Carpets harbour the particles of SATAN.
Whenever you buy a house, you never really know the sexuality and/or the origin of the person you bought it from. For all you know, it could have been a sinning, devil worshiping GAY. Whenever the gay owner involved themselves in incestuous actions, you never know what juices were released upon the carpet.
These juices are the work of Satan and are Satan’s juices. Carpets, therefore, are unsafe for us Christians. The particles of Satan can seep into our skin and affect our brain area, thus causing us to sin more and become evil. Jesus never used a carpet, and I wonder why.
Justin Bieber loves carpets; Muslims eat and pray on carpets; gays have sex on carpets; carpets are evil. Carpets cannot be trusted and we cannot use them or allow them to remain in our homes.