Atheists Create Land Walking Octopus to trick More Children into Bogus Evolutionary Beliefs
If there were one word used to describe atheists, it would be ‘deceptive’. Atheists are people who use all sorts of bogus and flattering word to describe themselves and their fascist movement to destroy religious freedom in America.
One of the biggest lies of atheism has to do with evolution. Atheists believe that at some point in time, somehow a ‘magical’ Big Bang occurred from nothing, because nothing existed and when that happens ‘magic’ explosions must occur. They call this the flux string theory.
As if that’s not all bogus enough for the rational mind, atheists then claim that somehow from a magical explosion, life just randomly mutated and came into existence. Do an experiment. Put a big pile of nothing in the center of a sterilized room. Leave. Come back a year later. Tell me if you see any life there throwing a big party.
Atheists are walking contradictions whose thoughts violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics. If matter cannot be created or destroyed, then how did a magical ‘big bang’ from nothing create life? And if life just ‘randomly’ occurred, then how can something as non-random as DNA replication and intricate evolutionary developments exist?
Atheists have no answers for these questions. Their modern existence is only to serve making money and to litigate religious freedom, so as to destroy a great system of life for billions of people worldwide. Since atheists know their outlandish views will be rejected by even children, they try to shut rational explanations for existence such as Creationism out of school, then create hybrid monstrosities to ‘trick’ children into their belief systems.
This is the type of nonsense that’s in your child’s classroom today.
The octopus, a sea creature, is walking on land. Not only is this a gross misconduct of genetic bioethics, it is only dangerous. Atheists have created this ‘land walking’ creature to ‘prove’ to the weak-minded that evolution exists. They are trying to say, “See, random moving protozoa can evolve the ability to walk. This is how water planaria and other organisms developed into eukaryotes that swam and then walked on land!’
They will take their far fetched, non-empirical theories and then shove in talk of monkeys making with cavemen and saying that we are descended from lemurs, claiming their ‘carbon dating’ proves that protoman and monkey mated to create modern homosapiens.
It’s all really farfetched and frustrating. I wish I knew the location of the ‘walking on land octopus’, because I would shoot it and burn it, making sure all its proteins were denatured and beyond replication. A creature such as the octopus, walking on land, would be deadly for naturally occuring creatures.
What if the Chinese got hold to this technology and bred billions of these things to cripple Floridas already unbalanced ecosystem. What about these things on any of our fragile coastal lands? American atheists and those globally are selfish and short-sighted in their goals. It is propaganda tools such as the ‘walking octopus’ that proves the atheism fad is only just that and with enough responsive litigation to get atheism marginalized and its advocates scoffed at, we will gain grounds in merging Christianity and science, as it should be.
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Author: Pat Heinkel
Pat Heinkel is the senior church organist for Shellington Pres., where he also proudly serves as a volunteer firefighter, distinguished lecturer and has the town's (maybe region!) largest collection of Coleoptera. Email Pat
10:53 pm
Octopi Are really intelligent creatures. They can move on land to get food for survival.
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11:54 pm
This is the beginning, friends. Our only hope is to be eaten first.
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12:39 am
do you know the Octopus has a sack they can store air into? hmmm
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12:54 am
So you’re basically saying that atheists are capable of creating life much like God is, yet you insist that they’re wrong.
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6:32 am
That octopus is a big show off. It saw the camera and thought “How can I get the most attention? I know, I’ll come out of the water and say hello!” That’s all it is, the octopus is a camera whore.
Or I could use the Christwire logic. IT’S THE OCTOPUS MESSIAH! Jesus could walk on water, so OctoJesus can walk out of water! IT’S THE SECOND COMING!!!!! The octopus religion is revealled, all hail OctoJesus!
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9:28 pm
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Looks Like This. Coincidence? I think NOT!!!!!!!!
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11:28 am
Thank you Christwire for once again proving to those deceitfull atheist and, obviously, satanic worshippers that God, praise his name, is the ONLY explanation and that everybody saying otherwise should be burned down along with their familly (up to 3 generations only, for god shows mercy and so shall we) as to avoid lies from being spread.
I shall beat my child in his sleep again tonight so he can meditate on this.
Only lacking part of this article is how obviously atheist are also trying to justify faggotry furnication via this walking octopus.
