WNBA: Minnesota Lynx Win Basketball Title

Derek Van Buren
• ChristWire
October 8, 2011 7:13 am6 comments

In lesbian news today, a WNBA team named the Minnesota Lynx won the little league’s title today.

Many may be wondering what the WNBA is and it’s pretty simple.  Just imagine all the excitement of the NBA, but toned down and filled with scrappy fouls, numerous missed shots, legalized double dribbles, flailing bodies and lesbians.  It is like watching third-graders play team handball moreso than basketball.

With the end of the WNBA season, it frees up valuable time on ESPN where we have to pretend the level of competition between the NBA, even when they are not playing, is anywhere around the WNBA.

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6 Comments

  • Is WNBA some new Hipped Hopper Wrap Group or L.A. Street Gang? I couldn’t find anything about it on Bing.

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  • I read that the WNBA pays people to fill the seats so it looks like people care. It’s really an adult title IX program.

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  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    I hope these homogays have a permanent lockout.

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  • Fake person, Fake Article. Another failure.

    Also, Prissy, to answer your question, the WNBA is the Woman’s National Basketball Association

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  • Damien, thank you. The Women’s National Basketball Association is very elite. The women train very hard for the games and it is a shame that you less educated people on this website make up these false stories in an attempt to brainwash americans. I don’t know of a single what you call “true american” that would even pay any attention in the truth, or lack of, in this article. And for your information, most of the women who play for the WNBA have very supporting husbands, conservative and liberal. My wife played four sports in high school. And two in college. I think that messes up your false statistics now doesn’t it Buren?

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    • Is your “Wife” in this WNBA thing? I understand that women are great at sports, just not Men’s sports. Women can play Golf, Curling,Tennis and Lawn Darts. They don’t need to jump into Male sports ever.

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