• 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me: Zooey Deschanel

    November 11, 2011 6:23 pm 11 comments

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    Bryan Blake

    Zooey Deschanel, 31, shares the 25 things you don’t know about her with Christwire.

    1. I accidentally had an abortion.

    2. I hate camping, but I love being fondled at summer camp, by old, musky men.

    3. I took three years off from hooking and toured with my band, She & Him.

    4. I used to dress up like a tranny to do my homework.

    5. I have had hair on my butt since I was 2. One year I dyed it blonde, which felt so weird.

    6. I stole my mom’s old Volvo a few years ago.

    7. I had a party at a homeless shelter and threw away all our left over food in front of the bums, just for giggles — recently.

    8. I love cocaine. I mean, I really love cocaine.

    9. I am always early to the bar but always late to important things.

    10. I started a adult fetish website for females, with my friends Sophia and Molly, called HelloGiggles.

    11. I know The Next Karate Kid by heart.

    12. I am really competitive at whoring.

    13. I talk to my vagina every day.

    14. I love work more than sex.

    15. I love pictures of people’s genitals.

    16. I am pretty crafty. I like to bake crack.

    17. I hate kids with cancer.

    18. I use generic brand tampons. Don’t judge.

    19. I love naked children.

    20. I am a true emo music nerd.

    21. I love expired milk in my cereal.

    22. Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer is one of my favorite novels.

    23. I have testicular shapes painted on my toenails.

    24. I took six years of black-dancing lessons.

    25. My first acting job was a fluffer on a adult movie set.

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