• Brett Ratner Confirms He “Banged” Olivia Munn a Few Times in A Trailer, But Did not Have Shrimp Tickling Sessions

    November 5, 2011 3:30 am 2 comments
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  • For years now we’ve warned parents that Olivia Munn is a woman who pretends to be the friend to every man, but is really just a wolf in sheep’s skin. She uses her devilpowers of revealing skin flesh and simulating unholy mouth acts with hot dogs to make everyone pay attention to her. This is a classic definition of attention seeker devilwhore.

    But when she attacked stately film director Brett Ratner she went far over the line. Ratner is a man who needs no introduction. The man directed Rush Hour 3 and Family Man. He is a man of the town and of sterling morality.

    In a book titled, “Suck It, Wonder Woman!” The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek”, Munn claimed Ratner was a “grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”

    Such hurtful allegations are just mean-spirited. When has Ratner or any of us men of morality ever said anything so mean about Munn, but now she fires with a harpie’s spit and lies.

    Thankfully Ratner confirmed this swamp devil’s lies were false and brought truth to the situation:

    “I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everyone here. But when she was ‘Lisa.’ She wasn’t Asian back then. She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”

    So typical. The woman gets angry because she was not special enough to be remembered routine. Why are women so emotional? I cannot believe she expected him to remember her, like she was an important, beautiful entertainer like Amy Grant or Sophie Monroe.

    What a shame that so many young men were tempted into sin by this women.

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