fact – the unused anus is tight due to the strong sphincter muscle.
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12:01 pm
You’re not exactly a doctor, Claire, and I don’t think it’s right for you to be giving medical advice here.
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12:05 pm
Saying that the sphincter muscle is tight counts as giving medical advice? On what planet? Anybody who’s ever taken a crap knows that the sphincter muscle is tight!
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12:15 pm
You have absolutely no concern for the hundreds of millions of hemorrhoid sufferers you are libeling with your statements.
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12:20 pm
Exactly how am I libeling hemorrhoid sufferers? I have hemorrhoids, myself – that doesn’t mean my sphincter isn’t tight. Saying the sphincter is tight – or is supposed to be tight in order to retain feces – is a statement of anatomical fact.
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1:37 pm
I am so sorry to hear that Claire. It is indeed a badge of shame for many of us Americans.
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1:43 pm
Dude, over 80% of Americans have hemorrhoids – it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
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4:17 pm
Why must you be so graphic?
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3:00 pm
That doesn’t answer my question as to why a gay man would rape a woman. The entire idea of homosexuality is appreciating and loving the same gender in a sensual way. Why would gay men single out just the ass of people and want to fuck that?
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3:17 pm
Because loving the ass is gay.
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3:04 am
I know anytime I see a fine Black ass I want to sodomize it too!
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4:27 am
Praise Jesus the rapists are only going for the back door. Think about it, if they would take the girls in the vulva, they might get deflowered, and who’s going to marry them then? All men, especially their daddies, would think they be slutting around, and they will never get to wear the white dress that virgins usually wear in church, on wedding day.
The Bible says that the asshole is not as holy as the vulva, anybody can see that, the clitoris, when engorged, is like a neon sign, inviting in the husbund ONLY after the wedding ceremony was performed in church, with the blessing of the holy father.
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10:45 am
They are not homosexuals. They are heterosexual men who happen to like fucking women up the ass.
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10:47 am
From what I understand, Brooklyn is the ethnic, immigrant neighborhood of New York City so I am not entirely shocked this sort of thing happened there. Once again, we see that these sorts of people lack the self control and morality that you find in Real America. And these people think that just because Barack Obama is black, they too deserve to become citizens like the rest of us? First get a job, you bums and pay for your own health care. I don’t even know why we have border crossings with Mexico. Those people seem to come and go as they please because no one is serious about enforcement. Well, the ethnics have proven once again that they have a thing for white skin. I wouldn’t wander into that section of town if you paid me.
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10:50 am
Billings, NOBODY wants a piece of your ass. Nobody. Even if these men were homosexual (which they’re not) they STILL wouldn’t want a piece of your ass.
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10:57 am
Claire, you always have the weirdest interpretations of things. I really wonder what goes through that silly head of yours sometimes.
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11:41 am
How many other ways can you interpret a comment such as “I wouldn’t wander into that section of town if you paid me”? You were obviously implying that you’re afraid you’d get sodomized. I simply replied that nobody would sodomize you, especially considering how the perp is obviously a heterosexual with a penchant for anal sex.
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11:49 am
You’re not afraid of being sodomized? Come on now, Claire! Let’s be honest here!
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11:56 am
No, I’m not afraid of being sodomized. There’s a greater chance of women being vaginally raped than sodomized.
That said, these perps are obviously heterosexual, hence their going after women.
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12:02 pm
Your knowledge of the law is limited at best, little lady.
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12:06 pm
This has nothing to do with the law, you idiot!
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11:41 am
The homos are always digitally whistling at Mr. Billings on Facebook.
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11:43 am
No, they’re just making fun of him. It’s troubling that you can’t tell the difference.
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1:35 pm
A girl should only dress how her father or husband desires them to dress.
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1:36 pm
Why? Do they own her?
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2:40 pm
If you want to simplify it, yes.
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4:24 pm
So, what you are saying is that women are slaves? Well, in that case, I think I want to buy you, since you are such a woman. And you can do all my cooking and cleaning and you can even go fuck the cactus I have sitting in the backyard just for your enjoyment.
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5:58 pm
Really? You might want to brush up on your history then, because slavery has been abolished.
