In lesbian news today, a WNBA team named the Minnesota Lynx won the little league’s title today.
Many may be wondering what the WNBA is and it’s pretty simple. Just imagine all the excitement of the NBA, but toned down and filled with scrappy fouls, numerous missed shots, legalized double dribbles, flailing bodies and lesbians. It is like watching third-graders play team handball moreso than basketball.
With the end of the WNBA season, it frees up valuable time on ESPN where we have to pretend the level of competition between the NBA, even when they are not playing, is anywhere around the WNBA.