Wild Demon Turkey Chases California Reporter
There are spoiled brats in this country who say we don’t need the Second Amendment. If you want to see these yuppies up close, just go to Wall Street and look at all the spineless protestors of Democracy!
My anger is fired today my friends and we see America is still largely untamed. Much like in the most savage fields of the Africas, we still have great beasts that dwell freely in our country! Crack black addicts! Alligator-mauling feral cats! Democrats! Muslims! Wild grizzlies! Pumas! You name, we have it.
It is for this reason that I thank my forefathers every day by hunting as many animals I can! And with thanksgiving coming up, what better thing to hunt than a turkey. Nows, a liberal reporter out in California tried to actually claim that it was inhumane to kill a turkey
She wanted to prove that a turkey is a gentle animal and can think. She was a vegan, the fecal fingered malnourished liberals whose musty handling caused the deadly listeria outbreak ravaging our country.
Well, this liberal got a crash course lesson in the Constitution. There is a reason God ordained all Americans to have a right to bear arms and this is it. This wild turkey is deadly! I wish I was on the scene, because I would have turkey called it right over and cried with joy as I blasted its head off with my shiny shotgun. Enjoy and when I make my thanksgiving hunt this year, I’ll post the episode on here.
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Author: Abe
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10:45 am
It’s truly horrible that a manic demon-possessed animal like that turkey is allowed to roam free in neighborhoods and attack defenseless people. Even worse is the liberal reaction. Who could any human being with that preports to follow even the simplest logicals oppose reasonable conceal and carry laws that would allow for citizens to exercise minimal self defense?
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11:11 am
No. You can’t exorcise a pissed off animal.
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11:41 am
My Glock 34 and I would beg to differ.
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11:16 pm
hmmm a glock? id prefer a tranq
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12:41 pm
OML that was funny. If a person with a camera was filming me without permission, I’d attack her, too.
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3:36 pm
That turkey needs put down before he spreads his asian bird flu to other birds.
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4:34 pm
Huh what ?? asian bird flu you are plain racist d’ont you mister dracula
also on yoru second ammendment its said bears arms not bears a fucking Gun
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12:58 am
what do you thinks arms are… besides swords and axes
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1:02 am
Bears. In Canada we arm ourselves with either black, grizzly, or even polar bears. They usually have battle armor that we make them. Us French speakers even make saddles and become bear cavalry.
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1:05 am
Snowmexican. Your oil will soon be ours.
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1:05 am
XD that would fucking effective….i wonder
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1:07 am
whats a snowmexican>?
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1:08 am
Wait, didn’t Canada already burn down the whitehouse once? Yup, that’s why no one fucks with Canada.
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1:10 am
I am a quarter English and a quarter American and a quarter French and a quarter Prussian so I am not even Hispanic…
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1:17 am
im half irish part mexican and part british but 100% american
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1:20 am
Well yeah I’m still all Canadian tho. Born and raised in the Texas of Canada.
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1:24 am
Actually, Alberta is a wonderful place. Thats why we need to free it from the French Canadians.
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1:34 am
It’s fine as is, thanks anyway. Alberta has some amazing metal bands. So does Quebec though… I like universal healthcare, so leave us alone.
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6:06 pm
Dracula needs to be put down before he spreads his vampirism to other people.
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6:12 pm
Claire, dont you have Dune fan fiction to write?
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6:16 pm
Don’t you have pumpkins to cut holes into and fuck?
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6:26 pm
Such violence.
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12:48 am
My wife told me to respond with “they only have pumpkins that big at the state fair” But I told her we don’t sink to Claire’s level.
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5:28 pm
I just gobbled this up! Good sport, turning the tables on a snoopy liberal reporter
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12:58 am
You gobbled it up like Dracula’s penis.
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12:14 am
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