• BREAKING: Picture of Justin Bieber Baby Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater

    November 2, 2011 6:08 pm 5 comments
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  • Picture of Justin Bieber’s alleged baby Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater is taking the world by storm.  Allegations are swirling that Justin Bieber has fathered a child named Tristyn Yeater to a Los Angeles woman named Mariah Yeater.  While all is still at the point of paternity testing and allegations, images are circulating that are asking everyone to find a picture of Justin Bieber’s baby to see if it looks anything like the pop star.

    Now I predicted all this would come to pass when the boy signed a record deal with those notorious Los Angeles Crisps and that scary rapper Ludicrous.

    As I have always taught you parents, it always starts with baggy clothed friends who wear all black leathers and baggy chains.  Look at the gloss eyed pose of Bieber and Ludicrous, getting ready to ‘swag some tail’ of your innocent sons and daughters.

    Some parents wrote me and said that their college daughters had no danger of getting infected with pregnancy from this boy because they were too old.  Well guess what?  20 is college aged!

    I hate to say I told you so to you parents, but now the proof is in the pudding, out of the oven and crying for a fresh diaper change.  Justin Bieber’s baby is taking the world by storm and finally parents who let their daughters go to Bieber’s concerts are getting a nice taste of crow’s pie.  You should have heeded my words.

    Mariah Yeater, the “baby momma’ for this child claims Bieber took her back stage and wooed her with words.  He twaddled her for 30 seconds and now we have this baby.  How many of your daughters went to a Bieber concert by themselves and returned home walking a bit funny or with horse throat?  Makes you wonder now, doesn’t it?

    It happened to a grown woman and if your daughter has been alone at a Justin Bieber concert, you better question her down and test her for Moose herpies and Mexican swine flu from this long necked Canadian.  It is all just so sad how rap cultures finds ways to make our daughters ‘wrap their legs around and let him finish 30 seconds later’.  I spit with disgust!

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