A Voice Bronie Gets Lippy With ChristWire (George Takei)
New YouTube analysis reveals one of the gay agenda’s front men, the nefarious wormhole bandit George Takei of Star Wars fame, has apparently taken his new frontier to join up with an odd cult of men who call themselves ‘bronie’.
Adorning their bodies in golden, shimmering pony dust and wildly thrashing the wild locks of their head manes back and forth in unabashed furor, stamping cloven feet and dancing in weird, bared rituals under nighttime moons, the bronies movement seems some weird, terrifying mix of Wiccanism and outright infatuation with the television show My Little Pony.
With the buzzy, bass tremelo that only an Asian man’s vocals warmed by the hearty broths of homosexual marination can muster, Takei issues a stern, taunting voice rendering of our Chris C’s expose into the weird bronie lifestyle. While analysts cannot fully confirm this is Takei, the similarities between the powerful, present voices are too much to not be coincidence.
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3:28 am
I bet he knows all about uncloaked Klingon off urANUS.
I also wrote an article revealing this freaks and abominatons!
http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-my-little-pony-abomination-what-is-a-bronie-and-why-they-make-god-cry/
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10:48 pm
It’s surprising you watched it enough to understand the characters. If you were a true christian, you wouldn’t have even looked at it! God is very displeased with you!
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11:09 am
Thank you so much for the article, you guys! I’m reading both of them as we speak! Expect a link in a few minutes! <3 And you can call me Mic, by the way. It's pronounced like "Mike".
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2:56 pm
just found your reading of it im actually laughing so hard. xD stop, please stop I cant breathe xD.
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11:14 am
This site can’t be serious…can it?
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12:32 pm
His voice sent shivers down my spine.
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3:26 pm
Agreed.
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9:33 pm
im sorry sir but i love fucking pies they are so fine i love rubbing my dick over them all day and night currently i am trying to get a bill passed in which will let me marry my pies
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9:34 pm
Jesus! What is wrong with you people?? You think God hates these normal people because they watch a cartoon? Consider this. Since God created this universe, and we are his sole creations, why would he make us be capable of disobeying his will? God loves everyone, gay, straight, brony or weeaboo. Or else, everyone would the same.
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