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12:52 pm
Hey, it’s me, God. Just wanted to pop on over and let you know that you are a all fucking idiots.
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2:00 am
Praise the lawd! once again he has shown his glory by cutting down these atheists in their beliefs! But in all seriousness, biology in any sense doesn’t make any coherent sense without looking at it from an evolutionary stand point. There is nothing dangerous in a cephalopod maneuvering on land. Octopi do possess some of the largest and most advanced neural networks among sea creatures, so they are quite smart and it maneuvering on land could be for a variety of reasons. The “author” of this article seems that he has no clue about basic biology or even rational thought. Why should I believe what I haven’t seen nor I have any good reason to believe? I will burn in hell for it? Why?
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2:59 am
Yes, because all of us (Atheists, that is) have the time and knowledge to make an octopus walk on land…At least I don’t, not sure about everyone else though…Maybe the octopus was just tired of swimming to decided to take a vacation?
I for one don’t believe in the whole “Big bang/Evolution” theory because, like religion, there are huge holes.
I literally believe in NOTHING because I couldn’t care less about how the universe and everything in it was made. All I care about is that I’m here now.
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11:04 am
Let me put this into context for you. As the grandson of a German Reformed Minister and was be-befriended in my youth by an Irish Catholic Priest who gave me my first instruction in metaphysics, I strive to be righteous in my life versus self-righteous. However, evolution or genetic anomalies with staying power (whether accidental or through divine intervention) remains a fact of this earthly location.
Various sea creatures have the ability to “walk on land.” The poster has forgotten that we can swim. I would think it took a larger number of drowned humans before we learned the skills to swim. So the above video is neither contrived or unique.I guess the poster of the a for mentioned video would consider, the recent video of the gorilla with the ability and the preference to walk on two legs instead of four as the work of unbelievers or Satan.
Remember time, nutrition, environment, etc all contribute to change in living things. Adapt or die is the reality.
The logic of posters on this site is quiet flawed. We need to stop propagating ignorance an allow the divine in all things to be visible or we are doomed to ignorance which is the true form of Satan.
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12:20 pm
This is hilarious.
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6:31 pm
Lmao! Too funny all the way around.
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10:04 pm
Riddle me this. If the bible is nothing but truth, then why are their are dinosaurs if the bible doesn’t talk about them?
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10:12 pm
The bible dosent mention Asians either. But they, and their threat is real.
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3:07 pm
The Bible also doesn’t talk about America. Or Christwire.
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1:20 am
ARE YOU CALLING US FASCISTS?!?!? FASCISTS ARE STRICTLY ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FOLLOW THE CHRISTIAN GOD, AND ENFORCE THEIR BELIEFS ON THE PEOPLE.
HITLER WAS A CHRISTIAN. HE SAID “MAY GOD WATCH OVER US AND AID US IN BATTLE
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6:10 am
THAT OCTOPUS WAS A COMMUNIST!! It was trying to teach our children through metaphorical means that they should differ from the way we live! Go back to Russia you damned abomination to the sea!
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5:54 pm
The book of genesis is the interpretation of the big-bang, evolution, quantum physics, superstring theory, macroevolution and the multiverse from the point of view of a man who lived about 3,000 years ago. Any more questions?
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6:13 am
*sigh* The dinosaurs came down from outer space during the first great war between the goddess, Venus and the war god, Mars. Geez…
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11:58 pm
So let me get this straight you don’t believe in evolution. Even though there is overwhelming proof? Do you believe in gravity?
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12:33 am
Explain to me this: Because everything has a begining what was before God? God had a begining theirs no denying it so how did God come to be?
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5:46 pm
If their are more than one universes then, there are at least 2 dimensions of time. If there are 2 dimensions of time then it forms a plane, a plane has no beginning nor end.
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11:21 am
Won’t you tell me at least 3 reasons why there is a god? I’ll show you the ignorance in all of them.
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11:22 am
…unless of course this is a satirical website, that’s pretty cool.
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3:08 pm
It is.
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6:07 am
Thank you, glad someone else realized this…
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2:52 pm
This the most moronic article I have ever read (and I read the skyrimming article earlier today) you have clearly not researched any of the “facts” you have used.