How does your wife react to you viewing her as a piece of property? I hope she reacts by wrapping sandpaper around a piece of PVC pipe, lighting it on fire, and jamming it up your ass. Or she could have a stallion mount you. Stallions will mount just about anything that has some sort of hole.
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5:05 pm
august is Racist + sexist wow atre you member of KKK and NAMBLA ?
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5:26 pm
KKK is french canadian.
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5:52 pm
Actually, they are southern. Do your research asswipe.
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2:13 pm
Why would “homosexuals” be interested in woman in short skirts?
And if anything they should be doing their best to be arresting these pervs rather than picking on woman for what they wear.
Its hot anyways are they seriously expecting woman to cover up when men can walk around topless ect.
Just saying its unfair.
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2:27 pm
These women could at least quit bring anal lube in their purses as they saunter down the busy stress in the glass pumps.
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2:38 pm
You are a sexist pig, who supports anal rape. Good job Mr. Winkie. You are a model for what not to do.
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2:42 pm
If you tell your kids to stop throwing stones into the lion’s cage does that mean you support lions eating kids?
If I tell a women to stop dressing like a victim of rape that I somehow support this disgusting and violent act?
This is the crazy way liberals see the word. When you try to protect the victim they call you criminal. Jeez.
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2:56 pm
Well, you see, the way you said it before made it sound like it was the women’s faults that they got raped. However, it was the men’s faults for raping them. If a child wants to play in the street, and the parent doesn’t tell them not to, is it the child’s fault for not knowing better?
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2:48 pm
I had a friend who kept getting his car stolen. I suggested that stop going into the same sketchy neighborhood. He eventually did and his car has not been stolen since.
Does that mean that I promote auto-theft? Was I disrespecting him?
Only in the crazy post-modernist feminist world does logic have no meaning.
An expensive car in a bad neighborhood is just asking for it.
A short skirt in a street where men have been raping women with short skirts is a dangerous thing to do. Period. It doesn’t require any more discussion.
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2:52 pm
Your opinions, however, are null and void since you view women as lesser beings than men.
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3:04 pm
I love women, no matter what their position, maybe even more because of it.
Just as you love your hundreds of cats even though you know that they will never right a novel. In fact, you might love them even more because of it.
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3:07 pm
Right a novel? No, my cats are quite capable of righting novels. If a novel has been knocked over my two cats can work together, nudging it with their heads, until it has been righted.
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3:15 pm
“Righting novels”???? Oh goodness, Claire!
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3:17 pm
See the above post by Winkie.
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3:10 pm
Oh, and I wasn’t talking about love, I was talking about respect. You have no respect for women – you think we’re not trustworthy doctors because you never known when we’re having our periods and might flip out.
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3:20 pm
I respect women for kiss the hurt finger of child, for preparing a loving and nursing meal for her family, for bring a drink to her husband after a hard day at work.
I could go on and on, but there are many things that I respect women for.
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3:23 pm
But you DON’T view women as capable of doing the same things as men. You don’t think that women are capable of doing anything outside of the home or childcare. You might as well be living in Saudi Arabia.
Oh, and “kiss” should be “kissing”, “nursing” should be “nurturing”, and “bring” should be “bringing”.
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3:32 pm
Hey, Winkie, this is America, learn proper English.
“I respect women for kiss the hurt finger of child, for preparing a loving and nursing meal for her family, for bring a drink to her husband after a hard day at work.”
so, I will rewrite this for you in proper English, so that you know how to write.
“I respect women for kissing the hurt finger of a child, for preparing a loving and nourishing meal for her family, for bringing a drink to her husband after a hard day at work.”
Now, I will point out how stupid and sexist you sound.
“I respect women for kiss the hurt finger of child…”
Well, aside from the grammatical errors, this is sexist, and supports the ideas that women are nothing more than glorified maids and nannies.
“…for preparing a loving and nursing meal for her family…”
You made a mistake in your wording, so that’s done. And again you are perpetuating the outdated ideas of the 50s.
“…for bring a drink to her husband after a hard day at work.”
More grammatical mistakes that I pointed out before. And, why do you need a drink when you get home from work? Are you some sort of alcoholic? If so, I suggest you look into this: http://www.aa.org
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1:54 pm
Dan, has anyone ever told you that you look like the evil Inspector Gadget in that movie.
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