• Celebrity Showdown with Deacon Tyson Bowers III

    November 1, 2011 8:19 pm 6 comments
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    Bryan Blake

    I recently sat down with leader Bowers and wanted to know what he personally thought about today’s pop culture stars. Below are his exact words of wisdom.

    Kim Kardashian puts the whore in the word “whore”. Such a repulsive mess of spongy harpy feces.

    Selena Gomez is a spicy pile of illegal vomit that is tainting our children with fantasies of anchor baby dreams. She is a frothy maggot-pie of leather hooker boots and yeasty guacamole.

    Zooey Deschanel smells of musky occupy Wall Streeter taint. Her fact pseudo intellectual act is just as entertaining as two flies perform sex acts on a mold wrapped turd. I rather be sent to a Nazi pizza oven rather than listen to that vaginal venom she calls music.

    If Satan had a vaginal hole and it became infected with soupy puss and raccoon scat, the infection would be called Scarlett Johansson.

    I didn’t know who Megan Fox was until I used Bing to do a search on “infectious whore demons” and she was the number one result. This onion-eyed harlot is two shakes away from being a three dollar Texas stage whore, but I still doubt anyone would pay that kind of money for a mangled faced horn-beast, whose vaginal walls smell of rotten malt-worms.

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