Garry’s Mod: Teaching your children how to be gay
The horrid game “Garry’s Mod” is an open source video game made to leech the life of your children. This game has made many christian children and young adults turn to the unholy, satan-loving, homosexual side of life. The problem with the game is that it is open source, this allows the users to upload and create gay pornographic servers for other users to join and have gay text orgies. The players of this game have a tendency to use words such as “Minge,” which is a gay slang term used to describe an over used hairy whispering eye. If this game were not available to the public then we as parents would not have to worry about it convincing our children to have violent outbreaks of gay lingo and homosexual actions. I have found many pictures of players online making sex parties on their servers with all of the players touching and rubbing themselves all over each other in gay ways. The game also allows the players to create what ever their satan infected minds can come up with, such as explosive penis shaped cars they use to ram into each other like oversized cocks plunging into another gays sewer spout.
(The picture below shows an image of a homosexual leaping onto another for a gay sex attack)
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Author: tdomf_15f10
7:44 pm
False. The red spy is attempting to backstab an enemy heavy.
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7:44 pm
nothing gay about that
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8:48 pm
Doing anything from behind can be considered a homosexual advance. Those that walk straight down the path of God would approach the larger character from the front.
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12:46 am
A smart person wouldn’t approach someone bigger then them from the front though
Backstabbing is the way to go!
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10:41 pm
lol fuckers
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2:04 pm
Is this for real? Do people actually believe stuff like this? People like you give Christians a bad rep. Being so judgmental and eager to condemn (even though Jesus says that’s a no-no) that you don’t even actually take a minute to know what the hell you’re talking about. If God hates anybody, it’s asshole “Christians” like you.
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2:11 pm
It’s a joke. But fear not. These asshole Christians you speak of do exist.
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3:55 pm
I have gay sex in Garry’s Mod all the time. It is my fetish you see.
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