Zachary Quinto Joins the Gay Agenda, Ruins Vulcan Logic for Millions of Star Trek Fans
The smug, knowing grin of homosexual perversion filling his countenance, Zachary Quinto confirms that he likes to backside meld with men. Mr. Spock of the new Star Trek franchise has come out as a gay.
A tragic blow to the perfect utopia of Star Trek was felt today after Zachary Quinto announced that he’s joining the gay agenda. Quinto, the actor who played the legendary Vulcan Mr. Spock in the new Star Trek film, stands to ruin the franchise of Gene Rodenberry by announcing he likes to boldy go where no normal man has gone before.
The shocking news has sent massive ripples of celebration through the gay community, them proudly staking their claim poles in this once fine actor. Popularized on television show Heroes, Quinto is an actor best known for his ability to bring serious gravity and presence to a role. No, this ability will be compromised as gays cannot command that fierce, ice-cold machismo that a true man who likes women can do.
I used to like Star Trek but now every time I see an episode, I’ll no that Captain Kirk’s overracting may have been due to being disgusted by the illicit canoodling between Mr. George “Zulu Fleshspear” Takei and Mr. Spock in the Enterprise C’s most secret steam rooms.
It looks like in the age old question of which is better space franchise, Star Trek or Star Wars, George Lucas and friends got another point of pride.
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12:29 pm
You do know that Shatner and Nimoy are both Jewish, right? And Mr. Spock is the name of Leonard Nimoy’s character. William Shatner has always been an overactor, and it had nothing to do with the fact that George Takei is gay. You do know that he has made many PSA’s about how hurtful bullies like you are, right? I hope that video embed works.
And, honestly, he was gay before he came out to everyone, so his acting has never been effected by that fact. Your argument has failed, and so have you.
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12:52 pm
So, the video embed didn’t work, so here is the link to the video I wanted to post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE
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12:59 pm
You know I had a feeling he was gay ever since I seen him in Heroes.
Anyways he is a fantastic actor, regardless of what gender he prefers.
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1:07 pm
I dont like Stargayte.And I think MacGyver is Canadian.
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1:24 pm
What does any of that have to do with this article? Did you even read it? Seriously Dracula, you must be blind or something.
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1:52 pm
You aren’t very smart. Have you ever considered a life coach?
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1:54 pm
Um…no, I don’t need a life coach. And, trust me, I am much smarter than you. So, again, I will ask, what does “I dont like Stargayte.And I think MacGyver is Canadian” have to do with this article?
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2:25 pm
You are smarter than he? He just burned you twice and you were not even smart enough to get it. Ask someone smarter than you to read the last line of the article and explain it to you
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2:30 pm
Um, Cowbell, take your own advice. He mentioned Stargate, no relation to Star Trek or Star Wars, and the guy who plays MacGuyver, who is on Stargate, not Star Trek or Star Wars. So, ye, I am smarter than him. Since I know the difference between all three.
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2:32 pm
Cowbell got it.
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2:47 pm
Cowbell pointed out nothing Dracula.
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2:57 pm
I get it too.
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3:03 pm
Aaron, I am not sure what you get, but its probably not anything to do with this article.
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10:30 pm
I get it also. Some education could probably help with that comprehension deficit.
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3:05 pm
“You aren’t very smart.”
HAH! That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve heard all month, considering who it’s coming from! Have you put any dollar signs after the number lately, Drac?
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3:07 pm
Dollar signs are completley fine after.
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3:52 pm
If you look at a price tag, where is the dollar sign? If you’re doing math problems that involve prices, where are the dollar signs? If you’re reading a newspaper and they mention money, where are the dollar signs?
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3:57 pm
See this:
http://www.proz.com/kudoz/English/business_commerce_general/1228085-may_i_put_the_currency_sign_after_the_amount.html#2929865
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3:59 pm
“Neither way is CORRECT, Cody. Like anything else in communication, it is possible to change. There is, however, an established way of doing things – we call this grammar. It’s necessary to follow the already-established rules of grammar to prevent the other parties from being pissed off. Writing 5$ provokes the same annoyed feeling that saying “I is good” does.
Besides, the dollar sign is something used very often, and we’re not going to suddenly change it. There’s an established way of writing currency. Stick to it. Typing 5$ just because it sounds that way is a sign of laziness, not social change. It’s done that way with most forms of currency, so stick to the mother fucking formula and stop being a lazy ass.”
http://playingdice.wordpress.com/2008/07/12/on-the-placement-of-dollar-signs/
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3:59 pm
On many price sticker guns and signs the dollar is on the right edge. The reason for this is there is no denomination lower than the cent. So to the right, the dollar sign can have a fixed place. On the left side you normally do not know how long the price needs to be. It could read .01$ or 9,999.99$. Now, new digital printers this is not an issue for.
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9:30 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martymcfry/2748977626/
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9:33 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/44124401501@N01/3186783884/
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9:35 am
http://www.legal-glossary.net/mind-blowing-price-tag/
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1:43 pm
Being gay is very illogical.
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1:52 pm
It’s like they are mentally handicapped.
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3:07 pm
This coming from the man who puts the dollar sign after the number and wondered why dinosaur skeletons didn’t have penises on them…
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3:11 pm
And you, who has no relevant points to make that she feels the need to pull out the same tired shtick.
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4:17 pm
Is that a nice harness or a stangle leash you have on that poor beagle?
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4:21 pm
I think the word you were looking for was choke chain. And I am pretty sure, since Claire loves all animal, that it is just a normal harness.
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4:48 pm
She really likes squid.
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4:51 pm
I didn’t know she was Asian. I had a roommie from South Korea back in undergrad. He used to keep a box of dried squid. It was disgusting in scent, somewhat like old shoes in a locker room. Fortunately, the scent of microwave butter popcorn is equally offensive to the South Korean nose so I was able to broker a stalemate. No Squid, No Buttery Popcorn.
It was sad that even though we can save a people from communism, they can still come over and negotiate terms in an American dorm.
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4:52 pm
Auggie, what are you trying to say with that statement?
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6:50 pm
It’s a chest harness. We do NOT approve of choke harnesses.
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6:52 pm
I figured that. That’s why I said that before, in your defense. Yay me.
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9:27 am
Thank you, Jackass (sorry, your full screenname is too long).
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7:26 pm
Claire, it is me, Damien. They ban hammered my old account, so now I keep having to change my name and “e-mail address” to keep posting. But it’s ok that you called me Jackass. Cause I am one.
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7:35 pm
I agree with Damon for once.
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7:40 pm
First, Damien. Second, agree with me on what?
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7:48 pm
Learn to read, Sherlock!
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7:55 pm
What, do you agree with me that I am a Jackass? Well, maybe to you, but I’m really a nice guy.
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2:10 pm
Being homosexual is so trendy these days. No surprise Big Hollywood is jumping in on the action. Rather disgusting if you ask me.
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1:53 am
how does Zachary Quinto being gay have anything to do with his acking he amazing actor if you stop watching movies that star a gay person i don’t think there are any movies left for you to watch
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1:29 am
This article needs to be proofread again before posting. There are many factual anomalies that need to be looked at.
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