1)The Second law of thermodynamics relates to entropy, your confusing it with the first law (energy can not be made or destroyed)
2)There is no such thing a “nothing” there is always energy, which can take the form of either particles or waves, this is most commonly proven using visible light and is scientific FACT.
3)You are right in saying life randomly mutated. It is relatively simple to prove by recreating the atmospheric pressures that would have been around when the earth was formed. The miller-urey experiment shows how amino acids were formed in the early atmosphere.
4)Evolutionary developments ARE random, there is no contradiction at all. Random alleles of certain genes are favourable and that animal is more likely to survive long enough to reproduce, with a random mate, passing on a random selection of half it chromosomes to the next generation.
5)The “outlandish veiws of athiests” are not rejected by children, I myself am a child, and in the least offensive way possible, it’s pathetic that I am more grounded than you, an adult.
6)There are many sea creatures known to walk on land, just a there are many animals that can swim, does that make every human who knows how to swim “a gross misconduct of bioethics”?
7)The octopus belongs to the kingdom animalia not protozoa, and cephalopoda are considered to be one of the most intelligent classes of organism.
8)This is clearly not a “propaganda tool” a family has seen a walking octopus and recorded it, which I think anyone with a camera would have done
9)There is absolutely no scientific proof that a magical being woke up one morning and decided to build a planet and the life upon it. Yet as I’ve already shown there I plenty of proof for the things you describe a “bogus” but I am young and if there is proof that I am unaware of you are more than welcome to email it to me.
10)you clearly have no factual knowledge of anything so here’s one for you: The computer was invented by a homosexual named Alan Turing. By purchasing one you have endorsed homosexuality, which is a “sin” or whatever so enjoy hell you hypocritical, god-bothering bigot!
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5:29 pm
I am also quite young and I applaud you for your contributions, you even covered some things that I hadn’t noticed. Excellent work!
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9:32 pm
tl;dr
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10:42 pm
Damn you just learned the whole Christian community son! Good job !
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6:05 am
You do understand that this site is satirical, right? Of course you do. Glad that with all your obvious VAST intelligence (and might I add, spare time) you enjoy ranting on humor sites.
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8:50 pm
All of these references you’ve used to argue your point were WRTTEN by someone else. All of these so called studies and experiments were contacted by someone else. You did not whitness anything first hand so how can you know it’s true? Because you read about it? Sounds awfully like you have FAITH in the teachings of others, which in turn sounds awfully familiar to the way people like myself have faith in the teachings of the bible…
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8:55 pm
The thing is, we can perform these experiments ourselves if we want to, and almost all are well documented. The ones that aren’t usually are ignored.
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9:01 pm
And yet proof that god exists is everywhere for everyone to see every day. From the delicate wings of a butterfly to the rythmn of the tides – we don’t need to conduct experiments. Open your eyes!
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5:25 pm
Actually, I have answers for all of these:
Big bang: The energy that manifested into matter came from his very voice. What, I just combined science and religion!? Oh, and because I know this is coming, the 7 days and 13.5 billion years are the exact same thing. (Consider expansion and relativity from a vantage point outside of our universe)
Flux string? No such thing. Superstring? Now that’s a theory.
Actually they did create the precursors to life, and over thousands of years, could have produced life. http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2009/05/primordial-soup-in-a-jar-from-amino-acids-to-apes-with-ipods.html
Not only did you mean the first law of thermodynamics, but even then you are wrong because it only applies to CHEMICAL EQUATIONS, if you have ever heard of E=MC^2, it is the mathematical formula for the conversion of energy into matter or vice versa. It is the equation of creation, and you can’t say it’s wrong because it layed down the foundation, of the God given knowledge of the atomic bomb.
If God wanted to, he could’ve created evolution.
We are not descended from lemurs, we are only in the same order! Under Darwinian theory we would have coevolved from a common ancestor, probably the first primate, rather than us evolving from them.
So you would murder God’s beautiful creation, probably a unique, and endangered specimen, facing huge fines?
What technology, God created it.
Species would adapt or die, survival of the fittest.
If you need help understanding or would like rebutte, please don’t hesitate.
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10:46 pm
Oh snap you just explained everything !! Of everything !! Christians don’t got nothing on you !
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