• ChristWire Intern Bryan Blake Missing, Joe My God Legion Gays or Ahizz HSSS Tranny Fanny Gays to Blame

    November 14, 2011 5:17 pm Comments Off
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  • ChristWire intern Bryan Blake has been out of contact with the LA office for now over 3 hours.  Blake was to appear on an unprecedented live broadcast of He Said She Said tv, hosted by a P90x muscle bound top afficianado and tranny fanny gay duo of immorality.  The conditions of the interview were set by the gay producers, who stipulated “Blake must interview on Mr. Messiah Chest Mondays”, a weekly shirtless event held at The Brass Rail in San Diego’s notoriously homosexual Hillcrest district.

    Mike Watson reports that he last spoke to Bryan Blake at approximately 12:00 am EST, when Blake was hiding in the parking lot after several ‘barrel-chested, unusually buff’ homosexuals were following him around the lot in a black Lexus.  There was suspicious homosexual activity at a nearby 24 Hour Fitness, according to Blake, where he witnessed more muscle-clad gays sashaying out and pointing toward him.

    “It’s like a gay Mecca and I have to give these people some proper religion,” Blake was last heard saying before hanging up.

    With so much odd outside activity, we believe Blake went inside the Brass Rail gay club, where the interview and appeal to convert homosexuals to be healed and become normal men was to be made.  Our required GPS tracker has been deactivated and all calls and texts to Blake or He Said She Said tv producers have not been returned.

    SUSPECTS

    We have been in continuous prayer at our ChristWire offices throughout the nation and encourage you to join our prayer network right now.  Deacon Bowers and Pastor Jack Gould took off to the club and are just arriving, all confirming no signs of Bryan Blake or his car.  The club is allegedly ‘boisterious and stinks of fecal daddy sinning’, according to the latest Tweet from Deacon Tyson.  Pastor Jack tweeted that Man-dyke of ample gayness “Ophelia” also clawed Deacon Bowers in the face before having her security throw our staff out of the venue.

    During the course of events, generously gay George Takei decided to Tweet ChristWire with an offensive image and taunt, where online “demigod” of leather bound antics Joe My God was in an unusually sassy mood last week, sending his legion gays after ChristWire’s interns with endless snark and mean-spirited commentary following the expose on the Gay Movement’s agenda against GOP presidential candidate and Same-Sex marriage advocate Herman Cain.

    UPDATE

    Bryan Blake managed to escape “The Brass Rail” and was in hiding at an unknown location in San Diego, where Deacon Bowers and Pastor Jack where able to meet up with him.  They are all heading back north to Los Angeles and ChristWire’s legal team has scared HSSS to airing the broadcast of the interview tomorrow.  The full details of the story will be available as the situation develops.

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    Amber Vos Savant Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.

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