• Dubstep Demon Now Gives Juggling Sweden Man Power to Defy Gravity, Space-Time

    November 11, 2011 3:26 am 29 comments

    Only months ago I reported on a bizarre, terrifying video in which a young man was seen defying the limits of space-time as we know, as sure sign of demon possession. Such quickening of demonics was once only the product of intense Wiccan ritual but we’re now seeing drug-infused ravers able to pull of the same sort of magic. Their vehicle of summoning is a new dangerous form of music called dubstep and terrifyingly, your teenaged son or daughter likely has listened to this music.

    The lyrics to dubstep songs are taken directly from the book of Wicca, the religion of Satanists and witches. These are the people who reportedly danced under the nighttime harvest moons in the time of Salem, conjuring neon colored spirits, weird and unnatural screech noises like a helium-toking cat being strangled and a festival of writhing bodies, thrown into each other in the muskiest of ecstasy. If you go to a dubstep rave today, you’ll find none of this has changed.

    In the following YouTube video, demons have once more given a man the ability to defy gravity and space-time, as this synchronized juggling phenomenon is seemingly impossible if we’re to believe Christian scientist named Albert Einstein and Werner Heissenburg. Notice how during several points in the video, time seems to warp around this man as the Satanic voice says ‘put your face down low’, an obvious reference to bowing before Satan.

    The more the voice chants “put your face down low” in what sounds like a demon vocoder filter, the man’s ability to juggle exponentially increases with no forseeable limits. This again is not possible and even as such, with such speeds of movement the thrown objects should be impossible to predict in position to catch, totally violating the Heissenburg uncertainty principle.

    Once again dubstep music is giving people devil powers.

    Editor’s Note: WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO MEDIA SHOWS A MAN DEFYING GOD’S GRAVITATIONAL FORCES SET UPON EARTH WITHOUT THE AIDE OF A MACHINE. SUCH FEATS SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE HUMAN BODY AND DUBSTEP DEMONRY HAS GIVEN THESE UNNATURAL ABILITIES. DEMAND ALL WIFE/CHILDREN IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE ROOM AND THEN PRAY BEFORE VIEWING.

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